25 result(s) for Funny People Quotes.
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot."
"I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter."
"If you can dream it, you can do it."
"I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it."
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."
"If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old."
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"There's a world of difference between truth and facts. Facts can obscure the truth."
"The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for."
"Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight."
"Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it."
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."
"I strive for originality in my comedy."
"Common sense is not common."
"Life is a joke that's just begun."
"I am not young enough to know everything."
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."
"I can resist everything except temptation."
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
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"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand."
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
"We are here on Earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea."
"I like a man who grins when he fights."
