111 result(s) for Funny Love Quotes For Him.
"I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?"
"You had me at ‘we’ll be together forever.’"
"I love you more than I love my morning coffee, and that’s a big deal."
"I love you even when I’m hungry – and I’m always hungry!"
"In the story of my life, you’re my favorite plot twist."
"We go together like donuts and chocolate."
"You’re the cheese to my macaroni."
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"I love you more than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow."
"I’m much more me when I’m with you."
"You’re my favorite distraction."
"Love is sharing your popcorn. Even when they’re really annoying you."
"You make my heart smile."
"If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple."
"You’re the sprinkles on my ice cream."
"We’re like a really small gang."
"I love you more than a cat loves a warm laptop."
"I’d share my fries with you."
"You’re like the coffee I need in the morning – strong and hot!"
"Together, we’re unstoppable… at finishing each other’s snacks."
"You’re the reason I believe in love at first sight, or at least love at first bite!"
"You are the cheese to my macaroni."
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"I love you more than my dog."
"I love you even when we’re not in the same room. Thank God for video chat."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… which is why I love you."
"If you weren’t so perfect, I’d have a lot more thoughts about other guys."
"I love you more than Netflix loves asking if I'm still watching."
"You're the only one I share my fries with."
"You’re like my favorite pillow — comfortable and a little lumpy."
"If love was a crime, I would be happy to be your accomplice."
"You're like my favorite book: I can't put you down."
"I love you because you laugh at my jokes — even when they’re not funny."
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile."
"I love you with the breath, the smiles, and the tears of all my life."
"You complete my sandwich."
"You're the reason I wake up with a smile (and sometimes a coffee spill)."
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"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap."
"I love you, and I want to be with you, so quit screwing around!"
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly."
"Love is sharing your popcorn."
"I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger."
"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te."
"I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot."
"You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life."
"I knew I loved you before I met you… or at least, before I Googled you."
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!"
"I love you not only for who you are but for who I am when I’m with you – and for the snacks we share."
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole."
"We go together like coffee and donuts."
"I love you like a squirrel loves its stash."
"If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard!"
"I’d be lost without you. Literally, I would be on the couch wondering where you went."
"You're the cheese to my macaroni."
"If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple!"
"You’re my favorite notification."
"I love you more than Netflix, and that’s a big deal."
"You’re the sprinkles on my cupcake."
"Are you made of bologna? Because you’re the best thing I’ve ever had!"
"Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely."
"I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it."
"You're my favorite distraction."
"I love you like a dog loves its owner—unconditionally, and with a slight scent of your socks."
"You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Or maybe I'm just really bad at paying attention."
"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber!"
"I love you even though you hog the blanket and steal the covers."
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly. Sweet, sticky, and a little nutty."
"I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger."
"You're the reason I wake up smiling... and the reason I go back to sleep."
"Love is sharing your popcorn. Even when you don’t want to."
"I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying a lot."
"You're like a fart; I can’t hold it in."
"You're my favorite notification."
"I love you more than chocolate... and that’s roughly an atomic bomb's worth."
"They say you only fall in love once, but that can’t be true because every time I look at you, I fall in love all over again... and then trip over my feet."
"You're like a software update. Whenever I see you, I feel like I should wait for a while, but I can't resist the urge."
"You’re the cheese to my macaroni. And let’s face it, we both know macaroni is kind of bland without cheese!"
"I love you, but you need to stop stealing my fries."
"We go together like coffee and donuts—more like I drink coffee and you eat donuts, but it’s still a match!"
"I love you more than a dog loves a squirrel."
"You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile. I’m also trying to ignore it while we're on a date."
"My love for you is like a fart: It may not be seen, but it's definitely felt."
"You’re the ketchup to my fries, and I’m not just saying that because you always steal the last fry."
"I love you more than I hate going to the gym."
"If love is a crime, I’m happily serving life with you—just without the orange jumpsuits."
"I love you like a kid loves candy... and that says a lot since my dentist is on speed dial."
"I love you more than chocolate, but please don’t make me prove it."
"Love is sharing your popcorn. It’s also knowing he won’t share his fries."
"You’re like a fart: I can’t stand when you’re around, but I miss you when you’re gone."
"I love you even when I'm really hungry."
"You’re my favorite weirdo."
"I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin ME."
"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!"
"You had me at ‘Let’s get pizza’!"
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
"I was blind but now I see. It’s just a squirrel. Oh wait, it’s you!"
"I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it."
"You must be made of cheese because you’re looking gouda tonight!"
"I love you a latte!"
"I love you to the moon and back. Just don’t take the spaceship without me!"
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly."
"I love you like a squirrel loves its nuts."
"They say love is blind, but I can still see your ridiculous snoring."
"You’ve stolen a pizza my heart!"
"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
"Love is being stupid together."
"You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you."
"You make my heart smile and my belly laugh."
"I’d choose you even in a game of hide and seek."
"You’re my cup of tea… with three sugars and a pinch of crazy."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"If loving you is wrong, then I don’t want to be right… but I also don’t want to be wrong."
"Our love is like a fart: if you have to force it, it's probably crap."
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