25 result(s) for Wacky Mom Quotes.
"When my kids were teenagers, I used to go to the grocery store and just buy food they wouldn't eat."
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then, I want to move in with them."
"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving…to mothers."
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
"A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing."
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
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"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."
"It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't."
"I’ve got children who look at me like I’m an alien sometimes."
"The days are long, but the years are short."
"I thought I'd become a foetus! That's how ill I felt. I was curled up in a ball, crying."
"I tell my kids, 'I am thinking about you every second of every day.' But they don't believe me."
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance."
"Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up."
"Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories."
"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."
"There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one."
"Motherhood: All love begins and ends there."
"Parenthood...It's about guiding the next generation and forgiving the last."
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"Motherhood is a great honor and privilege, yet it is also demanding and difficult."
"The best way to advise your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."
"Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease."
"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after."
