97 result(s) for Funny Kitty Quotes.
"Cats are like music. It's foolish to explain their worth to those who don't appreciate them."
"Cats choose us; we don't choose them."
"A cat can make you feel special without doing anything at all."
"Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend staring in the mirror."
"Cat's motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
"If you want to write about cats, you’ll need to be part cat yourself."
"The only thing a cat loves more than a human is another cat."
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"People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."
"There is no greater privilege than that of being loved by a cat."
"Cats seem to sense a person's state of mind and they adjust accordingly; they even know when you're sick."
"Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened."
"The fact that cats have managed to survive at all is a mystery; they are very lucky to be so charming."
"Cats are always in the mood for play or rest, and they won’t hesitate to impart that wisdom to humans."
"Cats are like relatives. You try to avoid them, but they just keep showing up."
"I can't understand why you can't just be a nice guy, a cat can."
"If cats could talk, they wouldn’t."
"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."
"I’ve met some bad cats in my life, but there’s no such thing as a bad cat. Just someone who hasn’t met their right human yet."
"Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything."
"Nobody owns a cat."
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"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function."
"A cat is a three-letter word for a small, furry purring philosopher."
"If I fits, I sits."
"When all else fails, take a nap."
"Cats choose us; we don’t choose them."
"The best therapist has fur and four legs."
"A cat can make you feel better just by being there."
"You can always tell a cat by the way it lies."
"The only thing better than a cat is a second cat."
"Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend alone in their room admiring themselves."
"I am very fond of cats. They seldom bark."
"Cats are like music. It is foolish to try to explain their worth to those who do not appreciate them."
"Just watch, the cat is going to sit on that keyboard any second now."
"The only thing a cat worries about is what's happening right now."
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"In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this."
"What greater gift than the love of a cat."
"I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul."
"You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals."
"The cat will meow when it pleases. It's always a good time for the cat to demand your attention."
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
"Cats choose us; we don't own them."
"A cat is the only animal that has managed to domesticate man."
"If you want to write, keep cats."
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
"Meow is like aloha – it can mean anything."
"Cats are liquid. They will occupy any container that holds them."
"A cat can purr its way out of anything."
"Cats have it all – admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it."
"The cat has a scam going – it always gets breakfast."
"Cats are like music. It’s foolish to try to explain their worth to those who don’t appreciate them."
"In a cat’s eyes, all things belong to cats."
"The only thing a cat worries about is what’s happening right now."
"Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
"A cat can make you feel as though you’re the only person in the world, even when there’s a hundred people around."
"If cats could talk, they wouldn't."
"I’ve met some cats who have more personality than some people I know."
"The cat is the only animal without a goal, yet it achieves everything."
"Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend licking themselves."
"Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties."
"A cat is a tiger that is fed by hand."
"A meow massages the heart."
"I could smell a cat’s fart from a mile away."
"Cats are designed to teach us that not everything in nature has a function."
"There are no ordinary cats."
"A cat purring is the most comforting sound in the world."
"Cats are like potato chips, you can't have just one."
"Felines are the ultimate pranksters; they possess the perfect blend of humor and grace."
"The cat is a wild animal that has a residence."
"The phrase ‘curiosity killed the cat’ is really more of an invitation than a warning for felines."
"When all else fails, be more cat."
"Cats are connoisseurs of comfort."
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
"Cats are like music. It's foolish to try to explain their worth to those who don't appreciate them."
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
"What greater gift than the love of a cat?"
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
"The cat is the only animal that has managed to domesticate man."
"You can’t look at a sleeping cat and feel tense."
"Cats choose us; we don’t own them."
"The smallest feline is a masterpiece."
"There are few things in life more comforting than a cat’s purr."
"Cats are mysterious beings who take your heart away."
"A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution."
"A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings."
"The only thing a cat worries about is what's going on with the warm box they sleep in."
"There is no greater delight than a cat."
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
"What do you think I am? A cat that just calls it a day?"
"A cat isn't just a pet; it's a family member who guards the remote control."
"Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all their actions, standing in the way just to be seen."
"When I die, I want to be cremated and have my ashes put in a litter box; all my friends can be urged to come and have a fun time and remember the good times."
"Cats are nature’s most perfect creatures, and they know it."
"Cats: because people are too demanding."
"You can’t buy love, but you can buy a cat. And that’s pretty much the same thing."
"Cats are the universe's way of reminding us that it is still possible to be elegant while being ridiculous."
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