133 result(s) for Funny Jamaican Quotes.
"A man who uses force is afraid of reasoning."
"Man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd."
"When the rich make war, it’s the poor who die."
"Every man has his faults, but a bad man is one who has no good side."
"Me no have no money, but me have plenty of spirit."
"If you want to see the sunrise, you have to wake up early."
"Your attitude determines your direction."
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"When things get rough, just remember: the sun will shine again."
"In a world full of trends, remain a classic."
"Every little thing is going to be alright."
"Dance like nobody's watching, but post on Facebook like everyone is."
"Don't worry about a thing, 'cause every little thing gonna be alright!"
"Bitter sweet, like the bitter melon in my stew."
"Blame not the man who sins, but the one who makes him sin."
"A fool is a man who thinks he knows everything."
"Life is a journey; enjoy the ride and don’t forget to laugh!"
"If fish were not meant to be caught, they wouldn't have scales."
"A dog doesn't bark if there is nothing to bark about."
"If it nuh go so, it go so; everything a nuh what it seem."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a patty, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"Don't make promises that you can't keep; everybody know say talk cheap."
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"One hand can't clap; both hands have to work together."
"A laughing man is a happy man."
"What you sow you will reap, but don’t forget to add some humor in the process."
"No matter how far you run, you can’t escape your destiny."
"In Jamaica, we laugh at our struggles; they make the good times all the sweeter."
"You can’t fall in love with someone who doesn’t laugh at your jokes."
"In Jamaica, we laugh together, and if that ain’t funny, we still laugh anyway."
"Every time I open my mouth, I am either going to say something funny or something stupid."
"The only thing better than a good Jamaican joke is just about anything else."
"You know your life is a mess when the best thing you can say about it is, 'At least I’m funny!'"
"Laughter is the sugar in the tea of life."
"Life in Jamaica is like a joke; it has to be funny or people won't laugh."
"I put a lot of effort into my jokes, so if you don’t laugh, I’ll just have to keep making them until you do."
"Nobody makes you laugh like Jamaican comedians do, and if they do, then they ain't Jamaican!"
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"If you can’t laugh at yourself, you’re missing out on some great material."
"When in doubt, just add some reggae background music and let laughter take over."
"Jamaicans don’t just laugh; we celebrate laughter like it’s an event."
"A day without laughter is like a day in Jamaica without sunshine."
"If you can't remember the punchline, just keep repeating the setup until someone laughs."
"Jamaican humor is like a good rum punch – it will hit you when you least expect it."
"We say laughter is free – but some people are real cheap with it."
"You know you’re Jamaican when you go to a party full of strangers and leave with 20 best friends because you all laughed too hard."
"Being funny is a way of life; unfortunately, not everyone’s life is funny."
"I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life!"
"If a joke doesn’t make you laugh, just add some Jamaican flair to it!"
"Laughter is the wind beneath my wings, or at least it's the breeze when I get hot!"
"A Jamaican doesn’t require a reason to laugh, just the opportunity."
"Why be serious when you can be happy and funny? Let laughter take over!"
"In Jamaica, we don't just tell jokes; we share them like recipes."
"He who laughs last, didn’t get the joke at all!"
"A good laugh can turn a bad day into a great one; we know this well in Jamaica."
"Mi and mi pickney dem a goh roun di world, if yuh a goh stop mi, good luck!"
"Patois is like a beautiful dress, it only gets more beautiful when it’s worn right!"
"Every mickle mek a muckle. You can’t save a dollar without saving a dime!"
"If yuh si a likkle green lizard inna yuh house, it mean yuh rich!"
"Yuh can’t run ahead of yuh shadow, so wait pon him or he will leave you!"
"Don't get catch inna di rat trap, cause rat’s life a well dangerous!"
"Bread nuh drop from heaven; it a goh reach yuh if yuh goh out and find it!"
"Life is like a big pot of soup, you have to keep stirring it or it’s going to boil over!"
"When yuh have good friends, yuh have riches, cause dem a di only ones who will laugh at yuh jokes!"
"If yuh can’t find a way, create one, but make sure it’s a smooth road!"
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words from Jamaican friends can make yuh belly hurt with laughter!"
"Yuh never know who yuh a go meet until yuh start liming!"
"Sometimes yuh have to let di storm pass before yuh see di rainbow!"
"A likkle bit a fun a definitely di best medicine!"
"In Jamaica, dem say dat laughter is sweeter than honey!"
"Don't take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway!"
"Mi no need a million dollars. I just need a million laughs!"
"Every day you wake up is a chance to make up a new ‘likkle’ joke!"
"Sometime yuh si a man inna di corner a smile, but yuh never know how much he’s been ‘oversharing’!"
"Sunshine and rainbows inna di yard, that’s di best decoration!"
"If yuh can laugh at yuhself, yuh no have nothing to worry about!"
"Just because yuh laugh, it doesn’t mean yuh no have problems!"
"Laughter is like a tender plant; it grows and spreads when nurtured!"
"Look out for di rain, 'cause laughter a flow just like di water!"
"Keep yuh friends close and yuh comedy club closer!"
"Mi nuh care how di world look, if yuh have laughter, yuh have ev’ryting!"
"Even if life gives yuh lemons, add some rum and have a party!"
"Jamaicans are always smiling. We know that life can be hard, but we are going to laugh at it anyway."
"In Jamaica, there's no such thing as a problem, only a challenge."
"Yuh come from far, but yuh goin’ further!"
"You can't get the fish if you don't go in the water."
"If yuh can tell me de truth, yuh can tell me anything."
"Eat how yuh feel, but don’t forget to nyam how yuh eat!"
"No man is an island, but every man can be a beach."
"When life gives you lemons, just make lemonade and add rum!"
"Me no have no money but me have good vibes!"
"A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."
"If you can't find a reason to jump, just do it for the fun of it!"
"Since I can't change my direction, I think I'll just keep walking in circles."
"Yuh a go get wha yuh deserve, even if it takes a bit longer."
"Don’t worry, be happy! Everything will work out in the end."
"Life is a race, so grab a partner and keep dancing!"
"You think you’re the only fish in the sea? Just remember, some are bigger than others."
"No worries, man! If the rum don’t run out, we good!"
"When the sun shines, it shines for you, but it also shines on the others."
"The only time you should look back is to see how far you’ve come."
"Don't be so serious! Life is what you make it, so smile while you can."
"Sometimes you just need to put on a pair of shades and enjoy the sunshine."
"If life gives you pineapples, make piña coladas!"
"Flex your smile, it will free your vibes!"
"When in doubt, dance it out!"
"Meck we reason, meck we talk. Life is too short to just walk!"
"If laughter is the best medicine, we must be the healthiest people on the planet!"
"Inna di morning, di best thing to do is smile!” "
"Every man is a king and a king is no one."
"Yuh cyaah plant fig tree an expect mango."
"If yuh don't have a dog, yuh can’t tell him to guard yuh yard."
"When the sun is shining, you can’t see the stars."
"A man without a wife is like a fish without a bicycle."
"Every old man wasn’t a young boy."
"Better to be a king for a day than a slave for a lifetime."
"If it don't go so, it go so!"
"Mi deh yah, so me cyan’t run."
"Nuh worry 'bout di mule, just load di cart."
"Two fish swim in de sea; One says to the other, 'What’s a dat?'"
"When chicken merry, hawk deh near."
"If you can’t lick ‘em, join ‘em."
"You cyan’t have a cake and eat it too."
"What a man can do, a woman can do better!"
"Di more tings change, di more dem stay di same."
"Every little thing a go be alright."
"Sunshine is my favorite accessory."
"One a dem days, soon come."
"If it nuh suits yuh, den yuh musta miss it."
"Yuh can’t pick and choose which blessings to take."
"If yuh want good, yuh know yuh haffi suffer for it."
"Yuh cyaan rush greatness."
"A wise man learns more from his enemies than a fool from his friends."
"Listen to the rhythm of your heart."
"Laughter is the best medicine, unless you’re laughing at a funeral."
"Dance like no one is watching, sing like no one is listening."
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