130 result(s) for Funny Bigfoot Quotes.
"The best thing about Bigfoot? He never puts his foot in his mouth!"
"I told my friends I saw Bigfoot and they said I was pulling their leg... I replied, 'Nope, I was pulling my foot out of the bush he was hiding in!'"
"If Sasquatch ever gets caught, he'll have a foot out of the door!"
"Seeing Bigfoot is like finding a unicorn in a horse race. You just know he’s faking it!"
"Bigfoot: proof that not all hairy creatures are out to make trouble!"
"Bigfoot walks into a bar... and the bartender says, 'We don’t serve your kind here!' The Bigfoot scoffs, 'I can’t help it if I have big feet!'"
"Ever notice how whenever Bigfoot is spotted, there’s always someone claiming they have a video? Apparently, his publicist is really good!"
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"Why did Bigfoot cross the road? To get to the other side where no one would bother him!"
"I asked Bigfoot for his autograph, but he said he already had big foot-prints everywhere!"
"Bigfoot could win a game of hide and seek against the world, but he just prefers to remain a legend!"
"They say Bigfoot is shy, but have you seen those viral videos? That's one savvy PR move!"
"Bigfoot: the only creature that can disappear faster than my willpower at a buffet!"
"If you ever feel small, just remember Bigfoot's shoe size! Now that's a big foot to fill!"
"Why don't scientists trust Bigfoot? Because they always feel he's trying to run away from the truth!"
"Bigfoot is like a mystery wrapped in an enigma... wearing size 20 shoes!"
"Just once, I wish Bigfoot would show up to prove he exists... unless he's on a diet!"
"The myth of Bigfoot: the only thing bigger than his foot is his sense of humor!"
"Bigfoot should start a fashion line: 'Big Feet, Big Style!'"
"What's Bigfoot’s favorite exercise? Foot races, of course!"
"Why has Bigfoot never won a game of charades? Because he always gives away the best clues with his huge feet!"
"Bigfoot has the best poker face. How else could he avoid being caught all those years?"
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"Why do people love Bigfoot? Because he’s not a regular-sized celebrity, he’s a large one!"
"Bigfoot only appears in the shadows... because the spotlight is too small for him!"
"The curious case of Bigfoot: the only thing more elusive is a 10-dollar bill in my jacket!"
"If Bigfoot believed in selfies, he would have broken the internet by now!"
"You know you're a true Bigfoot believer if you panic when you step in a footprint!"
"Everyone is looking for Bigfoot. I'm looking for an easy way to prevent him from finding me."
"I took a picture of Bigfoot and he turned out blurry. I guess he knows he's famous!"
"Bigfoot is just an urban legend. Don't tell the Sasquatch convention I said that!"
"Whenever I feel down, I remember that Bigfoot is probably out there hurting people's feelings by just existing."
"If Bigfoot were real, he'd probably be the most misunderstood creature on Earth — like the teenage version of an elephant."
"Looking for Bigfoot is like a wild goose chase, except the goose is better at hiding."
"Bigfoot sightings are like UFO sightings. Everyone believes in them until they become the spotlight of a bad sitcom."
"If you think Bigfoot is elusive, try finding a matched pair of socks in your laundry."
"I told my therapist about my Bigfoot obsession. Now even he believes in him!"
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"Bigfoot: The original master of hide and seek — you never know if he's winning or losing."
"Forget chicken or the egg; which came first: Bigfoot or the internet meme?"
"If Bigfoot had a social media account, he’d have more followers than most Kardashians!"
"I consider Bigfoot my spirit animal, if only because we both prefer to avoid small talk."
"Bigfoot doesn't even need to hide; we're too busy looking at cat videos to find him!"
"The only thing scarier than Bigfoot is my dance moves at a wedding party."
"If Bigfoot were to call me, I wouldn’t know whether to answer or say 'You’re not real!'"
"If Bigfoot can stay hidden for all these years, I can definitely stay hidden from my responsibilities!"
"Legends say if you catch Bigfoot on camera, he loses his mysterious card!"
"I don't doubt that Bigfoot exists; it's just the chance of meeting him that gives me 'ghosted' vibes."
"If Bigfoot had a catchphrase, it’d definitely be ‘Catch me if you can!’"
"Now I know why Bigfoot is so furry; he must hate winter as much as I do!"
"You know Bigfoot is real when he’s more popular than me at parties!"
"Bigfoot should start a podcast; he'd have the most over-the-top, wild tales!"
"Where’s Bigfoot? Probably social distancing from humans, just living his best life!"
"At least Bigfoot isn’t out there pretending to be someone he’s not, unlike half my friends!"
"I respect Bigfoot; he’s managed to avoid being merchandise for decades!"
"I’m Sasquatch, and I approve this message."
"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we find Bigfoot?"
"I know Bigfoot is real because I saw him on my way to the grocery store."
"Bigfoot is just a giant, hairy, walking myth that lost its way to a reality show."
"Bigfoot doesn't ever steal from anyone. He just borrows from the earth."
"If you photograph a Sasquatch and it's blurry, did you even take a picture?"
"I believe in Bigfoot, but I’d probably believe in him more if he started a YouTube channel."
"Bigfoot could be the perfect subject for a hair salon commercial: 'Finally, someone who can pull off the big hair look!'"
"Finding Bigfoot is less about the chase and more about the snacks waiting back at camp."
"You can’t hunt for Bigfoot during the full moon. He has commitments at the local nightclub."
"Bigfoot is not hiding; he's just socially distanced since the dawn of time."
"If Bigfoot is out there, he’s probably just looking for Wi-Fi."
"Every time I think I’ve seen Bigfoot, it turns out to be my uncle after too many hot dogs."
"Bigfoot: the only creature who can successfully ghost everyone in a group photo."
"I think Bigfoot is just misunderstood; he's really an introvert that hates cameras."
"The government doesn't want us to know the truth about Bigfoot—he's actually just a hairy guy who’s really bad at hide and seek."
"Bigfoot sightings are just nature's way of reminding us we are not alone... in the forest... or in our weird obsessions."
"You think you’ve seen Bigfoot? Honey, that was just my morning hair!"
"The only thing more elusive than Bigfoot is a man who remembers his anniversary."
"Just remember: if you run into Bigfoot, make sure he’s not just a well-dressed guy who skipped leg day."
"Bigfoot is like my wallet—everyone claims to have seen it, but I sure never have!"
"I asked Bigfoot to give me a sign. He responded with silence... so I left him a Yelp review."
"Sasquatch doesn't need to blend in; he simply makes fashion statements."
"You know you’ve seen Bigfoot when you’re left wondering if you really want to argue with a creature that outweighs you by 300 pounds."
"I chased Bigfoot once—never caught him, but I did get a good cardio workout!"
"Bigfoot is proof that if you truly want something, you should probably take a picture and move on."
"Bigfoot doesn't believe in you either."
"I saw Bigfoot and he was looking for a hairbrush."
"If Bigfoot existed, we'd have found his Instagram by now."
"Dear Bigfoot, you may be elusive, but you are a legend in my heart."
"I don’t know what’s scarier, the thought of Bigfoot being real or the amount of time people spend looking for him."
"I take my Bigfoot sightings with a grain of salt... and maybe a burrito."
"Bigfoot: the ultimate hide and seek champion."
"The only thing scarier than Bigfoot is finding him on Tinder."
"What do you call Bigfoot on a diet? A skinny legend."
"If you run into Bigfoot, just offer him a snack. That’s all he wants."
"I believe in Bigfoot like I believe in my Netflix subscription: it's probably real, but I can't prove it."
"Bigfoot: the original 'go back to sleep' meme."
"If you think Bigfoot is hard to find, try finding someone who believes your sighting."
"Bigfoot is proof that not all legends are imaginary; some are just really good at hiding."
"I would argue with you about Bigfoot, but I don't want to start a hairy situation."
"Do you know why Bigfoot is never caught? He’s just too hairy for the spotlight."
"Bigfoot walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'I don’t serve your kind here!' Bigfoot replies, 'You can’t even see me!'"
"The best part about Bigfoot is he's always a 'foot' ahead of you."
"Bigfoot is like a bad penny — he always turns up, but we still don’t believe in him."
"Some people claim to have seen Bigfoot, but I just think they need to lay off the mushrooms."
"Why don't Bigfoot sightings happen at night? Because he can't find his way on the dark side."
"My Bigfoot hunting strategy: just throw snacks in the forest."
"If Bigfoot is real, I hope he’s living his best life – preferably with a GPS."
"You can’t catch a glimpse of Bigfoot unless you’re looking for a really hairy tree."
"Bigfoot, the only creature famous for being a myth. Talk about a 'legendary' status."
"I bet Bigfoot has a great sense of humor — he’s just too shy to share it."
"I don't believe in Bigfoot, but I believe in the spirit of Bigfoot. It's the spirit of all that is hairy and elusive!"
"If Bigfoot exists, I wonder what it would be like to offer him a beer—I'd probably get lost in the woods trying to find him again!"
"Bigfoot: The creature that makes every outdoor trip a little more exciting—if you believe in him."
"I thought I saw Bigfoot once, but it turned out to just be my neighbor in a tracksuit."
"People say Bigfoot is a myth, but have you tried finding him on a Saturday night? It’s harder than spotting a unicorn!"
"If Bigfoot didn't want to be found, he should have picked a better forest. That’s what I always say."
"I saw a Sasquatch once; he was carrying a sign saying 'Lost: Please return to the nearest woods!'"
"Bigfoot has been spotted hiking through the woods again. Somebody remind him to stay on the trails!"
"The hardest part about being Bigfoot? Those awkward underground meetings!"
"Finding Bigfoot is just like dating—harder than it looks and full of bad encounters!"
"I think Bigfoot is like my love life; lots of signs and reports, but I’ve yet to see any proof!"
"What if Bigfoot is just a friendly giant who wants to hang out but is too shy?"
"The reason Bigfoot is so elusive? Too many photoshopped images of him scare him away!"
"Heard Bigfoot opened a Foot Locker. Now he's just 'Bigfoot'!"
"Why did Bigfoot cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!"
"If you see Bigfoot on your next camping trip, make sure to ask him for his skincare routine!"
"Bigfoot walks into a bar; the bartender says, 'We don't serve your kind here,' and Bigfoot replies, 'You gotta be more specific!'"
"Bigfoot is just an introvert who prefers to stay behind the trees and avoid social gatherings!"
"If Bigfoot were to tweet, it would probably be just a bunch of blurry photos!"
"What do you call it when Bigfoot becomes a fitness instructor? Sasquats!"
"Maybe Bigfoot doesn’t exist. Maybe he’s just always 'off the grid.'"
"They say Bigfoot opens your third eye—if only I could see him!"
"I leave cookies out for Bigfoot at night; no sightings yet, but if he comes, I’ll make sure he gets the gluten-free ones!"
"Bigfoot has been spotted training for the Olympics—watch out, it's an ‘horizontal camouflage’ event!"
"Sasquatch: Proof that evolution has a sense of humor!"
"Bigfoot is like the Loch Ness Monster—no need for reality when you have legends!"
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