106 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Cake.
"I love cake because it’s the only thing that never complains."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. So, eat your cake!"
"If you can’t eat it, it’s not cake."
"The only thing better than a cake is two cakes."
"All you need is love and cake."
"Chocolate is the answer. I don't remember the question, but it's definitely chocolate."
"There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm cake on your lap."
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"You can’t make everyone happy; you’re not a cake."
"Cake is the only acceptable reason to eat frosting by itself."
"Life is short; eat dessert first."
"I never met a cake I didn't like."
"The only bad thing about cake is that it’s so good you can’t stop at just one piece."
"Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee and cake."
"Cake is the greatest metaphor for life."
"Eat cake every day! It's the only thing making us happy these days!"
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it, especially cake."
"All you need is love. But a little cake now and then doesn’t hurt."
"Let them eat cake."
"The only thing better than a piece of cake is two pieces of cake."
"If you can’t eat cake in your pajamas, when can you?"
"Cake is a universal language. Everyone understands it."
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"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy cake. And that's kind of the same thing."
"There’s nothing a cupcake can’t solve."
"Friendship is like cake. Sweet, but you can’t always have it."
"The only thing better than blowing out candles on your birthday cake is to eat it!"
"You can't have your cake and eat it too, but you can always have another piece."
"In the cookie of life, sisters are the chocolate chips—but cake is still better."
"Cake: because life is too short to skip dessert."
"Cake makes everything better."
"I could probably eat cake every day and never get bored."
"You know you’re a grown-up when you get excited about cake."
"At my age, I’ve seen it all. Except for a better cake."
"The cake is a lie, but I want to believe!"
"Eat cake and be happy! That’s my motto."
"Life is short, eat the cake first."
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"There’s no problem that a good piece of cake can’t fix."
"Who needs therapy when you have cake?"
"Cake is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"I want cake, and I want it now!"
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy cake and that's kind of the same thing."
"If there's a cake in the fridge, there's a party in my mouth!"
"Cake is the only thing that matters; everything else is a distraction."
"Let them eat cake!"
"Happiness is a piece of cake."
"The only thing I throw back on my birthday is cake."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Cake helps!"
"A slice of cake a day keeps the sadness away."
"Cake doesn’t ask questions; cake understands."
"If you can't make it nice, at least make it chocolate cake."
"You can't be sad when you're holding a slice of cake."
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first, especially if it’s cake."
"On the eighth day, God created cake."
"Cake is my spirit animal."
"You had me at cake."
"In my defense, I was left unsupervised with a cake."
"Cake is made of butter, sugar, flour, and everything good in the world."
"Eat cake for breakfast, you deserve it."
"Ode to the cake: you make my heart sing!"
"The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating."
"A party without cake is just a meeting."
"I love cake. I will eat it forever."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy cake, and that's kind of the same thing."
"Age is just a number. In my case, it's a cake size."
"The only thing better than a piece of chocolate cake is not having to share it."
"If you can't eat cake in your pajamas, when can you?"
"Cakes are like books; there are new ones you want to read and old ones you want to revisit."
"There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and cake."
"Let's eat cake and celebrate the fact that we survived another week!"
"Laughter is the best medicine, unless you’re a cake. Then, sugar is the best medicine."
"First we eat cake, then we do everything else."
"I don’t always eat cake, but when I do, I make sure it’s indulgent."
"There’s no such thing as too much cake."
"Eat cake. It’s a dessert, not a punishment."
"Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of cake."
"Why yes, I do love cake. How did you guess?"
"Let them eat cake if they can’t get ice cream."
"Cake is happiness in edible form."
"There’s a thin line between a cake and a lie. Cake always wins!"
"If life gives you lemons, trade them for cake."
"Cake is the food of the gods, and I’m a good sinner."
"Cake is the answer, no matter the question."
"Life is short. Eat the cake."
"If you think money can’t buy happiness, you haven’t spent it on cake."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cake, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"A balanced diet is having a piece of cake in each hand."
"Cake is like a hug in food form."
"I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere."
"You can’t make everyone happy; you’re not cake."
"The only thing better than a cake is a bigger cake."
"I just want to live in a world where calories don’t count and cake is free."
"Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!"
"Cake: a powerful tool for world peace."
"Life is what you bake it."
"Let them eat cake, and they shall be happy."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. The cake also gets better with time."
"I have not met a cake I didn’t like."
"Cake is happiness in a slice."
"You can’t be sad when you have cake."
"Why did the cake go to the party? Because it was a cutie!"
"Cake is the best friend I never had."
"What’s the best way to eat cake? At your own party, with friends!"
"When life gets tough, have your cake and eat it too."
"Behind every great cake is an even greater story."
"If there’s one thing I can’t resist, it’s cake—especially if it’s chocolate."
"Cake: because adulting is hard."
"You can’t spell dessert without 'stress'!"
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