122 result(s) for Funny Candy Quotes.
"I'm not addicted to candy. We’re just in a committed relationship."
"A balanced diet is a chocolate in both hands."
"There's always room for dessert, especially if it includes candy."
"Caution: Candy can cause withdrawal symptoms if you run out."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"If candy is the answer, then I don't want to be right."
"Keep calm and eat candy."
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"I’m on a candy diet. I only eat candy."
"Some days you just have to create your own sunshine… or candy."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy candy, and that’s pretty much the same thing."
"Sugar is my favorite food group."
"If you don't eat candy, I think you're missing out on the best things in life."
"Candy is the one thing that everyone can agree on."
"You can’t spell 'ice cream' without 'me'."
"The only thing better than talking about food is eating it."
"I love candy. It shouldn’t be as bad as it is. It should be a food group."
"Happiness is a large, chocolate fudge sundae."
"I can't help it. I'm a candy addict!"
"Chocolate is the best food for survival."
"There's no such thing as too much candy. Just not enough time."
"Every day is a candy day when you're sweet at heart!"
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"Candy, the sweetest form of guilt."
"Happiness... It lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort. But only if you eat your candy first!"
"Life is short. Eat dessert first."
"A balanced diet is having a candy bar in both hands."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. Except when it comes to candy."
"If you really want to make a friend, go to someone's house and eat their food. We all know you can’t share candy, though!"
"Candy: The only type of relationship you need."
"Forget love; I’d rather fall in chocolate."
"When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. When life hands you chocolate, eat it."
"There’s no candy like family candy."
"Calories don’t count if they’re in candy form."
"Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. Chocolate understands."
"Stressed spelled backward is desserts. Coincidence? I think not. Have some candy!"
"You can’t buy love, but you can buy candy, and that’s kind of the same thing."
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"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m not sure about love, but candy will always be true."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch... with candy."
"There’s always room for a little more candy, right?"
"Sweet, but not too sweet. Just like my candy!"
"Life is like a box of chocolates; a good excuse to eat more candy."
"I don't need a therapist, I just need candy."
"Sugar is sweet, but candy is the real treat."
"Why chase dreams when you can chase candy?"
"Candy makes everything better, period."
"You can’t please everyone, but you can please someone with candy."
"Candy is like a hug in your mouth."
"Worry less, eat more candy!"
"Just a little bit of candy can make even the worst day much sweeter."
"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny."
"If you can't eat candy in front of your kids, when can you?"
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get…unless you read the box first!"
"I'm on a sugar-free diet. I'm great till I get to my house."
"Chocolate is therapy that you can eat."
"I love chocolate. I could eat it all day, every day."
"Sweets are my favorite food group!"
"I told my kids that candy is a fruit. They stopped asking for fruit."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy candy. And that’s kind of the same thing."
"Sorry I’m late, I was busy eating candy."
"You can't make everyone happy, but you can make them happy for a few seconds with candy."
"I eat candy for breakfast. What's your excuse?"
"If you’re not supposed to eat midnight snacks, why is there even a light in the fridge?"
"Counting calories is a lot like counting candy. You might get sad, but don’t regret a thing!"
"I don’t have a sweet tooth; I have a whole mouthful of teeth!"
"A day without chocolate is like a day without sunshine."
"Candy: the only thing that makes Mondays tolerable."
"Why should I be a vegetarian? I already don't eat truckloads of candy."
"Chocolate: because adulting is hard."
"I can't imagine a better way to indulge than munching on gummy bears."
"May your candy be sweet and your troubles be few."
"Candy is the magic dust that can turn any day around."
"When in doubt, eat candy. It’s way more fun."
"Life is short, eat the candy first!"
"I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and spit out better words than you're writing."
"I'm on a candy corn diet. I only eat candy corn."
"Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is?"
"I love candy, I could eat it all day."
"Desserts are the fairy tales of the kitchen—a happily-ever-after to supper."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"There’s nothing like a candy bar for making you nostalgic—unless it’s a candy bar you specifically remember from childhood."
"Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays."
"The only thing better than a good friend is a good friend with candy."
"Happiness... it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort. And a little bit in a bowl of M&M's."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy candy, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"Eat candy today and say ‘why not?’ tomorrow."
"I’ve been on a candy diet... I just have to bite my tongue sometimes."
"Candy: The treat that brings us all together, even if it’s just for a brief sugar high."
"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with candy."
"Candy lovers are never alone."
"Behind every great woman is a guy holding a handful of chocolate."
"My favorite ice cream flavor is chocolate. But then again, what flavor isn’t my favorite?"
"If you think I am going to stop eating sweets, you can just kiss my candy-loving butt."
"There’s a fine line between a cupcake and a muffin. Just as there’s a fine line between eating candy for breakfast and just being a happy person."
"If you’re feeling down, eat some chocolate. It’s nature’s way of telling you that you deserve a break."
"Sugar is a ladder that you climb, but remember: just don’t fall off!"
"In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take – like taking the last piece of candy."
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
"I'm a gummy bear, and my life is like a sweet dream."
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."
"The only thing better than a candy bar is a whole bag of them."
"Chocolate: the only thing that matters."
"I eat candy for breakfast. For me, that's the greatest meal of the day."
"A little bit of sugar can make everything better."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy candy, and that's kind of the same thing."
"I have a big sweet tooth, and I have no problems indulging it!"
"Candy is like laughter, it brightens your day."
"My favorite kind of candy is chocolate, all chocolate."
"Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila... or a piece of candy."
"There's no problem that chocolate can't solve."
"If you don't like candy, I'm just not sure we can be friends."
"Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays."
"Stressed spelled backward is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!"
"You can't eat candy all the time... unless you're me!"
"Every time you say 'I wish I had...', a candy is born."
"Candy makes everything better, even Monday mornings."
"When in doubt, throw some candy at it."
"Life is short. Eat the candy first."
"There's no such thing as too much candy, only not enough time."
"Lollipops are just edible happiness on a stick."
"The best part of childhood is the candy."
"Candy is my favorite food group."
"Love is like candy: sweet and often hard to resist!"
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