108 result(s) for Funny Birthday Cake Quotes.
"Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years."
"Forget the past, you can’t change it. Forget the present, I didn’t get you one."
"It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."
"On your birthday, you may want to forget how old you are... but I won't!"
"At least you're not as old as you will be next year!"
"You’re never too old to be young."
"A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!"
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"I can’t keep calm. It’s my birthday!"
"Here's to another year of laughing until it hurts, and eating cake until I'm full!"
"They say age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body."
"You’re now officially too old to count your age."
"May your day be filled with lots of love and laughter, and of course, cake!"
"Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is?"
"Life is short. Eat the cake."
"A party without cake is just a meeting."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."
"You’re not getting older, you’re leveling up."
"At least you’re not as old as you will be next year!"
"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional."
"I'm just here for the cake."
"It's my party, and I’ll cry if I want to."
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"Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese."
"The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana."
"Cake is the answer. No matter the question."
"You're how old? I hope you brought your cake and candles!"
"I'm not aging, I'm marinating!"
"You’re a year older, and that’s something to celebrate."
"Just remember: You’re not getting older, you’re getting more distinguished."
"Birthday calories don’t count!"
"It’s not the years in your life that count, it’s the life in your years."
"Eat cake. Be happy. Repeat."
"You’re like a fine wine; you just keep getting better with age!"
"Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it!"
"Cake: the only thing that makes getting older worth it."
"Cheers to a year of being a little closer to your dreams—or at least closer to the cake!"
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"Age is just a number; in your case, a really high one!"
"I can’t keep calm; it’s my birthday and there’s cake!"
"May your birthday be filled with as much joy as you bring to others, along with extra slices of cake!"
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"At my age, I’ve seen it all, done it all, heard it all. I just can’t remember it all."
"If you can’t eat it, it’s not a birthday cake."
"Some people don’t believe in birthday cake. I do — primarily for the frosting."
"You’re not getting older; you’re just becoming a classic!"
"Just remember, once you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed."
"On your birthday, remember: age is just a number – a very high one in your case."
"Cake is the answer, no matter the question."
"My cake is not a dessert, it’s a statement."
"Eat cake. It’s somebody’s birthday somewhere!"
"There’s no such thing as too much cake!"
"Another year older, but definitely not wiser."
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"When it comes to birthdays, we all have to face our cake slice reality."
"Cake: because no great story ever started with salad."
"Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Life is too short to skip cake."
"I can’t keep calm. It’s my birthday and I’m getting cake!"
"Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake."
"Celebrate your birthday: eat cake, enjoy life, and laugh loads!"
"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese."
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young."
"At least you're not as old as you will be next year."
"I can't keep calm, it’s my birthday!"
"You’re never too old to do silly things."
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"Count your blessings, not your candles."
"Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane!"
"We age not by years, but by stories."
"The older you get, the better you realize you were."
"Let them eat cake!"
"It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years."
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."
"A party without a cake is just a meeting."
"It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to."
"You’re how old? I can’t believe it! You look amazing!"
"Birthday candles are just like a balloon—the more you have, the quicker you float away!"
"The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake!"
"The wrinkles only show where the smiles have been."
"A cupcake a day keeps the monsters away!"
"Age is just a number, but cake is a necessity."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"At my age, I’ve seen it all, done it all, and can’t remember most of it!"
"I am not getting older, I am just becoming a classic."
"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake."
"It took me years to figure out that age is not the enemy. It’s the enemy of youth that is the enemy."
"You’re how old? Time to eat some cake!"
"Forget about the past - you can’t change it. Forget about the future - you can’t predict it. Forget about the present - I didn’t get you one."
"Happy birthday! May your day be filled with cake and your year be filled with happiness."
"Another year older, but definitely not any wiser."
"Count your blessings, not your calories!"
"You're not old until you start to look like your passport photo."
"Age is like software: It gets outdated, and you just have to deal with it!"
"The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet."
"Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words."
"A balanced diet is having a piece of cake in each hand."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cake. And that’s kind of the same thing."
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the more you have, the longer you live."
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?"
"Keep calm and eat cake."
"Birthdays are the universe’s way of telling us to eat more cake."
"Too old to party, too young to care."
"Cake is happiness. It’s like a hug in dessert form."
"I’m just here for the cake."
"Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new."
"May your birthday be as sweet as your cake!"
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