97 result(s) for Booze Quotes.
"There's too much blood in my alcohol system."
"I only drink to be sociable. It would be rude not to."
"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world."
"I love to drink and I love to be more than a little tipsy."
"Time flies when you're having rum."
"Cider is a magnificent drink. All of life is better with a bottle of cider."
"Drinking is a way of being social without having to have a good time."
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"Beer, if drunk in moderation, promotes health and longevity."
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're going to feel all day."
"Always leave a little room for beer."
"A day without beer is like a day without sunshine."
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
"If you can't taste your liquor, then you’re wasting your time."
"Drink to me, drink to my health; you know I can't drink to yours."
"One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough."
"I love to drink beer, but I can't drink beer all day. I get too full."
"I chose to be a comedian because I wanted to drink beer for a living."
"There’s nothing wrong with enjoying a glass of wine with dinner. After all, that’s what it’s for!"
"I drink to make other people interesting."
"I don't drink to forget; I drink to remember."
"In victory, you deserve champagne. In defeat, you need it."
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"The best beer is the one you drink with friends."
"A beer a day keeps the doctor away."
"What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for."
"Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"Bourbon is a peacemaking drink; it is a way to shake hands."
"I am on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. I drink beer too."
"I think if a man wanted to be a great writer, he should do one thing: drink."
"There is no such thing as too much wine."
"Drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die."
"Cheers to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one."
"Be careful to take a healthy route; don't forget that drink is only good when it comes from the earth."
"Life is too short to drink bad wine."
"Wine is sunlight, held together by water."
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"I drink to forget, but it makes me remember the things I wanted to forget."
"There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others."
"Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life."
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her."
"Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right."
"I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that's kind of the same thing."
"I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem."
"The best beer is the one you haven't tried yet."
"It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog — and the amount of booze in him."
"Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough."
"There’s nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation."
"Drinks well with others."
"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."
"Live your life and forget your age."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy wine, which is pretty much the same thing."
"I drink to forget I drink."
"Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life."
"I’ve been drinking for probably a month now, and I feel like I’m going to pass out."
"I only drink to make other people more interesting."
"You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning."
"If you can’t drink it, don’t serve it."
"I know I'm drinking too much, but I just can't seem to stop."
"The best beer is the one you’re drinking."
"A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink."
"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
"If you can’t laugh at yourself, you don’t get the joke."
"I should be ashamed of myself. I’m not."
"A cocktail a day keeps the doctor away."
"The worst part of drinking is that moments of clarity stand out in my memory."
"Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
"There is a hangover that’s worse than a hangover. It’s the morning after when you remember your foolhardiness."
"I’m not a drunk; I’m an experienced drinker."
"Bourbon is a little like love, it always comes with a kick."
"It’s 5 o'clock somewhere."
"I drink to make other people more interesting."
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"I only drink to forget, but I never forget to drink."
"There’s nothing wrong with a woman being a bad drinker, but there is a lot wrong with a man being a good drinker."
"I can't stand drinks that don't have a kick."
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy."
"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."
"I love to listen to the sound of my own drinking."
"A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on."
"Drinking is a way of life. It is something that you do everyday."
"There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others."
"I never drink water. That is the stuff that rusts pipes."
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."
"There are two kinds of people: alcoholics and those who aren't." — Alex C. Mooney"
"I don't get drunk, I get awesome."
"I drink because I’m in love; I drink because I’m lonely; I drink because I’m unhappy."
"I drink to forget. I drink to remember. I drink to forget that I remember that I forget."
"Friends don’t let friends drink too much."
"In wine, there is truth."
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
"I could never take a drink and not want to do it again."
"Good people drink good beer."
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
"Wine is my favorite accessory."
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
"Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love, and find out later she has money."
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