123 result(s) for Funny Cousin Quotes.
"Cousins are the first friends we have, and by far the best ones! They're always there to make you laugh even when you don't feel like it."
"Cousins are like a second set of parents, but without all the guilt!"
"Cousins: the only enemy you can get along with."
"Cousins are the perfect blend of friendship and family!"
"There’s nothing better than a cousin to make you laugh when you’ve just spilled something on yourself."
"Cousins are many. Best friends are few. What a rare delight to find both in you."
"Cousins are like stars—you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there to lighten your day."
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"Cousins are the ones who know all your secrets but still love you anyway."
"If you think my stories are wild, you should hear what my cousin says!"
"The only thing better than having you as my cousin is my kids having you as their cousin!"
"Cousins are the perfect mix of childhood adventure and adult dreams."
"Playing with your cousins is the best part of family get-togethers!"
"Friends come and go, but cousins are forever."
"Having a cousin is like having a built-in best friend who you can call your own."
"Cousins are those rare treasures who bring joy, laughter, and happiness into our lives."
"The best part about having a cousin is that you always have an accomplice in crime!"
"Cousins are meant to be the coaches of the family games, always cheering you on!"
"Cousins are the friends that God forgot to give us."
"Being related to me is really the only gift you need. Just ask my cousin!"
"God made us cousins because he knew our mothers couldn’t handle us as siblings."
"Life is better with cousins!"
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"Cousins are the people you can share your deepest secrets with, and know they won’t tell anyone—at least until they’re on the front page of a tabloid!"
"Having a cousin means you will never have to face the awkward family gatherings alone."
"Cousins make the best childhood memories, and they stick with you for life!"
"Cousins are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the whole answer."
"I smile because you're my cousin. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it."
"Cousins: the only enemy you can’t live without."
"Being related to me is really the only gift you need."
"The only thing better than having you for a cousin is my kids having you for a cousin."
"A cousin a day keeps the boredom away."
"Cousins may not be siblings, but they often share the same gene pool of mischief."
"Cousins are the first friends you get to choose."
"We’re more than cousins—we’re like a tiny gang."
"You’re the cousin who makes family reunions bearable."
"Cousins are the best kind of friends—because they’re always ready to laugh at family problems."
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"You can’t choose your family, but you can choose your cousins."
"Cousins are created to make childhood memorable."
"We’re cousins—that means we’re always just a little bit crazy."
"Cousins are like ketchup, they make everything better."
"Having a cousin is like having a built-in friend who’s also a little bit annoying."
"Cousins are those rare people who remind you of everything you’re not related to."
"Cousins by blood, friends by choice, annoyances by habit."
"Family isn’t just an important thing, it’s everything, especially cousins."
"Cousins are like the quirkiest branch of the family tree."
"No one will ever understand your craziness like your cousins do."
"A cousin is like a second sibling. You can annoy them without all the guilt."
"Cousins are the perfect partners in crime for family gatherings."
"Cousins are the ones who make the family photo album funnier when you look back at it."
"Cousins are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there."
"Cousins are serendipity. The friendship you need, with the crazy you don’t want!"
"We didn’t realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun."
"Cousins by chance, friends by choice."
"Family: like branches on a tree, we all grow in different directions yet our roots remain as one."
"Cousins: the only enemy you can’t do without."
"Cousins are the perfect blend of friendship and family."
"If you don't annoy your cousin, they will annoy you!"
"Cousins are the sibling you never had!"
"You’re my favorite cousin... just don't tell the others!"
"Cousins who laugh together stay together."
"Cousins are friends who will never let you live down your most embarrassing moments."
"Having a cousin means you’ll never be alone in your adventures."
"A cousin is a friend you didn’t choose but one that will always be by your side."
"Cousins: a little bit of crazy, a little bit of loud, and a whole lot of love."
"Cousins are those quirky little nuggets that make family gatherings worth it!"
"We may not have it all together, but together we have it all—especially the laughs!"
"Cousins are like potato chips, you can’t have just one!"
"The best thing about having a cousin is you can blame them for all your bad decisions!"
"Cousins: Because some of the best memories are made with them."
"Cousins are like a second set of parents, but way more fun!"
"A cousin is someone who knows all your stories, and still loves you anyway."
"Having a cousin means having a partner in crime for all those mischievous adventures."
"Behind every great cousin is a great story waiting to be told!"
"Cousins help make family reunions fun and memorable; thank you for being you!"
"Cousins are like stars. You may not always see them, but you know they're always there."
"Cousins: the only enemy you can't live without."
"Cousins are just childhood playmates who grow up to be lifelong friends."
"A cousin is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost."
"Cousins are the perfect blend of family and friends."
"Cousins are the siblings you get to choose."
"I smile because you’re my cousin. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it."
"A cousin is like a second sibling, just with a little more distance and a lot more fun!"
"Having a cousin is like having a built-in best friend."
"Cousins: the only people that can understand you, yet make fun of you at the same time."
"Cousins are like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get, but you know it’s going to be sweet!"
"Growing up with cousins is like having a built-in support group for life."
"Cousins help make family reunions a little more fun and a lot crazier."
"Cousins are the best kind of therapy: they know all your dirt but love you anyway."
"Life is better with cousins who bring laughter and fun into the mix."
"Cousins are the quirky little reminders of when our family wasn’t quite so normal."
"Cousins are like the extra icing on the family cake."
"A cousin is one who has a special bond with you; a partnership in crime, if you will."
"You’re not just my cousin. You’re my partner in mischief."
"Cousins are the glue that hold our families together… especially during family drama!"
"Cousins are those unique family members that you can both annoy and love!"
"Cousins: we’re not just related by blood; we’re related by sarcasm."
"We may not see each other often, but I know my cousin always has my back… and my jokes!"
"Cousins are like stars. You may not always see them, but you know they’re always there."
"Cousins are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer."
"Cousins are childhood playmates who grow up to be forever friends."
"Having a cousin is like having a built-in best friend!"
"Cousins: my favorite kind of relatives."
"Cousins are the friends that you never knew you needed."
"You can choose your friends but you can't choose your family, so I’m glad I got stuck with you, cousin!"
"In my family, we don't communicate. We put on a show, and my cousins are the stars!"
"Here's to all the adventures we go on and the trouble we get into, cousin!"
"Cousins are the perfect blend of a friend and a sibling."
"Cousins: because who else will cause trouble with you?"
"Cousins are those people who know you well enough to know how to get you in trouble."
"Cousins are like ketchup, they make everything better!"
"I smile because you're my cousin. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it!"
"Cousin, there’s no one I would rather get into mischief with than you!"
"Cousins: partners in crime, always and forever!"
"Everyone has that one cousin who is just a little crazier than the rest and that's why we love them."
"We may not be siblings by blood, but you're definitely my partner-in-crime."
"You and I are cousins. We can get into trouble together without parental supervision!"
"Cousins are the chocolate chips in the cookie of life."
"Cousins are like the small print in a contract, they can surprise you when you least expect it!"
"Friends come and go, but cousins are forever!"
"Our family may not be perfect, but our cousin bond sure is!"
"Cousins make the best memories and the funniest stories."
"Behind every successful person is a hidden cousin who is secretly sewing seeds of chaos."
"If you don't laugh with your cousins, are they really cousins?"
"Cousins are your first friends, your sidekicks forever."
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