Memorable Beavis And Butt-Head Quotes

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"Uh, huh huh, yeah, that’s cool."
Beavis
"You said it, Beavis! This is like… totally awesome!"
Butt-Head
"Fire… Fire! FIRE! Huh huh huh!"
Beavis
"Dude, you’re a total butthead!"
Beavis
"Get the hell out of here!"
Butt-Head
"I hope you’re not thinking what I think you’re thinking."
Beavis
"We’re gonna be rich!"
Butt-Head
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"This is what I’m talking about!"
Beavis
"Huh huh, that’s crazy!"
Butt-Head
"You know, I feel kinda funny."
Beavis
"Uh, huh huh! Can I take a shower with you?"
Butt-Head
"I’m gonna make a music video!"
Beavis
"I like to rock!"
Butt-Head
"This is gonna be a sweet job!"
Beavis
"You ever notice how chicks can be really hot?"
Butt-Head
"I’m feeling it, Butt-Head!"
Beavis
"Why don’t we just, like, sit here and watch TV?"
Butt-Head
"Dude, I can’t believe you said that!"
Beavis
"I’m not gonna laugh at that. Well, maybe just a little."
Butt-Head
"I want to see some chicks in bikinis!"
Beavis
"Yeah, let’s just hang out and be lazy!"
Butt-Head
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"Uh, huh huh, I’m gonna eat nachos!"
Beavis
"Let’s go check out the new music video!"
Butt-Head
"I have some ideas. Like, crazy ideas."
Beavis
"Uh... I am Cornholio!"
Butt-Head
"You will never guess what I just did."
Butt-Head
"I need TP for my bunghole!"
Beavis
"Hehe, this is gonna be cool."
Butt-Head
"We can watch TV and make fun of it."
Beavis
"Uhh... Dig that crazy music."
Butt-Head
"I’m the Great Cornholio!"
Beavis
"Uh, you said “butt.” Hehe."
Butt-Head
"This is like, a total bummer."
Beavis
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"Rock and roll!"
Butt-Head
"Heh heh, this is awesome."
Butt-Head
"I’m gonna kick your butt."
Beavis
"Uh, I think we’re in trouble."
Beavis
"Let’s go check it out."
Butt-Head
"Hmm... I think I feel a tingle."
Beavis
"That’s what she said!"
Butt-Head
"Giggle, giggle."
Butt-Head
"This is like, the best show ever."
Beavis
"I can’t believe it!"
Butt-Head
"You know what we need?"
Beavis
"Uh, huh huh, huh."
Butt-Head
"Is your bunghole burning?"
Beavis
"Heh, that’s funny."
Butt-Head
"That’s just dumb."
Beavis
"Uh... huh huh, he said 'duty'!"
Beavis
"Cornholio! I am Cornholio! I need teepee for my bunghole!"
Beavis
"That’s, like, totally cool."
Butt-Head
"Fire! Fire! I’m gonna set things on fire!"
Beavis
"You know what I like? Uhh, nachos."
Butt-Head
"This is gonna be cool!"
Beavis
"Uhh, just say 'hi' to the people!"
Butt-Head
"I am the great Cornholio! I seek the Great Taco!"
Beavis
"Just listen to the music, man!"
Butt-Head
"I can’t believe we’re going to see Metallica!"
Beavis
"You know what would be funny? If we blew something up!"
Butt-Head
"Uh huh huh, yeah! Rock on!"
Beavis
"You’re a butt munch!"
Butt-Head
"I’m gonna score! Uhh huh huh!"
Beavis
"Heh heh, they said 'poop'."
Butt-Head
"You know, I was thinking… stuff!"
Beavis
"I love it when things go boom!"
Butt-Head
"Uh... What’s happening? Uhh huh huh!"
Beavis
"We’re like, learning stuff, dude!"
Butt-Head
"Hey, are you going to finish that?"
Butt-Head
"I am gonna do some serious partying tonight!"
Beavis
"Chicks dig me!"
Butt-Head
"You gotta be kidding me!"
Beavis
"This video is totally lame."
Butt-Head
"Uhh, I think I like this band!"
Beavis
"This is like, the best day ever!"
Butt-Head
"Uh… yeah. You know, it’s like, uh… you know."
Beavis
"I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"
Butt-Head
"Heh heh, yeah, I think that rules."
Butt-Head
"I’m gonna score!"
Beavis
"You know, we should start a band."
Butt-Head
"Sick. But yeah."
Butt-Head
"I can’t wait to see the new videos!"
Beavis
"You know what we need? More pizza."
Butt-Head
"This is the best day of my life!"
Beavis
"Uh, we’re gonna party."
Butt-Head
"I’m all like, whoa!"
Beavis
"I am the Great Cornholio!"
Beavis
"You know, like, uh, it’s funny."
Butt-Head
"I can’t believe we get to watch this!"
Beavis
"Heh heh, that’ll be cool."
Butt-Head
"This is a perfect, uh, day."
Beavis
"I feel like I’m losing my mind!"
Butt-Head
"Uh, it’s like, you know, whatever."
Beavis
"Let’s go watch some more music videos."
Butt-Head
"I need to find some nachos."
Beavis
"You know what would be cool? A giant robot!"
Butt-Head
"We’re like, uh, the kings of this place."
Beavis
"This whole place is, like, totally awesome."
Butt-Head
"I’m ready for some action!"
Beavis
"Uh… yeah. Totally."
Butt-Head
"Satisfaction! Heh heh heh."
Butt-Head
"I am Cornholio! I need T.P. for my bunghole!"
Beavis
"We’re gonna score!"
Butt-Head
"Uhh... we’re like, really cool."
Butt-Head
"Fire! Fire! Fire!"
Beavis
"Hey, idiot! You can’t just take it!"
Butt-Head
"The great thing about being dumb is that you don't have to think."
Beavis
"I can't wait to see the movie about us."
Butt-Head
"I’m going to be a superstar!"
Beavis
"Uh huh, huh. That’s pretty cool."
Butt-Head
"We're like, totally metal."
Beavis
"Heh heh, I just get this great feeling when I have the remote."
Butt-Head
"I think I need some nachos."
Beavis
"We are in the entertainment business."
Butt-Head
"This is gonna be sweet!"
Beavis
"There’s nothing better than watching TV all day."
Butt-Head
"Do you ever wonder if we’re, like, stupid?"
Beavis
"You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to ask out that girl."
Butt-Head
"We’ve got to find some way to score!"
Beavis
"Uh, we’re like, really good at music."
Butt-Head
"You know, if we had a band, we’d rule."
Beavis
"I can’t help it if you’re an idiot."
Butt-Head
"I want to rock!"
Beavis
"Um, hey, let’s go watch TV."
Butt-Head
"I’m all about the metal…"
Beavis
"You know what would be cool? A road trip!"
Butt-Head
"This is so cool. Heh heh."
Beavis
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