127 result(s) for Funny Onesie Quotes.
"I woke up like this. (In a onesie.)"
"Onesies: because adulting is overrated."
"Keep calm and onesie on."
"I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode. (Wearing a onesie.)"
"I put on my onesie and everything makes sense."
"If you can’t find me, I’m probably in my onesie."
"This is my 'I don’t want to adult today' outfit."
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"Caution: I’m a cuddler in my onesie."
"Don’t disturb me, I’m on onesie time."
"My onesie brings all the comfort to the yard."
"Look good, feel good, and wear a onesie."
"Onesies: the official uniform of lazy days."
"Whimsical adventures begin with a onesie."
"It’s all fun and games until someone has to take off their onesie."
"There’s a time and a place for everything, and that place is my onesie."
"Forget the world, I’m in my onesie."
"A onesie a day keeps the blues away."
"My job is to be awesome in my onesie."
"Comfort is key, and onesies have the master key."
"Be yourself. Unless you can be a llama in a onesie, then be that."
"Just because I’m in a onesie doesn’t mean I can’t conquer the world."
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"Warning: Extreme coziness ahead."
"When all else fails, put on a onesie."
"Onesies aren’t just clothing; they’re a lifestyle."
"Life is too short to not wear a onesie."
"Always be yourself, unless you can be a superhero in a onesie, then always be a superhero."
"I’m not crying, I’m just sweating out of my eyes."
"I woke up like this. #nofilter"
"Caution: may contain sarcasm."
"I’m really a unicorn in disguise."
"I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me."
"This is my onesie, I’m not a morning person."
"Hello, is it me you’re looking for?"
"After this, I’m taking a nap. Or six."
"Onesie: the perfect outfit for not giving a fluff."
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"Sweater weather is better together."
"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?"
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"Chillin’ like a villain."
"Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things."
"This much fun should be illegal."
"I speak fluent emoji."
"Cute but psycho, but cute."
"Wine not?"
"Don’t ask me to adult today."
"Snug as a bug in a rug."
"I’m only wearing this onesie to judge you."
"Nap queen in progress."
"I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode."
"This onesie is my happy place."
"Mommy’s little troublemaker."
"I woke up like this, but I’ll take a nap anytime."
"Cuteness overload in progress!"
"Too cool for pants."
"Snack time is the best time."
"Born to be wild, fueled by snacks."
"Onesies are life; everything else is a lie."
"I’m the reason we can’t have nice things."
"This is my party outfit."
"I run on naps and giggles."
"Yes, I’m this cute; no, you can’t have my cookie."
"I’ve got moves like Jagger in my onesie."
"Chilling in my onesie like a boss."
"Messy hair, don’t care; I’m in my onesie!"
"Keep calm and put on a onesie."
"Adventures in comfort, one onesie at a time."
"Why fit in when you can wear a onesie?"
"Just another day in the onesie life!"
"Onesie squad for life!"
"I don’t need a superhero; I have a onesie."
"Play hard, nap hard."
"Love me, love my onesie."
"Just because I’m cute doesn’t mean I’m not trouble!"
"Adventure awaits, as soon as I’m done napping."
"Keep calm and wear a onesie."
"I’m just a onesie kind of person."
"Onesies: Because adulting is hard."
"Get your onesie on, it’s time to party!"
"A onesie a day keeps the sad away."
"Life is better in a onesie."
"Will work for onesies."
"In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic onesie."
"I can't adult today, I'm in my onesie."
"Onesies: because pajamas are too limiting."
"If you can't wear a onesie, are you really living?"
"Caution: Wearing a onesie may cause extreme comfort."
"Why fit in when you can stand out in a onesie?"
"Act like you own the place... in your onesie!"
"Chillin’ like a villain in my onesie."
"Onesies are the adult version of being hugged all day."
"Woke up like this... in my onesie!"
"Leave your worries behind, and slip into a onesie."
"Don’t judge a person until you’ve seen them in a onesie."
"There are no bad days in a onesie."
"Eat, sleep, onesie, repeat."
"Onesies: Bringing back the joy of childhood."
"It’s a onesie kind of day!"
"Find someone who looks at you the way I look at my onesie."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a onesie."
"Happiness is a warm onesie."
"Onesies: For when your soul needs comfort."
"I'm not a regular baby, I'm a cool baby."
"Sassy since birth."
"I woke up like this."
"Party all day, sleep all night."
"Caution: Cuteness overload."
"I can't adult today. Please don't make me."
"My mom is a keeper."
"I’m here for the snacks."
"I may be small, but I'm the boss."
"Not all who wander are lost; some just can’t find their pacifier."
"Nap time is my happy hour."
"Sweet dreams are made of these."
"Warning: Adorable in progress."
"I’m just a little bit crazy, but aren’t we all?"
"Looking for trouble? You found it!"
"Messy hair, don’t care."
"Just for kicks. Or giggles. Either works!"
"I’m why we can’t have nice things."
"I’m cute but I’m a handful."
"Short and sassy!"
"I run this crib!"
"Snack time is all the time!"
"Crawling my way to world domination."
"I’m not spoiled, I’m just well taken care of!"
"Chillin' like a baby!"
"I’m proof that good things come in small packages."
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