Memorable Inspector Jacques Clouseau Quotes

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"I know that you are a fool, Dreyfus, but I find it hard to believe that you are stupid enough to think I am a fool, too."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
"Does your dog bite?"
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
"Not anymore."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
"I would like to buy a hamburger."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
"You have a very good eye, Dreyfus. Unfortunately it seems to be on crooked."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
"A bomb! Who would be sending me a bomb?"
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
"I must be very careful. I do not want to fall off this cliff."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
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"That is not the point!"
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
"And now, I must go to prepare my plan."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
"Pink Panther is not a cat, he could be anywhere."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
"I want to know everything..."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
"That's the girl who sold me the hamburger. She tried to poison our soup!"
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
"This is not the first time someone has tried to kill me."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
"I shall return."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
"It is my considered opinion that someone has killed him."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
"Every time I've trusted you, it's been a disaster!"
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
"I would like to keep it that way."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
"I suspect this is the work of a ruthless gang of criminals."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
"When all else fails, trust to luck."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
"I have nothing to fear."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
"I am back on the case, Dreyfus."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
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"I have devised a brilliant plan."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
"I know what I am doing."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
"I did not realize it was loaded."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
"I must have bumped it."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
"I suspect that the fellow was overcome by an attack... of apoplexy."
Inspector Clouseau
"Not in the face."
Inspector Clouseau
"I am Inspector Clouseau of the Sûreté."
Inspector Clouseau
"I have nothing to say."
Inspector Clouseau
"That's it! You have reached the end of your rope!"
Inspector Clouseau
"Allow me to light your see-gar."
Inspector Clouseau
"A room... where ze 'ot' is kept?"
Inspector Clouseau
"I want to look at ze body!"
Inspector Clouseau
"Eet is possible, yes."
Inspector Clouseau
"Bomb? What bomb?"
Inspector Clouseau
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"As the French say, "la plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose." ... That means, 'the more things change, the more they stay the same.'"
Inspector Clouseau
"This is not the psychotic speaking, this is the highly trained detective. I have never been more certain of anything in my life."
Inspector Clouseau
"The motive is irrelevant. It is elementary, my dear Hoofmark!"
Inspector Clouseau
"Do you know what you are doing?"
Inspector Clouseau
"I wish to examine the body."
Inspector Clouseau
"You have a saying in America: catch as catch can. Well, I will catch as catch can."
Inspector Clouseau
"I am Blanc, Cato is my assistant."
Inspector Clouseau
"I will ask the questions!"
Inspector Clouseau
"It would appear that someone has removed the panel from the wall."
Inspector Clouseau
"Now, let all the Americans return to the hotel, and I want all the French to come with me."
Inspector Clouseau
"I must have complete relaxation to solve this case."
Inspector Clouseau
"I have devised a plan so subtle, so cunning... [Falls flat on his face]...as you can see. It's quite simple."
Inspector Clouseau
"My mind is like a steel-trap."
Inspector Clouseau

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