128 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Tennis.
"You know, it’s hard to be a tennis player, but it’s even harder to be a tennis player who sucks. I should know, I've been both!"
"I’ve never played tennis. I would make a great tennis player, though. I'm very good at keeping my eye on the ball – until it comes on a racket."
"I don’t like tennis. I think it’s too elitist. It’s like ping-pong for the rich."
"Tennis is like a game of chess. You need to think ahead, but sometimes you just want to hit the ball over the net and hope for the best!"
"Those who serve well rarely have to pay the bill."
"I’m a real good player. I’m just not great at playoffs, and I’m a little bit better than horrible."
"Tennis is the only sport that I can think of that has an 'out' before you make the shot."
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"You can't win if you don't serve. But if you don't serve, you can still enjoy the buffet!"
"Sometimes I think I'm in the wrong sport. Perhaps I should have played badminton – I hear the rules are less complicated!"
"If you think tennis is boring, you're probably holding the racket wrong!"
"My favorite tennis player? Whoever is winning at the time!"
"You’re not allowed to laugh when you’re serving, but it’s hard not to when your opponent hits the net."
"Love means nothing in tennis, but everything off the court!"
"I used to play tennis, but the tennis racket was just too big for my head!"
"Tennis is the only thing that can give me a workout and a laugh at the same time!"
"If you want to get good at tennis, find somebody worse than you and beat the daylights out of them!"
"They say tennis is a sport of precision. Then why do I keep hitting the ball out of bounds?"
"I love to play tennis, but I’m not sure if it’s the sport or the snacks that keep me coming back!"
"I was a tennis player before I knew it; my friends just thought I was a ball returner!"
"What do you call a tennis player who can't stop telling jokes? A serve comedian!"
"There are more important things in life than tennis, but I can’t think of one right now!"
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"Tennis is a mental game; I never lose my serve, I just misplace it!"
"Why do they call it tennis elbow? Because 'I-can't-hold-my-mouse' doesn’t sound as cool!"
"If tennis is your passion but your skill level is zero, don't worry! You can always find a friend willing to let you win!"
"It's not how hard you hit, it's how well you can make excuses for missing!"
"I couldn’t find a tennis ball. I was at a tennis party. They had everything else, but I couldn’t find a tennis ball."
"I play each point like my life depends on it. I think that’s what makes me a good player. I also think it’s really funny that it’s a sport where you are supposed to be quiet."
"Tennis is like love; it’s all about the game."
"If you think tennis is a peaceful game, you’ve never seen a redhead get hit with a ball."
"I like tennis because it’s a game of respect. I can smack the ball and scream all I want but everyone around here gets a laugh out of it."
"You know you’re a tennis fan when you pray for rain so the matches get postponed!"
"It’s not that I’m so smart; it’s just that I stay with problems longer—especially when I've just lost a tennis match."
"The best shot in tennis is the one that goes in."
"I love tennis. I love playing all the time. I love everything about it. Except the running part."
"I tried to play tennis; but I found that I was just running back and forth, chasing a ball and singing, ‘I’m going to lose this match.’"
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"Tennis: the longest, most boring way to watch someone else run."
"There are three types of tennis players: those who are good and terrible, and those who think they’re good but are actually terrible."
"Tennis players are just like their rackets: They can’t function without a good string attached!"
"Tennis: the only sport where you can be alone in a room full of people and still yell at yourself."
"I broke a racket once; that is how I found out that the tennis racket has a limit to how many times you can throw it down in anger."
"The serve is like a love letter; it has to be perfect before it reaches any good destination."
"In tennis, you lose your serve, and in love, you lose your partner. Both are painful experiences, but at least in tennis, you get to keep the racket."
"Tennis is my favorite sport. Not just because I play it, but it’s great to say, ‘I just had a double fault,’ and have people think you’re talking about something naughty."
"Tennis is only a game, but baseball is a religion."
"I used to be a tennis player, but then I found out that you need to have good hand-eye coordination to succeed."
"I love playing tennis but sometimes I hit the ball too hard—the neighbors get very upset!"
"I asked my significant other if they wanted to play tennis, but they said they didn't find running after balls on a changeable court very attractive."
"Tennis is a sport where triumph is yours as long as you can blame it on the wind!"
"I can’t get enough of that sweet smell of freshly cut grass. Especially when it’s on a tennis court!"
"You know you’re in trouble when the ball hits you in the back of the head."
"I’ve never seen a tennis player who wasn’t a little mad."
"Tennis is a sport where you can get an ace by losing your serve."
"Why are tennis balls fuzzy? To keep the players from getting hairy palms."
"I only play tennis for the love of the game. And for the coffee breaks."
"Tennis is 90% mental, and the other half is physical."
"I like tennis because it’s a sport that can be played in shorts."
"If you think tennis is boring, try hitting the ball while running backward."
"Tennis: the only game I know where love means nothing."
"I’ve got a great idea for a new tennis racket. I’m going to call it ‘No Errors’!"
"Tennis players are like dogs. They serve, they fetch, and they’re always happy to chase the ball."
"I don’t mind losing, it’s the winning that drives me crazy!"
"Sometimes I wonder if I’m playing tennis or just chasing my shadow."
"They say love is blind, but I’m pretty sure it can see my tennis serve."
"Why do tennis players never get married? Because love means nothing to them!"
"If you can’t beat them, just keep playing until they get tired."
"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
"The only thing better than tennis is playing tennis with a net full of donuts."
"I play tennis because it makes me feel like I’m working out, even if I’m really just standing around."
"Tennis is the sport of kings, and I’m the court jester."
"I wish I could play more tennis, but my racquet keeps calling me a loser."
"If I had a dime for every time I double-faulted, I wouldn’t have to play tennis anymore!"
"I once played a game of tennis so intense, I could taste the tension in the air. It tasted like sweat."
"I prefer to think of tennis as a scenic vacation where I occasionally hit a ball."
"The best part of playing tennis is when you finally get to sit down, especially after losing."
"Some days I can hit a forehand, and some days I can just hit myself in the face."
"The only thing I like about tennis is that I don’t have to play it."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. Just like on the tennis court."
"I can’t believe I’m missing this match! It makes me feel like I’m serving love when I really want an ace."
"In tennis, all the rules are simple, except for the ones you make up in your head."
"I play tennis with my mood; when I’m serving well, I’m happy. When I’m not, watch out!"
"Tennis is a sport for a lifetime. But for some of us, it’s just a really expensive way to get tired."
"To me, tennis is a game of mistakes. You just have to make fewer mistakes than your opponent."
"If you think tennis is not exhausting, you’ve never chased a ball for an hour!"
"Why do they call it love? I guess because that’s what you need to win the match - unconditional love for the game."
"Tennis: a game where love is nothing and love is everything."
"I love tennis because it's like jogging, but with purpose."
"Tennis is the only sport where you can lose a point and still gain a friend. Especially if the friend brings snacks!"
"Life is like a game of tennis; the player who serves well seldom loses. Unless, of course, you’re playing with friends."
"Playing tennis is a lot like driving; you just need to keep your eye on the ball and not hit any obstacles."
"I asked my coach what’s the secret to winning. He said, 'Always tell them you’re the best, even if you’re clearly not!' "
"He who has the most racquets wins! Just kidding, it’s about how you swing them."
"Tennis is like a relationship; it's all about keeping your balance, serving well, and hitting the sweet spot."
"I love tennis players; they make serving look so easy. Must be all in the wrist!"
"I’ve mastered the serve; too bad my return is still a work in progress."
"Tennis players are like comedians; they know how to deliver a great punch line at just the right moment!"
"He who serves well must be prepared to handle the return, but really, who’s ever prepared?"
"I told my friends I play tennis. They said, 'Great! Do you have a serve?' I said, 'No, but I can eat a mean hotdog on the sidelines!'"
"Why did the tennis player bring a ladder? To reach the next level!"
"A tennis match is like a relationship, it has its ups and downs, but at the end, it’s all about scoring!"
"If serving love is wrong, then I don’t want to be right!"
"You know you’re a tennis fanatic when you think love means zero."
"Tennis is the only sport where you can be out and still have a great day."
"The only time I feel comfortable is when I’m on a tennis court. And even then, I start sweating."
"Tennis is a perfect combination of violent and beautiful. You’re never going to play a game without a lot of sweat!"
"I don’t play tennis to be nice. I play to win and have fun!"
"Tennis is like a marriage — it requires a lot of communication and no one is ever right!"
"I have a funny feeling about this match. No, wait, that’s just the tennis racket slapping my face."
"They asked me to pick a ‘fun person’ to play doubles with. I said, ‘How about a barrel of monkeys?’”, "
"Tennis: the only game where you can win by playing badly."
"I’m not a tennis player. I’m a racquetball man trapped in a tennis player's body."
"Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. This week, I’m the tennis ball!"
"I’ve got a great penguin impersonation but it doesn’t usually go over well on the tennis court!"
"I tried playing tennis. I was playing doubles. I’m terrible at sharing!"
"There are two types of people in the world: those who serve aces and those who blame the racquet!"
"A tennis match is like a soap opera, full of drama, suspense, and bad outfits."
"My serve is like a good joke: it needs the perfect setup!"
"Tennis players are a unique breed; we can be both athletic and melodramatic at the same time!"
"If you think it's easy to play tennis, try doing it without grunting!"
"Tennis is the only sport that requires a good love game to win."
"You know you’re a tennis player when you justify your broken string to your therapist!"
"Love means nothing to a tennis player, but it means everything at the end of an argument!"
"If I had a dollar for every time I missed an easy shot in tennis, I’d have enough to buy a better racket!"
"What’s the difference between a tennis player and a magician? A magician can make a racket disappear!"
"I’m pretty sure that tennis was invented as an excuse to wear cute outfits."
"Tennis players have the best excuses. I tripped on my shoelaces, or the sun was in my eyes!"
"Why don’t tennis players ever get married? They can’t agree on love!"
"Every time I play tennis, I feel like I’m part of a reality show — real drama, real tears!"
"A day without tennis is like a day without sunshine — and it usually ends up being cloudy anyway!"
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