25 result(s) for Funny Mother-in-Law To Daughter-in-Law Quotes.
"My mother-in-law has so many secrets, even she doesn't know them all."
"A man who treats his woman like a princess is proof that he has been raised by a queen."
"A daughter-in-law is like a second daughter, except she can't be grounded."
"My mother-in-law calls me to ask how to use Google. I love her."
"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house. She said, 'Then, why do I need to knock?'"
"Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist."
"My mother-in-law is the bomb.com"
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"The best way to get along with your daughter-in-law is to remember that she's the one who has given your son happiness."
"My mother in law is my favorite person!...said no wife ever."
"Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare."
"A perfect mother-in-law... Never exists."
"My mother-in-law has come round to our place at least three times this week. It's only Monday."
"A mom is a daughter's first best friend."
"A man's mother is his first love; a wife is his last."
"My daughter-in-law is one of the best things that’s ever happened to my son."
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then, I want to move in with them."
"My mother-in-law is an acquired taste. I haven't acquired it yet."
"A son is a son until he takes a wife, but a daughter is a daughter all of her life."
"My Mother-in-law is such a sweet woman. I don't know why she gets such a bad rap!"
"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if I'm having a good dream."
"My daughter got me a 'World's Best Mom' mug. I’m not sure if she’s mocking me or being genuine."
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"The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana."
"Husband and wife relationships are like fine wine. They must be properly aged to be truly enjoyed."
"As a mother, my job is to take care of the possible and trust God with the impossible."
"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."
