129 result(s) for Funny Dental Quotes.
"A dentist gets to the root of the problem."
"The dentist sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake."
"Smile! It increases your face value."
"I love going to the dentist. It makes me feel like there’s hope for my future."
"Dentistry is not expensive; neglect is."
"Don't rush me. I'm waiting for the floss to match my outfit."
"If you don't like your teeth, you can always get them whitened or fixed. If you don't like your personality, good luck!"
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"Keep calm and floss on."
"The only thing worse than a toothache is a bad joke about one!"
"I told my dentist my teeth are fine. He said, 'Just wait until you smile!'"
"Toothaches are like your exes; sometimes they come back in your life when you least expect it."
"Brush your teeth like nobody's watching, because nobody is."
"Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond."
"If you think your teeth are ugly, just remember that even the Mona Lisa had a crooked smile!"
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
"What did one tooth say to the other? 'Every time I see you, I feel like I oughta brush up!' "
"Brush first, floss later, just like you should do things in life."
"Teeth are always in style."
"Flossing: Because the toothbrush doesn't reach all the way back to those bad decisions!"
"Your dentist wants you to floss so much, they should hire you as their personal assistant!"
"Why did the dentist become a baseball coach? He knows the drill!"
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"You don’t have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep!"
"Always carry a toothbrush, just in case you need to brush off an embarrassing moment!"
"A dentist is a person who will take care of you while you are being vulnerable."
"Don't worry about your teeth; they're just friends trying to hold on!"
"Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned!"
"A dentist helps you get your smile back, but it takes a lot of fillings to make it happen."
"I told my dentist my teeth were going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie."
"The only time I feel at ease is when I’m not in the dentist’s chair."
"Smile! It’s the key that fits the lock of everybody’s heart."
"Dentists have the best jobs because they can smile at their patients while they drill them."
"If I had a dollar for every time I said, 'Say, ah,' I’d be a rich dentist."
"Dentistry is not expensive. Neglecting it is."
"You don’t have to brush your teeth—just the ones you want to keep."
"I love the dentist. I just never want to go there."
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"There are two types of people in this world: those who brush and those who floss."
"Going to the dentist is like going to the gym. You know it's good for you but you just never want to go."
"I’m not a dentist, but I can sure make your smile shine!"
"The dentist has a great sense of humor... right up until they drill into your mouth."
"People are always afraid of the dentist until they need something done and can't get an appointment."
"You know you’re getting older when your dentist starts looking like a young kid."
"A visit to the dentist is like a breath of fresh air… if that air was filled with the sound of drills and suction."
"Brushing and flossing—nature's way of saying, 'You want teeth, don’t ya?'"
"The most important thing is to have a good relationship with your dentist. It can save your teeth."
"My dentist told me I need a crown. I said, ‘I know, right?’"
"Nothing is more painful than dental work… except maybe knowing you have to pay for it."
"Dentists are the only professionals who can look inside your mouth and get paid for it!"
"I really like my dentist. He gets my teeth all straightened out… and then asks for money for it!"
"Floss like a boss."
"If you don't like your dentist, you probably need a 'cavity' search."
"Please don’t be too ‘cavity’ with your dentist—he loves your smile!"
"Dentists never say, 'Here’s a gift for you!' unless it’s a toothache."
"A dentist is a physician who treats oral diseases, but also knows how much you hate his chair."
"Never trust a dentist who doesn’t ask you about your flossing habits."
"Why did the dentist become a baseball coach? He knew the drills!"
"The only thing worse than having a toothache is having a dentist who thinks you have no sense of humor."
"I asked my dentist how he feels about his job. He said it has its ups and downs — just like a tooth!"
"I was going to be a dentist, but I just couldn't get past the plaque!"
"A dentist is someone who puts a hole in your pocket and fills your mouth with the drill."
"Be true to your teeth and they won’t be false to you."
"What does a dentist call an X-ray? A tooth-tack!"
"I want to be a dentist because it seems like a fulfilling way to make a career out of my sweet tooth."
"Why did the dentist break up with his girlfriend? She had a cavity of trust."
"Smile big, laugh often! If you can’t get your teeth fixed, you might as well have fun anyway!"
"The dentist said my tongue looked like I had been chewing on batteries. I need a new toothbrush!"
"Being a dentist is great, but it can be a bit toothless at times!"
"Why don't dentists play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they know you’re all 'cavity!'"
"The first dentist to fill a cavity was the original tooth fairy!"
"A dentist’s favorite instrument? The floss-aphone!"
"Did you hear about the dentist who went to the beach? He lost his patients!"
"Toothaches and laughter are two things that have no boundaries!"
"I'm in a great relationship, a dental cleaning and a follow-up for cavities!"
"Why did the dentist bring a pencil to work? To draw blood!"
"The best tooth fairy? A dental hygienist that makes you laugh!"
"Dental humor is just filling the gaps in conversation!"
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!"
"Dentistry: The only profession where people dread opening their mouths!"
"A dentist is a master of the drill, and the pulleys come rushin' in!"
"I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie."
"Be true to your teeth, and they won't be false to you."
"My dentist told me I need a root canal. I told him I already have one!"
"Why did the dentist become a brain surgeon? He wanted to get inside people’s heads."
"I get my teeth whitened so I can look like a human being again."
"I love my dentist. He puts the 'fun' in 'dental appointment'!"
"You know you're getting old when your dentist starts looking like a twenty-year-old."
"“I don’t always go to the dentist, but when I do, I prefer to floss.” , "
"I have a toothache, but I’ll stick it out until I get into the dentist’s chair!"
"Why do dentists like math? They love finding the root of the problem!"
"Dental humor: Just because you have a cavity doesn't mean you have to be one."
"What’s a dentist’s favorite time of day? Tooth-hurty!"
"Keep your friends close and your dentist closer."
"I asked the dentist to take out my front teeth. He said he couldn’t do that because then I wouldn’t have a smile!"
"The only thing worse than a root canal is a root canal without Novocain!"
"I went to get a tooth implant, and the dentist asked me what I wanted. I said, 'Anything but a gold one!'"
"Why did the dentist bring a ladder? To reach the high cavities!"
"A dentist can help you with your cavities, but your humor is all up to you!"
"Did you hear about the dentist who lost his job? He just couldn’t handle the pressure!"
"My dentist said he needs to see me twice a year. I asked him if that was for his entertainment or mine?"
"Saying 'ahh' too long can lead to toothaches. Just a friendly reminder!"
"Don’t worry, they said. It’s just a little filling. Just like life – it’s just a little filling!"
"If you make your dentist laugh, you might just get a discount!"
"If teeth are the window to the soul, I must have a very badly decorated window."
"It’s funny how you can brush your teeth and still get cavities – sounds like my dating life!"
"A dentist is a physician who specializes in the care of teeth. It’s a tough job, but somebody’s got to floss it!"
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. Just like my last dental appointment!"
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. And dentists have to deal with all kinds of flies!"
"Brushing your teeth is like sending your teeth to the gym!"
"Why did the dentist take up gardening? Because he wanted to flossom!"
"I told my dentist about my fear of drilling, and he said, 'Don't worry, you can always fill it in later!'"
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight, especially after a good dental cleaning!"
"Dentists are the only professionals who don’t mind getting a little plaque on their hands!"
"Why did the dentist become a brain surgeon? He wanted to work with a higher class of cavity!"
"Brush your teeth, or they will brush you!"
"Dentists are just like detectives; they find the cavities!"
"I clean my teeth just like I clean my car – I take them for a spin at the dentist’s every six months!"
"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes. And behind every dentist, there is a long line of anxious patients!"
"Why did the dentist always carry a pencil? In case he had to draw blood!"
"A dentist can take care of your teeth, but it’s up to you to floss your way through life!"
"I told my dentist I want a tooth extraction. He said, 'What kind of extraction? The emotional or the physical?'"
"You know you’re getting old when your dentist starts looking like your money!"
"Why do dentists tend to be so good at basketball? Because they know how to shoot hoops – for fillings!"
"A dentist’s office is the most honest place in the world. They’ll always tell you the truth – no sugar-coating!"
"What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea? A dent-tea-st!"
"I wanted healthy teeth, so I went to the dentist – turns out, all I needed was a little flossophy!"
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you toothaches, visit the dentist!"
"What did the dentist say to the golfer? You have a hole in one!"
"My dentist told me that brushing my teeth twice a day keeps the doctor away – but that doesn’t apply to him!"
"The only thing worse than removing a cavity is not brushing and waiting for it to get worse!"
"My dentist says I need to floss more. I’m just getting to the good stuff before I dig in!"
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