129 result(s) for Bender Quotes.
"I’m Bender! You shiny metal ass!"
"I don’t need to be a hero. I just need to be a better me!"
"You can’t take over the world without a good lexicon!"
"I’m so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead!"
"Hey, kill all humans!"
"Just because I’m a robot doesn’t mean I can’t be a little bit human!"
"I’m not a bad guy. I’m a good guy who does bad things!"
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"Oh, the irony! I don’t care about irony!"
"It’s all about me, baby!"
"I’m Bender, baby. Please insert girder!"
"If I wanted to be a human, I wouldn’t be a robot!"
"I would be honored to be a part of a group of honorless thieves!"
"I’m glad I’m not a human! I hear they bleed all the time!"
"All I want to do is eat some sharp metal objects."
"There’s one thing I should’ve done differently: I should’ve never done anything!"
"A robot’s life is hard. I’m a bending unit, but my life’s been bent out of shape!"
"What’s the point of being wise if it doesn’t help me get what I want?"
"I don’t want to be a hero. I want to be a legend!"
"Look at me! I’m a pile of junk, but I’ve got a big heart… and a lot of bad intentions!"
"Is it wrong to want to be the best at selfishness?"
"I don’t need love; I need a good switch!"
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"Life’s too short for bad beer!"
"My life’s motto is ‘If you can’t beat them, you probably need a better strategy!’"
"There’s no such thing as too much power!"
"I’m not programmed for heroics!"
"Forget the rules, let’s just have fun!"
"I don't want to be a role model. I just want to be a bum with a drinking problem."
"Why not Zoidberg?"
"I'm not a robot; I'm a man made of metal!"
"Dance, dance, dance until you die!"
"I’m a shiny metal god!"
"I’m going to need a stiff drink and a lot of therapy."
"You know what I need? A little romance. And by 'romance' I mean a bottle of Scotch."
"Because I can't be in the same room with animals. The smell! The smell!"
"I don't care what happens to you, but I care what happens to me!"
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"I'm never going to stop drinking! Until I die!"
"To live is to drink!"
"I'm the smartest and most charming robot you'll ever meet!"
"If I see a freak, I'm going to freak!"
"I'm Bender, I bend! I bend, I don't break!"
"That's why I never go to the toilet: it's too risky!"
"I’ll be good! Just as soon as you leave me alone!"
"You can't just be all 'doing your job' all the time!"
"I’m going to use this to tell the truth!"
"You can't stay sober for more than six minutes at a time, can you?"
"Just because I’m a robot doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings!"
"I'm not a bad guy—I'm just a robot with bad habits!"
"I don’t trust you; you could be a robot in disguise!"
"I’m an alcoholic and I’m proud of it!"
"I am the hero of my own story!"
"I'm Bender, baby! Please insert liquor!"
"I’m not a robot! I’m a Bender! And that’s even better!"
"Why would I want to have sex with a robot? I can just talk to one!"
"You can't take the sky from me."
"I’m back, baby!"
"I’d love to stay and chat, but I’m busy now."
"Shut up and take my money!"
"I don’t want to be a role model, I want to be a bad role model!"
"The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive."
"I could be happy here. I could be happy here!"
"I think I can finally understand why humans find life so precious: It's the prospect of losing it."
"I’m a genius! I’m a master of every technology!"
"Kiss my shiny metal ass!"
"I don't need anybody's help, I'm a strong, independent robot!"
"I just want to be a spaceship captain!"
"What I do is not evil! It's just exploring the boundaries of morality!"
"Oh, I always wanted to be a robot!"
"You can't just do whatever you want without consequences!"
"Of course I’ll help you! What choice do I have?"
"That's not a rule! That's just a suggestion!"
"I don't know what it is, but it has to be mine."
"That's the beauty of being a robot: Immortality!"
"I’m saying the line between good and evil is pretty much a robot’s choice!"
"Why does everyone want me to change? I’m a robot! It's in my programming!"
"I have no interest in leading a life of virtue!"
"I’m not just a robot; I’m an artist!"
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
"I can't spare a single digit!"
"Don't be a fool! Don't be a fool! Don't be a fool!"
"We’re going to get it on. Now, you’re going to want to take your clothes off."
"I’d take a bullet for you. Well, a bullet, for me. But not a bullet for you."
"I’m not a robot, I’m a human being!"
"That's not a gun, it's a light saber."
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
"I’m Bender, and I’m a sex robot!"
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems!"
"I am not a number! I am a free man!"
"I'm Bender, baby! Please insert girder."
"This is why I don't go to the bathroom. Toilet paper is expensive!"
"Alright, I'll take it. But I will violate your corpse!"
"You’re all a bunch of idiots!"
"I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me!"
"What’s the point of being alive if you don’t at least try to do something remarkable?"
"You can't just fire a laser cannon without any reason!"
"I don't get my energy from eating food, I get it from consuming copious amounts of alcohol!"
"It's all in the delivery!"
"I'll be back, and this time it's personal."
"The future is now, old man!"
"Hey! I don't tell you how to chew your food!"
"I'm a genius who makes the world a better place!"
"You can't complain if you don't try to make it better!"
"Just because you're a man of science, you don't have to be a hermit!"
"I’m going to do what I do best: lie, steal, cheat, and survive!"
"You can’t just sit around and wait for robots to knock on your door with free beer."
"I can’t wait to be back in the wild with my buddies, drinking and stealing."
"How about I just take over the world and be the best robot ever?"
"I’m a bad influence. And I’m proud of it!"
"The worst thing about being a robot is that you can't tell people what to do."
"If I was human, I would totally punch you in the face right now!"
"I can’t help it if I’m programmed to be lazy."
"I don’t need a soul; I have beer."
"That's not a lie; I’m just enhancing the truth."
"To infinity and my mom’s basement!"
"I am Bender, please insert girder."
"I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse; just like the Mafia."
"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!"
"I work in a dehumanizing industry, and I’m okay with that."
"I’m not a robot; I’m a person. A really cool, metal person."
"You can take my humanity, but you can't take my booze!"
"I’m too good at being bad."
"Family? I don’t need no stinkin' family!"
"I’m a support beer; I’ll help you through anything!"
"I have to cheat and steal just to survive in this world."
"Why be yourself when you can be a sexy robot?"
"I’m proud to be a bad influence on you."
"Love is just a word for my beer."
"The future is full of possibilities... as long as I have beer!"
"You can't spell 'Bender' without 'end', but I'm still here!"
"What would I do without my dazzling personality and my shiny metal ass?"
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