129 result(s) for Funny Monkey Quotes.
"Monkeys are like humans, but with the right priorities."
"You’re never too old for a little monkey business."
"Even the smallest monkey can climb the highest tree."
"I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
"If you want to see the monkeys, you have to be prepared for the dirty work."
"Monkeys are not just entertainers; they are nature's comedians."
"Always consider the possibility that your monkey may not be as clever as you think it is."
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"Monkey see, monkey do. It’s fun, it’s cute, it’s life."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can adopt a monkey, and that’s pretty much the same thing."
"If you think you're too small to make a difference, try spending the night with a mosquito."
"Sometimes you just have to throw caution to the wind and act like a monkey!"
"Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your monkeys in the zoo."
"In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. Find the fun, and—snap!—the job's a game."
"Life is just a bowl of cherries; it's what you do with it that counts—unless you’re a monkey, then you just throw them."
"To err is human; to really foul things up, you need a monkey."
"When I look at the monkey, I see a little bit of myself. We both like to jump around."
"A monkey is a great teacher; watch it, and you will find the irony of life."
"The only thing that separates us from the monkeys is our ability to accessorize."
"Don’t monkey with a monkey—he’ll outsmart you every time!"
"What do monkeys do for laughs? They tell chimp-ander jokes!"
"Some days are just better suited to monkeying around than others."
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"Why did the monkey go to school? To learn his ape-itude!"
"If I had a dollar for every time I told a monkey joke, I could buy a banana stand."
"It’s not monkey business if you’re having fun!"
"Monkeys are the tricksters of the animal world, always keeping us entertained."
"Everyone is a monkey, and I am a monkey in a monkey suit."
"The monkey is an admirable animal. It can see the world in ways that we cannot."
"If you're going to be a monkey, be a monkey without the shoes."
"A monkey can be your best friend, if you don't worry about getting bitten."
"Human beings are not from monkeys; monkeys are from humans."
"At the zoo, the monkeys are at the top of the list of things that people want to see."
"I like watching monkeys. They always make me feel better."
"It’s a jungle out there, but I am the monkey king!"
"Monkeys are the most honest animals. They will tell you what they think!"
"You can’t be a monkey without getting a little messy."
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"In a monkey business world, don’t be a monkey who swings alone."
"Every monkey has its place, swinging joyfully from the tree of life."
"Sometimes I think I’m a monkey in a world full of humans."
"A day without laughter is a day without a monkey!"
"Just because you're a monkey, it doesn't mean you don't have the right to wear a crown."
"If life gives you bananas, swing from the trees!"
"You can always tell a monkey by its smile!"
"When life gets hard, be the monkey that finds the banana."
"I’m just a monkey trying to find my place in the tree of life."
"Monkeys bring chaos and joy in equal measure, and that's what makes them beautiful."
"I often relate to monkeys; they’re unpredictable and full of surprises!"
"To be happy, be like a monkey who just got a banana!"
"Life is better when you can laugh like a monkey."
"Behind every monkey joke is a truth about humanity."
"Let's face it, monkeys would run a more efficient government."
"A little monkey business goes a long way!"
"The monkey is a curious animal that puts us in contact with nature and with our own playful essence."
"Monkey see, monkey do. That's a phrase as old as time, used to define the essence of imitation."
"If you keep your eyes on the monkeys, you won't see the circus."
"Monkeys are too good to be known as just primates; they are the original comedians."
"Life is a zoo in a jungle."
"Even the smallest monkey can cast a shadow."
"Monkeys are so funny because, like humans, they are part of a family and show a range of emotions."
"You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. Just don’t expect a monkey to do it."
"A monkey is never a monkey until you give it a name."
"When you try to make a monkey out of someone, you are usually the one who's the monkey."
"The trouble with a monkey is that you can’t hold a conversation."
"I think monkeys are the funniest animals in the world!"
"You can hide but a monkey will find you."
"Let the monkey talk; he will steal the show."
"The monkey flips the switch, and the world lightens up."
"A monkey does not worry about his weight. In fact, the more he eats, the more he plays!"
"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. Like monkeys for example!"
"What a delightful contrast between the monkey's antics and the solemnity of human affairs!"
"The monkey business is always afoot."
"If I were a monkey, I would have all the laughs and all the fun!"
"The fun of monkeys is that they remind us of the child within."
"A monkey with a plan can outsmart a human without one."
"You can’t keep monkeys from climbing. So why try to stop them?"
"Monkeys represent a sense of playfulness and wisdom all at once."
"Sometimes you just have to put on your monkey suit and embrace the chaos."
"Climbing trees is not just a skill for monkeys; it’s the way to reach your goals!"
"Laughter is the sound that bridges the gap between monkeys and men."
"I always wanted to be a monkey. That way, I could peel bananas for my friends."
"If you want to be a millionaire, start with a billion dollars and launch a new monkey."
"Monkeys are like people. They have their own personalities, quirks, and tricks."
"The only thing worse than a monkey with a pointy stick is a monkey with a pointy stick and a bad attitude."
"A monkey, when it is in its natural environment, is actually only a 'monkey' when it is indulging in its humor."
"The monkey is a curious creature; it's like a child with a penchant for trouble."
"Monkey see, monkey do, and if it doesn't work out, blame it on the other monkey!"
"Monkeys are mischievous; just like little kids—only they don’t get sent to their rooms for being naughty."
"Why are monkeys so funny? They just hang around and do silly things!"
"If you put a monkey in a room full of typewriters, it will eventually write something profound—or at least, really hilarious."
"I've learned that a monkey is like a lawyer. If you flip his switch, he’s hilarious!"
"Never put a monkey in charge of your vacation plans; they’ll just take you to the zoo."
"You can't take life too seriously. It's just like a monkey swing—it goes up and down."
"Monkeys don’t worry about what people think. They just swing on their branches."
"When things get tough, just remember: even monkeys know how to have a swingin' good time!"
"They say laughter is the best medicine, but I think a monkey might just be the pharmacy."
"Somewhere, there’s a monkey laughing at your problems. You should join in on the fun!"
"If you can’t find a laugh in your day, just look at a monkey doing something absurd."
"A monkey with a sense of humor is like a treasure chest; you never know what you'll find!"
"Sometimes, you just have to let your inner monkey come out and play."
"Monkeys: nature's comedians, swinging from trees and making us laugh."
"Life is a lot like a monkey; sometimes you just have to go bananas!"
"Why don't monkeys use the internet? They can't seem to type without throwing a tantrum!"
"If monkeys could talk, I bet they'd start a comedy club."
"With enough bananas, any monkey can become a superstar!"
"I’m like a monkey. I always want to play around."
"Monkeys are very adept at getting into your stuff."
"The monkey is an incredibly intelligent and complex animal. Just like humans, they can show both the worst and the best of us."
"The only thing better than a monkey is a monkey in a tree."
"You know what they say: once you go monkey, you never go back."
"Behind every successful monkey is a supportive banana."
"I'm just a monkey, swinging on a vine of my own making."
"Monkeys are far better than people at communicating their feelings."
"Dancing like a monkey is the best way to entertain your friends!"
"Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!"
"When life gives you lemons, make monkey lemonade!"
"You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs or getting a monkey to help."
"A monkey’s business is to play, and that’s just what they do!"
"The clever monkey is the one who knows how to have fun!"
"You cannot trust a monkey. They will steal your heart and your snacks!"
"Monkeys are the jokers of the animal kingdom."
"Be yourself; everyone else is taken, but a monkey can help you find yourself!"
"Life is short, so swing through it like a monkey!"
"Monkeys: the only creatures better than humans at playing with their food!"
"What do monkeys eat? Anything they can reach, especially if it’s in a bag!"
"Monkeys always find a way to make me smile, even on my worst days."
"I wonder if monkeys put their pants on one leg at a time just like we do!"
"A monkey's laughter is more contagious than a human's."
"Monkeys teach us that fun is in the little things, like swinging from branch to branch!"
"An idle monkey is a happy monkey!"
"The secret to happiness: just be a monkey and have no worries!"
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