25 result(s) for Funny Mother-in-Law Quotes About Family.
"My mother-in-law is the mother of my wife."
"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get out.'"
"A mother-in-law is better than a sharp razor."
"My mother-in-law is such a nice woman. Every time I see her, I wanna grab her and hold her tight...until the cops come."
"God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends."
"That's the one good thing about a mother-in-law: you know she's had all her shots."
"I have a mother-in-law who's twice divorced. She's always reminding me of that."
Can't find the quotes you're looking for?
"My mother-in-law has come round to our place at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to hers."
"My mother-in-law is so ugly, she makes onions cry."
"Behind every successful man is a surprised mother-in-law."
"My mother-in-law is always complaining that she never sees us anymore. That's because I told her to stop coming over."
"A man's mother-in-law is his nearest and dearest relative - until he's in trouble, and then she's his wife's mother."
"I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months. I don't like to interrupt her."
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
"My mother-in-law is a very special woman. She visits us once a year, for six months."
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."
"I asked my mother-in-law if she believed in clubs for young people. She said only if kindness failed."
"My mother-in-law is so nervous she has a nervous breakdown before breakfast."
"The best way to get along with your mother-in-law is to let your wife do the complaining."
"A family is a place where minds come in contact with one another."
Can't find the quotes you're looking for?
"I know that I am among my family, and here, in my home, I must speak the truth."
"The only time family becomes null is when they start treating you like one."
"One day my kids will understand the level of trust I have in them when I let them borrow the car now, as they drive off I'm like 'drive carefully. Come home in one piece. Don’t let anything happen to my car.'"
"People should be blown away that my kids can be so well-adjusted, because I’ve exposed them to so much. That’s where people miscalculate. They think that if you show kids everything they’re going to be corrupted by it. No, I’m showing them the world so they can be world citizens. So they can operate in it and deal with it."
