131 result(s) for Funny Good Luck Quotes.
"May the odds be ever in your favor. And by 'odds,' I mean that you remember to bring snacks."
"Good luck is just bad luck with a good attitude."
"I wish you all the luck in the world. Except for the luck to bump into that ex of yours!"
"Good luck, and remember: if things go sideways, the key is to look like you're in control!"
"When it comes to luck, maybe you should try to catch the train instead of waiting for the bus! You're more likely to arrive on time!"
"Good luck! Remember, if things don’t work out, to blame it on Mercury being in retrograde."
"Wishing you lots of luck today – and if it’s bad luck, may it happen to someone else!"
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"Good luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity, or at least when you have the right coffee!"
"May your chances of success be higher than my chances of running a marathon!"
"Good luck! Remember, if you mess up, just act like it was part of the plan."
"Good luck is just skill you haven't mastered yet!"
"As you go through life, you’ll find that luck is with you most of the time. Or after you’ve had a hearty breakfast!"
"I hope your day is as flawless as my skin on a good makeup day!"
"Good luck! Just imagine every time you doubt yourself, you're actually right!"
"Here’s wishing you all the success you can handle, and enough luck to get you there without tripping!"
"If luck was a person, I would send them cake. Because everyone loves cake!"
"Good luck! If that fails, just remember: there’s always ice cream!"
"Here’s to good luck! Just don't tell my dog – he thinks I'm completely bonkers!"
"Wishing you good luck in your future endeavors! Just make sure to avoid the wardrobe malfunctions!"
"May your life be full of surprises, but not the kind that involve your mother-in-law showing up unannounced!"
"Good luck today! And may your day be filled with as few awkward moments as possible!"
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"More than good luck, I wish you the ability to laugh at what goes wrong!"
"Good luck on your next adventure, and remember – GPS can’t always help with detours!"
"May your coffee be strong, and your luck be even stronger!"
"Wishing you good luck! Just remember: if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge anything!"
"Good luck! And don't forget, fortune favors the bold – or at least those who carry a snack!"
"May your coffee be strong and your boss be far away."
"Good luck! I hope you remember how to spell your name after this!"
"I wish you the best of luck. You’re going to need it!"
"Good luck in your future endeavors. Just remember, your future is always in your hands—literally, don’t drop it!"
"Remember, even if you fall flat on your face, you’re still moving forward!"
"Good luck is often just bad luck with its make-up on."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. Good luck avoiding them!"
"Best of luck! Just remember: it’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop."
"You’re off to great places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, so… get on your way! (But nobody said it would be easy!)"
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"When you wish me luck, it’s like telling me to break a leg. Too bad I’ve already done that!"
"Make a wish, and take a chance—luck is just preparation meeting opportunity!"
"Good luck not letting anyone else’s drama diminish your sparkle!"
"They say luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity—but I just think it’s about dodging all the bad!"
"I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. So good luck!"
"Let’s not wish each other luck, let’s wish each other fun!"
"Good luck is the result of good planning and a little sprinkling of fairy dust!"
"Here’s to all the bad choices that turned into great stories. Good luck out there!"
"Remember, even if you don’t succeed at first, you can always rename it to 'alternative success'!"
"Good luck! I’d say break a leg, but I think we’re past that."
"Luck is like a bus; if you miss one, another will come along!"
"Good luck! If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success!"
"May your day be as pleasant as your coffee and as amazing as your hairstyle!"
"Luck is a funny thing. It doesn’t always strike twice, but it sure can trip you!"
"Good luck! Just think, if you make a mistake, you’re only expanding your portfolio!"
"You know what they say: if you can’t dazzle them, confuse them with good luck!"
"Good luck! Remember, if you're going to be late, at least bring donuts!"
"The only good luck you can have is the luck of having a great friend wishing it for you!"
"Good luck, and if that doesn't work out, remember that you're always welcome to rely on my advice, which is usually terrible."
"May the odds be ever in your favor—especially if they happen to favor me."
"Break a leg! (And then, you know, get someone to help you fix it.)"
"Wishing you the best of luck. I hope it’s not as bad as you think."
"Good luck! You’ll need it after you just told them that story!"
"I can't wish you luck. But I can wish you an extremely limited sense of what you’re facing."
"Good luck! Remember, just because you’ve never done it before doesn’t mean you can’t fail spectacularly!"
"May your life be as fun as your attempt to find good luck!"
"If at first, you don't succeed, redefine success."
"Good luck! Just remember that the word ‘luck’ has ‘uck’ in it which is, you know, a thing."
"Wish you great luck! But don't worry, if it doesn’t work out, laughing is always an option."
"Good luck! Or as I like to call it, ‘the Universe's random acts of potentially helpful chaos’!"
"Good luck in your job interview! Remember to breathe, smile, and pretend to know what you’re talking about!"
"May your luck be as improbable as my last attempt at cooking."
"Wishing you the best of luck! And if that doesn't work out, remember: there's always ice cream."
"Good luck! Just remember: the best poker face is one that looks like you have no idea what you’re doing."
"Here's to success! Or at the very least, to being able to laugh about it later!"
"You’re going to do great! Just keep in mind that you can also trip gracefully."
"Wishing you good luck! But don’t forget, it’s all about the journey, not the destination—unless you’re late."
"Good luck! Just remember: the worst that can happen is they don’t laugh at your jokes."
"Here’s to hoping your luck is only slightly worse than mine."
"Good luck! Keep your chin up, your fingers crossed, and your expectations low!"
"May your troubles be less, your blessings be more, and may luck be with you at the core!"
"Good luck! When things go wrong, just remember how fun it will be when you tell the story later!"
"May you find luck where it’s least expected—like in your pantry or under your bed!"
"Wishing you the best of luck! Because let’s be honest, we’re all going to need it!"
"Good luck! But remember, humor is the best form of luck!"
"May the odds be ever in your favor!"
"I can't wait to see what everyone is going to be wearing tomorrow."
"Good luck is a byproduct of good planning."
"When in doubt, just remember that today's mistakes are tomorrow's headlines."
"If you can’t laugh at yourself, you might be missing the monster in the closet."
"Knock knock. Who’s there? Good luck! Bye!"
"May your hat keep catching the wind and your luck keep turning on a dime!"
"Behind every successful man is a surprised mother-in-law."
"Good luck is just bad luck with its clothes on."
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."
"If plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters!"
"A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer."
"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."
"I discovered that if you take more than you need, it is not much fun."
"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan."
"The hardest thing about being a parent is that we never get a break from our own parents."
"It’s good luck to be superstitious."
"I hope your day is as wonderful as your hair is messy."
"Good luck to you in your future endeavors—unless you're a pain in my ass."
"Wishing you a day as fabulous as your problem-solving skills!"
"Bad decisions make good stories."
"If you think you're too small to be effective, you've never been in bed with a mosquito."
"Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off."
"Good luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent."
"I am not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
"May your hats fly high and your pants never fall."
"Good luck is a result of good planning."
"If you think you’re too small to be effective, you’ve never been in bed with a mosquito."
"Good luck! You know, it’s funny. I’m actually not a real big believer in luck."
"I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors, even if they include giving up and yelling at pigeons."
"Good luck is when opportunity meets preparation."
"May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door — unless it’s a pizza. Then, let it be 10 pizzas."
"A one-eyed man is king in the land of the blind, but a one-eyed man with bad luck is just a guy at a party."
"You can’t have everything; where would you put it? Good luck with that!"
"Good luck! You've got this - just don’t mess it up."
"Behind every great fortune, there is a crime — and behind every good luck charm, there’s a suspicious character."
"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity, or when you forgot you put your keys somewhere and suddenly find them in the fridge."
"Good luck is like a fart; it only smells good to you."
"May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short."
"Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence — or a really good cup of coffee."
"Wishing you the best of luck — because you’ll need it!"
"Good luck! It's about time for a breakthrough — just after this snack."
"Luck usually comes to the ones who have worked hard, so here’s to your hard work and my well-timed delivery of snacks!"
"Remember, luck is on your side, so don’t forget to take it out for dinner!"
"Sometimes luck means you know where the snacks are hidden."
"I'm a firm believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it — especially at the doughnut shop."
"Success is 99% perspiration, 1% inspiration, and a sprinkle of pleasant luck — like finding the last slice of pizza."
"Luck is a great word for it; hard work is a little more accurate, but whatever helps you sleep at night!"
"Good luck! Just remember: If you encounter trouble, it’s probably not your fault. Or maybe it is, but let’s just blame it on bad luck!"
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