89 result(s) for Funny Family Quotes.
"Families are like fudge - mostly sweet, with a few nuts."
"Remember, as far as anyone knows, we are a nice, normal family."
"Home is where the heart is, but it sure helps to be related too!"
"All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."
"Home is people. Not a place. If you go back there after the people are gone, then all you can see is what is not there anymore."
"Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present, and future."
"No family is perfect, we argue, we fight. We even stop talking to each other at times, but in the end, family is family... the love will always be there."
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"Family and friends are hidden treasures, seek them and enjoy their riches."
"Family is a life jacket in the stormy sea of life."
"Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family."
"Being a family means you are a part of something very wonderful. It means you will love and be loved for the rest of your life."
"The family is one of nature's masterpieces."
"You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them."
"Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together."
"Family: we may not have it all together, but together we have it all."
"Home is where the heart is, but it sure helps when the home is full of love and laughter."
"When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching - they are your family."
"No family is perfect, we argue, we fight. We even stop talking to each other at times, but in the end, family is family, the love will always be there."
"Family: like branches on a tree, we all grow in different directions yet our roots remain as one."
"Family: where you are loved no matter what."
"Family is a unique gift that needs to be appreciated and treasured, even when they're driving you crazy."
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"Our family is a circle of strength; founded on faith, joined in love, kept by God."
"Having somewhere to go is home. Having someone to love is family. Having both is a blessing."
"I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination!"
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
"In family life, love is the oil that eases friction, the cement that binds closer together, and the music that brings harmony."
"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."
"Family and friendships are two of the greatest facilitators of happiness."
"The informality of family life is a blessed condition that allows us all to become our best while looking our worst."
"A family is a little world created by love."
"Laughter is an instant vacation."
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
"The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life."
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
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"Family means putting your arms around each other and being there."
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
"Families are the compass that guides us. They are the inspiration to reach great heights, and our comfort when we occasionally falter."
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"Family is a lifejacket in the stormy sea of life."
"A family is a gift that lasts forever."
"I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home... I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby."
"I may fight with my siblings, but once you lay a finger on them, you'll be facing me."
"Family is like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts."
"Our family is just one tent away from a full-blown circus."
"In my family, crazy doesn't skip a generation."
"I love my family even though we're not like other families. We're a little extra."
"Being part of a family means smiling for photos even when you don't feel like it."
"No family is perfect, but mine's pretty close... at being a mess!"
"Family is where quirks are celebrated, and flaws are embraced."
"You can't choose your family, but you can definitely choose to laugh at them."
"If you can't laugh at your family, who can you laugh at?"
"My family may not be perfect, but they are my favorite kind of crazy."
"Family: The ones you argue with, laugh with, and love unconditionally."
"Life is short, cherish your family... and take lots of pictures."
"Home is where your family is, even if they drive you crazy."
"The most memorable moments in life are the ones spent with family."
"Family dinners: Where everyone gets a seat and a side of drama."
"Family: The people you can count on to drive you crazy but also keep you sane."
"Family isn't always blood. It's the people in your life who want you in theirs."
"I come from a big family. When you're not protected, people can say anything and get away with it."
"I'm a firm believer in giving love and not just getting it."
"My family is my strength and my weakness."
"Family comes first. It's not what I expected it to be, but nothing ever is."
"Family: Where life begins and love never ends."
"I smile because you're my family. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it."
"Having a place to go is a home. Having someone to love is a family. Having both is a blessing."
"Family is not an important thing, it's everything."
"In our family, we don't hide crazy. We put it on the porch and give it a cocktail."
"Family: A little bit of crazy, a little bit of loud, and a whole lot of love."
"Family rules: Be kind. Be honest. Laugh a lot. Love each other."
"Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts."
"The love of a family is life's greatest blessing."
"A family doesn't need to be perfect; it just needs to be united."
"Family: Like branches on a tree, we all grow in different directions, yet our roots remain as one."
"Family is where your story begins."
"Family – the ones you live with, laugh with, and love."
"The most important thing in the world is family and love."
"Family is a link to our past, bridge to our future."
"Family is not about blood. It's about who is willing to hold your hand when you need it the most."
"Family is the ultimate strength and love that we will always have, no matter where life takes us."
"Family: Everything in life with a little extra love."
"Family is the compass that guides us. They are the inspiration to reach great heights, and our comfort when we occasionally falter."
"Family is not an important thing. It's everything."
"Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten."
"Family is the most important thing in the world."
"Family is like music; some high notes, some low notes, but always a beautiful song."
"Family is where life begins and love never ends."
"A happy family is but an earlier heaven."
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