48 result(s) for Inspector Jacques Clouseau Quotes.
"I know that you are a fool, Dreyfus, but I find it hard to believe that you are stupid enough to think I am a fool, too."
"Does your dog bite?"
"Not anymore."
"I would like to buy a hamburger."
"You have a very good eye, Dreyfus. Unfortunately it seems to be on crooked."
"A bomb! Who would be sending me a bomb?"
"I must be very careful. I do not want to fall off this cliff."
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"That is not the point!"
"And now, I must go to prepare my plan."
"Pink Panther is not a cat, he could be anywhere."
"I want to know everything..."
"That's the girl who sold me the hamburger. She tried to poison our soup!"
"This is not the first time someone has tried to kill me."
"I shall return."
"It is my considered opinion that someone has killed him."
"Every time I've trusted you, it's been a disaster!"
"I would like to keep it that way."
"I suspect this is the work of a ruthless gang of criminals."
"When all else fails, trust to luck."
"I have nothing to fear."
"I am back on the case, Dreyfus."
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"I have devised a brilliant plan."
"I know what I am doing."
"I did not realize it was loaded."
"I must have bumped it."
"I suspect that the fellow was overcome by an attack... of apoplexy."
"Not in the face."
"I am Inspector Clouseau of the Sûreté."
"I have nothing to say."
"That's it! You have reached the end of your rope!"
"Allow me to light your see-gar."
"A room... where ze 'ot' is kept?"
"I want to look at ze body!"
"Eet is possible, yes."
"Bomb? What bomb?"
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"As the French say, "la plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose." ... That means, 'the more things change, the more they stay the same.'"
"This is not the psychotic speaking, this is the highly trained detective. I have never been more certain of anything in my life."
"The motive is irrelevant. It is elementary, my dear Hoofmark!"
"Do you know what you are doing?"
"I wish to examine the body."
"You have a saying in America: catch as catch can. Well, I will catch as catch can."
"I am Blanc, Cato is my assistant."
"I will ask the questions!"
"It would appear that someone has removed the panel from the wall."
"Now, let all the Americans return to the hotel, and I want all the French to come with me."
"I must have complete relaxation to solve this case."
"I have devised a plan so subtle, so cunning... [Falls flat on his face]...as you can see. It's quite simple."
"My mind is like a steel-trap."
