24 result(s) for Crazy Mom Quotes.
"Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease."
"When your mother asks, “Do you want a piece of advice?” it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway."
"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them."
"A mother's love is peace. It need not be acquired, it need not be deserved."
"A worried mother does better research than the FBI."
"It's okay to admit you have a favorite child. We all know it's the one who does the dishes without being asked."
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"I've always said, if you aren't yelling at your kids, you aren't spending enough time with them."
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been served."
"Parenting: the scariest hood you’ll ever go through."
"I smile because you're my child. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it."
"Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious."
"Being a mom means my body is now 70% coffee."
"I thought I told you to do that already."
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing."
"Laughter is the best medicine. Your mother laughing? Call the paramedics."
"I love my children even when they are crashing my car… on purpose."
"I’d like to thank my children for making grocery shopping a team sport."
"A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."
"Motherhood: Powered by love. Fueled by coffee. Sustained by wine."
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"Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare."
"There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one."
"It’s not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it."
