128 result(s) for Redneck Quotes.
"You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas gift is a 12-pack of beer."
"If you've ever stared at a beer can for over an hour, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if your best friend is a dog and he has a better haircut than you."
"If you've ever used a weed eater indoors, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if you have a 'Welcome' mat that has a picture of a deer on it."
"If you think a subdivision is part of a math problem, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if your grandkids call you 'Pop' instead of 'Sir.'"
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"If your car has more miles on it than your house, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if your dad's cell phone ringtone is 'Dueling Banjos.'"
"If your home has a tin roof and a dirt floor, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if you think that the term 'psychic' refers to a state of mind for a person who lives in a trailer park."
"If you’ve ever had to mow your lawn and found a pickup truck, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if you use your truck to haul your kids to school."
"If you drink your coffee out of a can, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if your dog runs off and joins the rodeo."
"If your idea of a family reunion is having a barbecue in the backyard, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if you have more than one pickup truck parked in your yard."
"If your garage is a store for your lawnmower, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if your fishing pole is made from a broom handle."
"If the highlight of your summer is going to the county fair, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if your 'spring cleaning' involves putting a fresh coat of mud on your truck."
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"If you've ever seen a trailer in the backyard, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if your picnic table is made of plywood and cinder blocks."
"If you've ever eaten a whole meal out of a cooler during a music festival, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if your dog has more pedigree than you do."
"If your home has a porch swing and a cooler on the front porch, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if your dog and your wallet are both on a chain."
"Don’t be surprised if your dog doesn’t come back. He’s probably out looking for a job."
"If you can’t take the heat, just get out of the trailer."
"She's got a face that could scare the devil away."
"If your house is a mess, just make the kitchen look good, that's the best advice I can give you."
"The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize."
"You might be a redneck if you think a pet rock is a good gift for a kid."
"If you hear banjo music and want to run, you're likely redneck."
"You might be a redneck if you own a home that is worth less than your car."
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"If your idea of a nice day is taking a ride in a pickup truck, you might just be a redneck."
"If your family tree doesn’t fork, you might be a redneck."
"If you think 'turkey season' refers to a time to catch up on your hunting cabin decorating, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if your dog has its own Facebook page."
"If your every day wardrobe includes camouflage, you're probably a redneck."
"Redneck” is what you call someone you don’t want to call ‘poor’."
"If you celebrate the Super Bowl with a barbeque and not a fancy party, you might be a redneck."
"If you think a chain saw is a legitimate tool for lawn care, you might be a redneck."
"If you've ever made a snowman out of your wife’s old clothes, you might be a redneck."
"If you refer to your wife as 'my better half,' but she weighs 300 pounds, you might be a redneck."
"If you think ‘hunting dogs’ are a breeding ground for kids instead of pets, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if you think a tow truck is a luxury vehicle."
"Some of us are redneck, and we are proud of it!"
"You might be a redneck if you've tried to mow your lawn with a weed eater because it was easier than getting the lawn mower out."
"If your idea of fine dining is a picnic table at the local barbecue joint, you might be a redneck."
"You can't fix stupid."
"I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."
"If you think I'm going to win the lottery, you're crazy. I just don't have what it takes to be a millionaire."
"I ain't never seen a good-looking truck that didn't have a dent."
"I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention."
"There are no bad beer, only bad beer drinkers."
"If a man can't laugh at himself, he might be missing the point."
"You might be a redneck if your wallet is made of duct tape."
"I can't drive 55."
"That's how I roll: like a wheelbarrow. I get the job done, but might spill a little along the way."
"Just because I’m wearing a cowboy hat doesn’t mean I’m a cowboy."
"I’m not over the hill. I’m just on the downhill side of it."
"You can take the boy out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the boy."
"If at first you don’t succeed, you’re about average."
"I'm not lost; I'm exploring!"
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."
"Why is it that we never get a second chance to make a first impression? Probably because we keep saying stupid things."
"God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them."
"Sometimes you feel like a nut; sometimes you don't."
"A redneck's way of doing things makes sense to him."
"You might be a redneck if the biggest city you've been to is Wal-Mart."
"You can take the hillbilly out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the hillbilly."
"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive."
"The best way to make a small fortune is to start with a large fortune and buy a farm."
"You might be a redneck if your favorite fast food is a chili dog from the gas station."
"We're all just a little bit redneck inside."
"You might be a redneck if you own a home that is mobile and five cars that aren't."
"If your house is worth less than your truck, you might be a redneck."
"A redneck is someone who lives in the South and chooses to live there."
"If your dog can't bark, but can howl, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if your idea of a folks' gathering is a barbecue."
"If you’re looking to start a fire, a redneck’s better off than a Boy Scout."
"You might be a redneck if you've ever mowed your lawn and found a car."
"If you have a car that is more than 10 years old and doesn’t have a back seat, you might be a redneck."
"Redneck is not about geography, it’s a state of mind."
"If your favorite hard rock group is the ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ soundtrack, you might be a redneck."
"If your pet is a dog and your favorite pastime is watching NASCAR, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if you have a beer belly, and the belly is all you have left from when you were skinny."
"If your grandparents ever said, 'When I was your age, I used to have to walk to school barefoot in the snow,' you might be a redneck."
"If you've ever gotten a DUI on a lawnmower, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if you check your watch and it’s a tattoo on your arm."
"A Redneck’s version of a beach vacation is sitting on the roof of a double-wide drinking beer."
"You might be a redneck if your auto mechanic also does your hair."
"If you have more fish in your freezer than food, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if you have ever used your kitchen for anything other than fixing drinks and hanging out."
"The only thing better than a redneck wedding is a redneck divorce, because you don't have to change your last name."
"If your favorite salad is a plate of fried chicken, you might be a redneck."
"Marry a redneck girl and listen to country music; that’s a win-win."
"You might be a redneck if providing a five-star meal is fixing up a good ol’ plate of chili and cornbread."
"If your Christmas tree was once a trailer and is still parked in your yard, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if your kids' favorite toy is a rusty old car."
"If your last vacation involved a buddy and a cardboard box of tools, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if you think 'loading the dishwasher' means getting your wife drunk."
"If you can breathe, you can paint. If you can’t breathe, you can’t paint, and you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if your dog’s house has a bathroom in it."
"If you’ve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if your house has wheels and your car doesn’t."
"You might be a redneck if you can play the banjo but can’t read the instruction manual to your computer."
"You might be a redneck if your wife’s hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan."
"If you have more than one barbecue grill in your front yard, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if your favorite musician is also your dentist."
"You might be a redneck if your idea of a seven-course meal is a bucket of fried chicken and a six-pack."
"If you ever made a flower bed out of old tires, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if you've ever hit on a waitress in a Waffle House."
"You might be a redneck if you've ever thought of going to the beach and decided to put on your boots instead."
"If you use a bar of soap in the shower, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if your favorite drink is beer and it comes from a can."
"You might be a redneck if you've ever eaten a wild animal raw."
"If your truck can double as a camper, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if you have a beer belly and think it’s just as good as a flat stomach."
"If your grand folks have ever had a car with a dog in the backseat that wasn't a family member, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if you think the back seat of your truck is the perfect spot for a tent."
"You might be a redneck if you've ever attended a concert or sporting event just to see what someone else is wearing."
"If you ever consider attending a state fair as a vacation, you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if you’ve ever been horseback riding and thought it was a great way to save gas."
"If you call your spouse 'Brother' or 'Sister' – you might be a redneck."
"You might be a redneck if you think a three-piece suit is a pair of overalls and a flannel shirt."
"If you've ever had your family reunion in a grocery store parking lot, you might be a redneck."
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