25 result(s) for Honey Do Quotes.
""The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.""
""The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.""
""The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then marry him.""
""My wife always asks me what I'm thinking about. I always say the same thing: I don't know. She says I must be thinking about something. I always say: Okay, I'm thinking about not thinking.""
""I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.""
""A man does not have to prove his strength to his wife. He has to prove his love.""
""Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children; now, I have six children and no theories.""
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""I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.""
""Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.""
""My wife is a water sign, and I'm an earth sign. Together we make mud.""
""I'd marry again if I found a woman who had $15 million and would sign over half to me before we married. ""
""The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.""
""When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.""
""By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.""
""There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.""
""I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.""
""I married my wife because I wanted someone to reach for the top shelf.""
""Marriage is like a bank account: you put in, you take out, you lose interest.""
""Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.""
""My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.""
""Never let your wife know how much money you have.""
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""A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.""
""The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, ‘What does a woman want?’""
""Love is blind but marriage restores sight.""
""I've been to weddings where the bride and groom didn't speak to each other, but the wedding was lovely.""
