127 result(s) for Funny Party Quotes.
"I can't believe I said that. I should have realized it was a party, not a funeral."
"At a party, you should always bring a gift. An envelope stuffed with cash is a good start."
"I wish I had a river I could skate away on at every party."
"A good party is when you forget what time it is."
"Never go to a party in a job you can’t brag about."
"After all, it's a party. It's supposed to be fun!"
"Parties are like sex: You have to re-evaluate them every once in a while."
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"The most important thing in a party is a good mood; the second is music. Oh, the third one? Drinks!"
"Party like a rock star. And by rock star, I mean someone who sleeps in the corner."
"There’s no party like a ‘let’s stay in and have pizza’ party."
"To be happy at home is the ultimate result of all ambition. The end of all striving is this: to feel at home!"
"I don't know what I would do without this party. Probably just watch a movie or something."
"The key to a successful party is a little mystery - and a lot of cake."
"Life is a party, dress like it."
"A party is a in-tray of people - some stay, some leave, some just eat your snacks."
"There is never a dull moment at a party, just a lot of nerve-wracking ones."
"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you, especially at a party."
"If you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong."
"Every party should have a little ridiculousness in it."
"Party hard. Feel good today! Worry about tomorrow tomorrow."
"With great power comes great responsibility, and with great parties comes great hangovers."
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"It's not a party until the cops show up."
"Of all the things I’ve lost, I think I miss my mind the most - especially after a party."
"You can't take a party too seriously; that’s how you end up not having fun!"
"A good party is a nudge from the universe to remind us to live a little."
"The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating."
"I just want to go on more adventures. Be around good energy. Connect with people. And realize my dreams."
"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun."
"You can't be sad when you're holding a cupcake."
"There is no such thing as a party too small."
"Too many cooks spoil the broth, but too many guests spoil the fun."
"Bacon makes everything better."
"We didn't realize we were making memories; we just knew we were having fun."
"Let’s eat food and pretend we’re not on a diet."
"I love party games; everyone gets happy then... someone has to leave."
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"I don't know what it's like to be a grown-up."
"The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in."
"Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet."
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're missing the best joke of all."
"At a party, you can be whoever you want to be, just as long as you don't forget to laugh."
"The secret to a good party is preparation."
"A good party is one where you don’t remember the end."
"Every party is a good party if you eat cake."
"Saying no to cake is saying no to happiness."
"You know you're at a good party when you can feel the happiness in the air!"
"The best parties are the ones where you don't have to worry about leaving early."
"A party is just an excuse to have cake with your friends."
"Friends don't let friends miss a party!"
"Good friends, good food, good times, and even better memories."
"I thought I’d bring something funny to the party, but I guess I’ll settle for my usual self."
"The only thing better than a party is a party with a dance floor."
"I don't know about you, but I come to parties for the snack table."
"Life is a party. Dress like it."
"Always remember: you’re unique, just like everyone else at this party."
"It’s not a party until the cake gets dropped."
"I’m just here for the cake."
"If you aren’t invited to the party, make the party your own."
"Let’s take a moment to appreciate how well we can fake being social at parties."
"I like large parties. They’re so intimate."
"There are two kinds of people at parties: those who dance and those who are still trying to figure out why they're there."
"Too many cooks spoil the broth, but too many friends make for a fantastic party."
"Behind every successful party, there’s a lot of tired people."
"Good friends, good food, good times – that’s what a party is all about!"
"A party is just like a day of class that you can enjoy with snacks."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can throw a party, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"I love a party with a theme. It gives me a reason to wear a costume and embarrass myself."
"Some people will bring a gift to the party, others bring the fun."
"If you can’t find the party, you're not looking hard enough."
"Let’s be real, food is the primary reason for parties."
"You know it’s a great party when you wake up next to strangers."
"A successful party starts with the right playlist."
"I'm here to party, in a reasonable, polite way."
"The best parties are the ones that go from ‘let's do this’ to ‘how did we get here?’"
"A good party is like a really good meal: you keep picking at it long after it’s over."
"Dance like no one is watching, eat like you skipped lunch, and party like there’s no tomorrow."
"I like a wine that fights back. A little bit of aggression is always good at a party."
"The secret to a successful party is to make people feel at home... even if you wish they were."
"At a party, you should never let them see you sip your drink. You should always be double-fisting."
"You can’t be sad at a dance party."
"I don’t know what it is about party favors but I always feel like I need something to take home, like a consolation prize."
"I have this theory that the best parties are the ones where nobody shows up."
"Why are we having all these people over? It’s like a dinner party but who wants to cook?"
"A good party is like a good book; it keeps you engaged and you don’t want it to end."
"Man, I love party games. Almost as much as I love losing."
"A party is just a gathering of friends you don’t want to talk to."
"If you think you’re too good for a party, you’re probably too good for it."
"I bring nothing to the table, but I promise you’ll laugh."
"Nothing brings people together like a shared disdain for things… especially at a party."
"Parties are a great opportunity to show off your bad dance moves and questionable life choices."
"I think I’m going to start charging for my parties. Keep out the moochers."
"Every party is a costume party if you try hard enough."
"The only thing worse than a party is a party-without-pizza."
"I'd like to be a princess, but I wouldn't want people watching the party."
"If you’re not at least a little uncomfortable at a party, it’s not a party."
"The best parties are the ones where the unexpected happens and nobody cares."
"I’m not a regular party-goer, but I do enjoy the occasional mildly chaotic get-together."
"You know it’s a good party when nobody leaves until you’re passed out on the floor."
"Life is too short to be taken seriously. So let’s all just laugh at this party."
"A party lasts all night, but laughter can last forever."
"I love how you can throw a party and the entertainment arrives with the guests."
"I can’t believe I’m in a room full of adult improvisers. I feel like I’m at a Jenny Craig meeting."
"A party without cake is just a meeting."
"The only thing worse than a party crasher is a party creator."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"What happens at a party stays at a party—unless someone records it and puts it on Facebook."
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
"My house is not a mess. It is 'lived in'—it's 'homey'."
"I have a wonderful make-up crew. They’re the same people restoring the Sistine Chapel."
"I’d like to be a fly on the wall at my own party, just to see what a mess I made of it."
"I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties, there isn’t any privacy."
"You can’t be sad at a taco party."
"The best parties are the ones where you wake up the next morning and can’t remember a thing—immediately followed by that sinking feeling of dread of wanting to know what you did."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"I keep trying to lose weight… but it keeps finding me!"
"You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
"I don’t need a hairdresser. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
"I would like to be a fly on the wall during a party to hear the conversations."
"In wine, there is wisdom. In beer, there is freedom. In water, there is bacteria."
"I'm in shape. Round is a shape!"
"I have a party trick of making my friends' champagne glasses disappear."
"We don’t make mistakes, just happy little accidents."
"Never go to a party and leave early. You’ll regret it when you hear all the stories—especially the ones that are about you!"
"A hangover is the wrath of grapes."
"If you’re going to throw a party, make sure it’s a banger."
"At a party, one is a little bit too much, while the other is never enough."
"Some people bring happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
"Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
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