126 result(s) for Funny Koozie Quotes.
"I'm not a regular koozie, I'm a cool koozie!"
"Good friends, good beer, and a good koozie make for a great day!"
"Keep your beer cold and your heart happy."
"Koozies: Keeping drinks chill since I was born!"
"Sip happens, just koozie it!"
"In a world full of lemons, be a koozie!"
"It’s not procrastination, it’s just koozie time!"
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"A koozie a day keeps the thirst away."
"The only thing keeping me together is this koozie!"
"Chillin’ with my koozie on!"
"Koozie: because even a can needs a hug."
"When in doubt, koozie it out!"
"This koozie is my spirit animal."
"Beer: Because adulting is hard. Koozie: Because it makes it easier."
"I can’t adult today, I’m busy with my koozie."
"Cold drinks, warm hearts, and a good koozie: that’s life."
"Koozies: The original insulated best friends."
"Drink happy thoughts with your koozie."
"Koozie magic: cold drinks and good vibes."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a koozie."
"Koozies: Turning cold beers into warm memories."
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"I like my koozie like I like my humor: bubbly."
"Embrace the koozie life; it’s a chill way to live."
"When life gives you a warm beer, just koozie it!"
"Stay cool and carry a koozie."
"If you’re not koozie-ing, you’re losing!"
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a koozie, and that's pretty close."
"I love my beer like I love my koozies—cold and never alone."
"A koozie a day keeps the hangover away."
"Life is too short to drink warm beer."
"Keep calm and koozie on."
"If you don't have a koozie, did you even drink?"
"Real friends bring you koozies."
"In a world full of choices, I choose koozies."
"Koozies: saving the world from warm drinks one can at a time."
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"Why is it called a koozie? Because it keeps your drink cozy!"
"Friends don’t let friends drink warm beer."
"Koozies are like hugs for your drinks."
"You had me at koozie!"
"Don’t worry; be hoppy. – with a koozie!"
"Drink like nobody's watching and koozie like everyone is!"
"Happiness is a cold drink and a good koozie."
"A koozie is the ultimate wingman for your drink."
"Warm beer? Not on my watch."
"I put my koozie on it, so you know it's mine."
"Your drink called; it wants a koozie."
"Koozie: the best thing to happen to cans since aluminum."
"Sippin’ with style: always with a koozie."
"When in doubt, koozie it out."
"Koozie state of mind—keeping it cool and casual."
"Never underestimate the power of a good koozie."
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"I drink beer because I enjoy it. Sometimes I’ll drink beer to forget that I feel bad. But generally, I drink beer to enjoy it."
"The best beer is the one you’re drinking right now."
"I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunkard. Alcoholics go to meetings."
"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
"There’s no such thing as too much beer. Just less time to drink it!"
"In wine, there is wisdom; in beer, there is freedom; in water, there is bacteria."
"If it weren’t for beer, you’d have to drink water."
"Keep calm and drink on."
"One beer leads to another… unless it’s a craft beer. Then it leads to a hat."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals; I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"Cheers to beer—the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems."
"Don't cry over spilled milk—spilled beer is a different story."
"I cannot drink beer. I’m a fictional character."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not beer."
"Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
"Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. Why did he bring a beer koozie? To keep it cold!"
"Beer is not the answer. Beer is the question. Yes is the answer."
"It’s always beer o’clock somewhere!"
"I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
"My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror."
"Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat; it makes you lean… against bars, tables, chairs, and poles."
"Beer is the answer. But I can’t remember the question!"
"I don’t always get koozies, but when I do, I prefer my drinks chilled."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"Drink beer and do stupid things faster."
"I only drink on two occasions: When it’s my birthday and when it’s not."
"Beer: helping people relax and think they know how to dance since forever."
"I’m not an alcoholic; I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings."
"Friends don’t let friends drink bad beer."
"In beer, there is strength; in wine, there is wisdom; in water, there is bacteria."
"If you can’t drink it, please don’t put it in a koozie!"
"Sippin' on sunshine!"
"Cheers to all the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget."
"Beer: because adulting is hard."
"I’m going to start living my life like I’m a koozie: always ready to hold a drink!"
"This drink is brought to you by my koozie!"
"Remember, a koozie is like a hug for your drink!"
"Happiness is a warm koozie…and a cold drink!"
"Life is brewtiful!"
"Koozie: because sometimes your drink needs a sweater."
"If life gives you lemons, trade them for beer!"
"Drink like there’s no tomorrow!"
"Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough."
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"Brews before I do’s!"
"Koozies: turning cold drinks into warm memories since... forever."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
"I drink to make other people interesting."
"Life is too short to drink bad beer."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that's kind of the same thing."
"Beer: because no great story started with a salad."
"Cheers to my friends, and to my koozie, for the best of times!"
"I tried to do a keg stand... looked more like a keg fall."
"Happiness is a cold drink in your koozie."
"Friends don't let friends drink without koozies."
"I'm here for a good time, not a long time."
"The only running I do is to catch the ice cream truck."
"Koozies: Making sure your beer stays colder than your ex's heart."
"Keep calm and drink in a koozie."
"A balanced diet is a beer in each hand."
"Save water, drink beer."
"The secret to a happy life? Keep your drinks cool."
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, my koozie is my best friend."
"Sippin' and chillin' with my favorite koozie."
"Drink responsibly? Nah, I prefer to drink awesome-ly."
"Koozies: The original drink-huggers!"
"Every beer should have its own koozie; it's like a coat for your drink!"
"Love is in the air, or maybe that’s just the smell of beer."
"Life’s too short to drink warm beer."
"If life gives you lemons, trade them for beer and a koozie!"
"Sometimes, all you need is a good friend and a cold beer."
"Drinks are better with friends and koozies."
"Every day is a good day for a koozie party!"
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