131 result(s) for Funny Good Morning Quotes For Her.
"I love mornings. It’s like a blank canvas where you can create your own day—if you don’t drop your coffee on it first."
"Good morning! Just so you know, I’m a little jealous of your bed right now."
"You know you’re up too early when you’d rather talk to the coffee maker than your partner."
"Good morning! If you can’t see the glass half-full, at least you can see the coffee mug half-full!"
"Morning! The worst part of waking up is usually your alarm clock."
"Good morning! Remember, behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee."
"Eating cereal in the morning is like eating a donut without the fun!"
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"Good morning! I like my mornings how I like my coffee: light, sweet, and a little nutty!"
"Good morning! May your day be as amazing as your bed was this morning!"
"Keep calm and pretend it’s not morning."
"Good morning! Let’s face it, mornings are just nature’s way of throwing a wet rag at our dreams."
"Waking up is the first step of the nightmare!"
"Good morning! May your coffee be hot and your work be light!"
"Are you awake? Well, good morning! Just checking in to make sure you don’t go hitting snooze on life."
"Good morning! Remember, every sunrise is a reminder that you can start over!"
"Morning sex is like coffee; you can’t have too much of a good thing!"
"Good morning! Don’t worry; you’re just as awake as you’ll ever be."
"If you think you’re too small to be effective, you’ve never been in bed with a mosquito."
"Good morning! Coffee: because adulting is hard!"
"May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short."
"Wake up, sleepyhead! Time to conquer the world—after coffee!"
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"Good morning! Just a reminder that you’re awesome and will probably have a better day than your alarm clock."
"Good morning! If you don’t like mornings, that’s okay—just try to wake up after noon!"
"Rise and shine! Or just rise; shining is optional."
"Good morning! I hope today is a lot more fun than your last alarm clock!"
"Good morning! I hope your coffee is as hot as you are."
"Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day."
"I love mornings. I just wish I could wake up in the afternoon."
"Good morning! May your day be as pleasant as your face."
"Rise and shine! The early bird may get the worm, but I’d rather sleep in and eat cake."
"Good morning! Remember, if you can’t be a sunrise, be a sunset."
"I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off."
"Good morning! If you think coffee is strong, you should see me before I've had my coffee."
"I woke up this morning thinking it was a good day to do nothing."
"Good morning! I’m so glad you’re awake; I’d hate to have to impersonate you while you were sleeping."
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"When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your tea and celebrate your morning."
"Good morning! You'll need coffee and a miracle to get through today."
"Each morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work."
"Good morning! Just remember: if you fall down, I’ll be right there to catch you – just after I finish laughing."
"Coffee: because adulting is hard."
"Good morning! Remember to be awesome today, because you are!"
"You know you're getting old when you have to sleep to recover from your wake-up time."
"Good morning! A smile is the best way to start your day."
"Morning people are the reason I’m not one of them."
"I love the smell of coffee in the morning. It smells like victory."
"Good morning! Make today so awesome that yesterday gets jealous."
"Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!"
"Good morning! It’s time to start your day with a smile, coffee, and maybe a little bit of chaos."
"The only thing better than waking up early is sleeping in."
"Good morning! May your day be filled with sparkling coffee and a little sarcasm."
"I'd like to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. And then walk into a pole."
"Good morning! If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple!"
"Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your workday short."
"Rise and shine! Or just rise... and maybe shine later."
"Good morning! Remember, the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!"
"Good morning! I’m not a morning person, but I could be convinced if you bring me coffee."
"Good morning, beautiful! Just think of all the fun we can have today—once I finish this cup of coffee!"
"Good morning! Let’s make today so awesome that yesterday gets jealous!"
"Good morning! I hope your day is as pleasant as your smile!"
"Good morning, darling! Just remember, behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee!"
"Morning! You know what they say: a little morning humor goes a long way!"
"Good morning! Life isn’t perfect, but your morning coffee can be!"
"Good morning! If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me... I’ll laugh at you!"
"Good morning! I love waking up to the sound of you snoozing the alarm."
"Good morning! Remember, coffee first, adulting second!"
"Good morning! Let’s conquer today like the superheroes we are—after coffee, of course!"
"Good morning! Smile! It confuses people."
"Good morning! Remember, success is a journey, and coffee is a part of the journey!"
"Good morning! May your day be as lovely and fun as your laugh!"
"Good morning! If today doesn’t go well, just remember, tomorrow is another chance to hit snooze!"
"Good morning! You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, especially in the mornings!"
"Good morning! You’re the reason I check my phone first thing in the morning."
"Good morning! May your love of coffee and my love for you always be strong!"
"Good morning and don’t forget, every day is a fresh start except Mondays. Ugh, Mondays."
"Good morning! Even if you're feeling grumpy, don't worry, I have some great coffee to fix it!"
"Good morning! Let today be the day you do the things you’ve been putting off—until after coffee!"
"Good morning! If it’s bad, make it good. If it’s good, make it better!"
"Good morning! Wake up and smell the coffee—if you can’t find it, just follow the aroma!"
"Good morning! I hope your day is as lovely as your hair is messy right now."
"Rise and shine! It’s time to bring a little sunshine into your day. And some coffee. Lots of coffee."
"Good morning! Remember, if you ever feel useless, just think of the person who invented the backspace key."
"Good morning! Just like my coffee, I like you strong and hot."
"You’re like the coffee I need in the morning. Hot, strong, and keeps me awake!"
"Good morning, beautiful! The sun just came out to see how fabulous you are!"
"I love mornings. They’re full of caffeine and possibilities… and sometimes pancakes!"
"Good morning! If you’re still tired, just pretend you’re sleeping beauty and I’m your prince!"
"Morning! Just like a mosquito in the morning, I’ll annoy you until you wake up!"
"Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your workday be short!"
"Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning. The first is finding coffee!"
"Good morning! Remember, there’s no better way to start your day than with a smile… and a donut!"
"Every morning is a blank canvas… and I have no idea what to paint."
"Good morning! The only reason I wake up is to see your beautiful face!"
"Good morning! Let's make today so awesome that yesterday gets jealous!"
"Rise and shine! Just not too bright; I haven’t had my coffee yet!"
"Good morning! If you were any cuter, I wouldn’t be able to handle it!"
"Good morning! Life is too short to be serious all the time. Let’s laugh our way through today!"
"Good morning! Remember, every day is a chance to be fabulous!"
"Hello, gorgeous! Ready to slay the day and make your coffee jealous?"
"Good morning! You make every day feel like a Sunday!"
"Coffee in one hand, confidence in the other! Good morning!"
"Good morning! They say laughter is the best medicine. So here’s your daily dose!"
"Good morning! You deserve a day as special as you are!"
"Wake up and embrace the chaos. Let’s make today a little crazy!"
"Good morning! Let’s go do what we do best… procrastinate."
"Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your Mondays short!"
"Good morning! I hope you step on a cereal box today, because that would be a great way to kick off your day with a crunch!"
"I love waking up to the sound of your laughter. It's like a morning espresso for my soul!"
"Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short!"
"Wishing you a day as fabulous as your hair on a good hair day!"
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito. Good morning!"
"Good morning! Remember, every day may not be good, but there’s something good in every day!"
"May your coffee be hot, your morning be bright, and your day be beautiful. Unless you're my ex... then may you have a flat tire!"
"Good morning! It's the start of a new day, make sure to do something that makes you smile today... like looking at my face!"
"Just woke up. I think I’ll gradually make my way to being a decent human. Good morning!"
"Some mornings I wake up and think, ‘I really need to stop drinking.’ And then I wake up the next morning and think, ‘Well there’s always tomorrow.’ Good morning!"
"Good morning! Remember, smile while you still have teeth!"
"Every day is a new opportunity to make your life better... and you can start by letting me have the last piece of bacon. Good morning!"
"Good morning! If you can’t be a rainbow in someone’s cloud, then just be a big fat rain cloud!"
"Rise and shine! Either the sun is shining, or you really need to get your eyes checked!"
"Why do I love mornings? They have coffee and you! What else do I need?"
"Good morning! You’re one cup of caffeine away from a fabulous day!"
"A first-rate morning starts with a smile and a cup of coffee. Just like you, darling!"
"Good morning! Just a quick reminder that you’re amazing, even if you don’t believe it — just look at how you get out of bed!"
"Good morning! Some people wake up and think they’re just another day older. You wake up and make every day a brand new adventure!"
"The best part of waking up is knowing that I get to see you today. And coffee, don’t forget the coffee!"
"Good morning! Don’t worry if plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters!"
"Good morning! Coffee in one hand, confidence in the other. Let’s do this!"
"Good morning! Don’t forget to wear your invisible crown today, Queen!"
"Morning! Just remembering last night’s dreams... now I need more coffee!"
"Good morning! Life is like coffee: it’s all in how you make it!"
"Every morning is a fresh start. It’s never too late to build your empire. Now let’s make some breakfast!"
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