25 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Sweets.
"Life is what you bake of it."
"I've never met a problem a proper cupcake couldn't fix."
"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces."
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
"I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert."
"Chocolate is cheaper than therapy."
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is giving them vodka and have a party!"
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"My brain is 80% song lyrics, 10% questionable decisions, and 10% frosting."
"Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be our last chance to impress the guests."
"Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'!"
"Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad."
"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge."
"I'm not drooling, you are!"
"Forget the apple. I want a caramel-covered anything."
"My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order."
"I work out so I can eat cake."
"Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted."
"Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos."
"I am on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"Eat a lot of cereal for breakfast, it is good for you. I eat a lot of দান cereal."
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"The only constant in life is cake."
"Why is there no chocolate emoji?"
"I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts."
"I’m choosing happiness over logic."
