120 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Grandmothers.
"Grandma always said, 'You can't get rid of a bad kid, but you can give them a good haircut.'"
"Grandmas are just antique little girls."
"I thought allergies were bad until I realized the only thing I’m allergic to is dating someone who doesn’t think grandmas are hilarious."
"You know you're getting old when you can't remember what you used to say to your grandma."
"Behind every great kid is a mom who’s pretty sure she’s screwing it up, but a grandma who knows she is not."
"Never underestimate the power of a grandma's hug."
"Grandmothers are like the backup batteries of your soul."
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"A grandma is a treasure, but don’t forget: she still wants to get her jokes in and have a good laugh!"
"If you don’t think grandmas are funny, you clearly haven’t met mine."
"I love my grandma. She's the only one who calls me after I tell her not to."
"If I knew a joke as good as Granny's cookies, I’d be a star."
"A grandmother's love is whole, no matter how many times divided."
"My grandmother is my greatest teacher; a teacher of compassion, love, and fearlessness."
"My grandma said that I should put my money in the cookie jar because it's the sweetest investment."
"Grandmas offer the best advice; there's nothing a bit of sugar can't fix!"
"I told my grandma I was going to be famous, and she said, 'Honey, you already are in my heart!'"
"Grandmothers hold our tiny hands for just a little while, but our hearts forever."
"Grandma's name is synonymous with love, cookies, and the best stories."
"You're never too old to have a good laugh with your grandma!"
"My grandma is like a supercomputer, but with a heart full of love."
"Grandmothers can give you the best advice and a good laugh when you least expect it."
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"There is nothing more powerful than a grandma armed with an apron and a sense of humor!"
"My grandma always says: 'Life is too short to be serious all the time. Enjoy the cookies!'"
"Being a grandma means enjoying all the things that make you smile while handing out unsolicited advice!"
"Once you have a grandma, every day is a reason to celebrate!"
"There's no place like Grandma's. It’s a great place to go for cookies and stories."
"My grandmother is my greatest inspiration. She was an incredible woman, who showed me the importance of family and hard work."
"I love my grandma. She’s not like a regular grandma; she’s a cool grandma."
"Grandmotherhood is just a wonderful thing. I think you can be a better grandmother than you are a mother."
"When my grandma was in the hospital, I told her she should take a vacation. She said she didn't need one because she was already a part of the family – a vacation from all the chaos."
"A grandma is like a mom, but with more cookies."
"Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting."
"I miss my grandmother. She had a way of making everything feel special — even Wednesday afternoon."
"There’s nothing like a grandmother’s love. She may forget your name, but she never forgets your cookies."
"A grandmother will kindly put up with anything you do because she loves you."
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"What a grand thing, to be loved by the grandmother you never knew you had!"
"Being a grandmother is wonderful. You can take everything you love about being a parent and throw in a little icing."
"Every grandmother has a story to tell — usually one that starts off with, 'Back in my day...'"
"Grandma always said that a little bit of laughter could cure anything."
"My grandmother said that when you pray, you go to heaven. I told her I was still working on that, but I’m still afraid she might come to get me!"
"Grandmothers can be funny, loving, opinionated, and sometimes troublesome, which makes them the best."
"Never underestimate the power of a grandmother!"
"Grandma’s advice is like a good recipe; it’s always better with a little love sprinkled in."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream — and if your grandma is there, that's pretty close."
"When you’re a grandma, every day is a holiday!"
"A grandma is someone who can give your mother a break without ever taking a vacation."
"Grandma's house is where cousins become best friends."
"Grandkids are the crown jewels of a grandmother's heart."
"A grandma's hug lasts long after she lets go!"
"Grandmas are short for grandmothers. But they are long on love and cookies."
"There is nothing like a grandmother's love. It's like a big hug made of cookies."
"My grandma always said that laughter is the best medicine. Unless you're out of cake. Then, it's cake."
"A grandfather is someone with silver in his hair and gold in his heart. A grandmother has a halo made of silver and cookies for the heart."
"I love my grandma more than I love food. And that’s saying a lot."
"Grandmothers, like shoes, are often overlooked, but they make the best companions."
"As a child, I was more afraid of my grandmother than of the police."
"When you have a good grandmother, you have everything."
"A grandmother is a woman who is loved by her grandchildren; the ones who think her wisdom is ancient but her sense of humor is timeless."
"Being a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you are just a woman, the next you are this amazing matriarch, and you don't even need a crown."
"Grandmas are the ones who make you the best cookies, and also the ones who tell you how to get away with eating them."
"A grandmother's love knows no bounds and comes with an all-you-can-eat buffet."
"The only thing better than having you for a mom is my children having you for a grandma."
"What makes you a grandmother is not the age, but the cookies in your hand."
"Grandma: the one who sees through the eyes of love all the time, especially when you're sneaking cookies."
"God made mothers, but He made grandmothers out of sugar and spice."
"My grandmother told me that I could be anything I wanted to be. So I became a cookie thief."
"Grandmothers never run out of hugs or cookies."
"We should all have a grandma who makes us laugh until we cry, even if we don’t remember the punchline."
"A grandmother is a storyteller who always makes the story more colorful."
"If I had known that grandkids were so much fun, I would have had them first!"
"A good grandmother knows how to dispense wisdom with a side of cookies."
"You know you're getting old when you start to become a grandma."
"My grandmother is my greatest inspiration. She was a very humble person, and I want to be humble like her."
"There's something about your mother that is so special, she gives top-of-the-line advice. And if it’s not top-of-the-line advice, your grandmother fills the gap."
"Grandmothers are like fat little angels."
"If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I would have had them first."
"Being a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next, you're all-wise and prehistoric."
"Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete."
"I love my grandmother. I think she’s the best thing since sliced bread."
"My grandmother said that when you’re in your 30s, you should keep your friends close, and your grandchildren closer."
"Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies."
"Grandmothers are for loving and fixing things."
"Every grandmother is a storyteller; every story is a love story."
"The best gifts a grandmother can give are her time, her love, and her stories."
"There is no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one. The same is true for grandmothers."
"If you think my hands are full, you should see my heart."
"A grandma is warm hugs and sweet memories. She remembers all your accomplishments, but forgets all your mistakes."
"The only thing better than having you as my mom is my kids having you as their grandma."
"There’s no place like home except Grandma’s."
"Grandma: the one who makes your friends jealous because you’re so loved."
"A grandma is someone who plays with you, teaches you and loves you like no one else can."
"If my grandma did it, I can do it!"
"A grandchild fills a space in your heart that you never knew was empty."
"Your grandma is really fun. If you don’t like her, something is wrong with you."
"Grandmothers are just antique little girls."
"A grandmother is a mother who has a second chance."
"If nothing is going well, call your grandmother."
"My grandmother was my greatest teacher, a teacher of compassion, love, and fearlessness. If love is sweet as a flower, then my grandmother is that sweet flower of love."
"You know you’re getting old when you start telling people how old you are and you sound like your grandmother."
"Grandmothers don’t just tell you how to live; they live and let you watch them do it."
"There's no place like home except Grandma's."
"Grandmother: A remarkable woman who is a mix of softness, wine, and wisdom."
"A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend."
"Grandmothers are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there."
"Every time my grandmother comes to town, she brings the kind of chaos that only a grandmother can bring."
"Behind every great grandchild is a truly impressive grandmother."
"Never underestimate the power of a grandma with a cupcake."
"To be a successful grandmother, you must spend 30 minutes a day thinking how to spoil your grandchildren."
"Grandmothers have the right to spoil their grandchildren any way they wish."
"The best place to cry is on a grandmother's arms."
"A grandma is like an angel. They can’t be everywhere all the time, but they’re always there when you need them the most."
"If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I’d have had them first."
"Grandma always said that secrets are like a bad recipe: you just have to keep adding the right ingredients until you figure it out."
"Being a grandma is the best job ever. It means you can spoil your grandkids without the responsibility of parenthood."
"A grandmother is a caregiver, a storyteller, a comedian, and a historian all rolled into one!"
"Grandkids are the reward for not killing your own kids."
"If we had known that grandchildren were this much fun, we would have had them first."
"A grandmother's joy is a child's happiness."
"Everyone needs a grandmother who is a little bit crazy and a lot of fun."
"There’s no such thing as too many cookies at grandma’s house."
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