25 result(s) for Sarcastic Human Resources Quotes.
"Human Resources isn't a thing we do. It's the thing that runs our business."
"I am an optimist, but I'm an optimist who carries a raincoat."
"The only thing worse than training your employees and having them leave is not training them and having them stay."
"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."
"I have always been of the opinion that if you have to be sick, you might as well be sick on company time."
"The Peter Principle: in a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence."
"Doing nothing is very hard to do because you never know when you're finished."
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"The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
"My biggest worry is that when I’m dead, my wife will sell all my stuff for what I told her it cost."
"I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
"I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it."
"I told my boss exactly what was on my mind, and now I'm unemployed.”"
"I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm sleeping."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"I haven't even taken a vacation in decades. Of course, my散文定义: It looks like other people's vacations."
"We are here on Earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea."
"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will try to put things in it."
"The key to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made"
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they leave."
"Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it."
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"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one."
"The reward for good work is more work."
"The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
"Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still?"
