110 result(s) for Funny Fishing Quotes.
"The worst day of fishing is better than the best day of working."
"Fishing: where the fish bites back more than your last ex."
"A fisherman is a jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other end."
"The fish aren’t the only ones on the hook; we are too when we’re there."
"You know it’s a good day when you don’t catch a cold!"
"I’m going fishing. If I’m not back in five days… wait longer!"
"The only thing better than fishing is fishing with friends!"
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"We’re all fish in a big sea, just trying to find the right bait."
"Fishing is a reel-y good time!"
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."
"My biggest fear is that when I die, my wife will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it."
"I don’t always tell fish stories, but when I do, they are enormous!"
"The fish are always biting, even when they are not in season."
"If you think about it, when we fish, we are just hoping for a better catch-up."
"The only thing worse than a bad day of fishing is a good day at work!"
"I fish because I love to; I stop fishing when I stop having fun."
"Another day in paradise, trading a 9-5 for a fishing line."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a fishing rod and that’s pretty close!"
"The fishing was great; it was the catching that was awful!"
"Catch of the day: That one that got away."
"I fish because it’s cheaper than therapy."
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"The one that got away is the biggest fish of all."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a fish, asking it to love her."
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll swim for his life."
"Fishing: I’d rather be in my fishin' hole than in my workin' hole."
"There is no denying that a fish is a creature of habit. It does the same thing, over and over, right up until they catch it!"
"Fishing is like dating: The best ones are always the ones that got away."
"The two best times to fish is when it's raining and when it ain't."
"I've gone fishing, but I don’t catch anything because I’m too busy watching the fish whisper sweet nothings in my ear."
"Don't worry if you're not catching anything, just remember, at least you’re in the great outdoors!"
"People who love to eat fish will sometimes catch fish just to make sure there’s food on the table."
"I don’t always tell fish stories, but when I do, they’re about the ones that got away."
"When I go fishing, I like to take my time and let the fish take their time too."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a fishing pole and that’s pretty close."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it, especially if it’s fish!"
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"Fishing allows you to think big thoughts, but it also requires a good deal of time sitting quietly and doing nothing."
"Remember, the best fisherman is the one who knows where the fish are hiding!"
"Every fisherman is a storyteller, and it’s the ones that get away that get the best treatment!"
"Casting my dreams into the sea, hoping for a big catch of happiness!"
"Fish stories told here. Some are true, some are lies, but they are all good stories."
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work — when fishing without bait."
"Even if I set out to make a comedy, it always ends up being serious."
"When I go fishing, I like to bring a little something to drink; catch and release is a lot easier when you've caught a buzz."
"The only thing better than fishing is catching."
"Some people go to therapy, I just go fishing."
"Fishing is like dating: The more you go, the better you get at it, unless you’re a catfish."
"Why is it that fish only seem to bite when I'm not fishing?"
"There’s no such thing as an expert fisherman, just an experienced fish liar."
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised — just like the fish I didn't catch."
"The key to fishing is to just keep the line tight and the jokes flowing."
"There are two types of people: those who fish and those who wish they had gone fishing."
"I fish to escape; sometimes I think about putting away the rods for a more exciting hobby, like knitting."
"The best way to catch a fish is to think like a fish. This is why I don’t catch many."
"If you’re not improving, at least you’re having fun. Just like fishing!"
"You know you're a fisherman when your wife says you are spending more time with your fishing gear than with her."
"Fishing: the only sport where it's socially acceptable to drink before noon."
"I'd rather be fishing even if everyone is looking away while I’m catching nothing."
"I fish because I'm too young to die, but too old to fish."
"I love fishing, but I also love catching, and so should every fisherman."
"To fish or not to fish, that’s a question I ask myself every weekend."
"Gone fishin' - be back whenever or never!"
"The best time to go fishing is when it's raining or snowing. It's too cold for the fishermen."
"Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes."
"I love fishing. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something."
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing it is not fish they are after."
"The only time I like fishing is when it's raining, because at least then I can say I caught a cold."
"I'm an aquaholic. Everywhere I go, I’m at the beach or by a body of water."
"Fishing is not an escape from life, but often a deeper immersion into it."
"A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work."
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the entire weekend."
"I don't always tell fishing stories, but when I do, they're true."
"Some of my best friends are fish."
"Fishing: A delusion where you think you are going to catch something, when all you do is get sunburned."
"If fishing is like religion, then I’m a fishing fanatic!"
"Do you realize that you can’t fish without at least a little bit of hook?"
"The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad."
"Baiting a hook is easy; catching fish isn't."
"The worst day of fishing still beats the best day at work."
"Fishing is like dating: one day you catch the big one, the next, you've just got a lot of little ones."
"Without fishing, I feel like a fish out of water."
"Fishing is the sport of drowning worms."
"I told my fishing buddy that we should always use one worm,—it builds character."
"Fish stories told here are only half true, and that's if you actually caught one."
"Just because you’re not catching fish doesn’t mean you’re not fishing."
"The key to fishing is to try and forget everything, but you can't forget your fishing rod."
"There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
"I love fishing. You put that line in the water and you don’t know what’s on the other end. Your imagination is under there."
"Fishing: The art of catching fish and having a good time while you're at it."
"The best time to go fishing is when you can get away."
"If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles."
"I don’t always tell fish stories, but when I do, they’re the truth."
"A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work."
"There’s no such thing as too much fishing."
"When I go fishing, I like to throw out a line and see who bites."
"Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars."
"The fish are calling, and I must go."
"The secret to fishing is to always use the right bait. Unless it’s the wrong bait, then it’s just fishing."
"I’ve gone fishing dozens of times, and I’ve always come back empty."
"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you’ll get rid of him for the entire weekend."
"Eat, sleep, fish, repeat."
"Fishing is like dating; sometimes you catch a whopper, and other times you just reel in a minnow."
"I fish because I love to; I stop fishing when I don’t love it anymore."
"The two best times to fish is when it’s raining and when it’s not."
"Fish tremble at the sound of my name."
"I’m not a fish expert, but I know a good catch when I see one."
"If you think education is difficult, try fishing."
"A fisherman’s prayer: God grant me the serenity to accept the size of fish I catch, the courage to keep fishing, and the wisdom to know when it’s time to go home."
"The fish aren’t biting? That just means it’s time to tell stories about the ones that got away."
"It’s not the fish that we catch; it’s the fish stories that we tell."
"Wishing I was fishing instead of working."
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