117 result(s) for Bart Simpson Quotes.
"I am so great, I don't even need a signature."
"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a doctor or a dinosaur!"
"You’re a bad influence on me, Milhouse!"
"It’s not a crime if you don’t get caught."
"I can't believe I have to babysit my babysitter!"
"I'm not a bad kid, I just have bad luck."
"I don't need a license to be a bad ass."
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"My name is Bart, and I’m a superstar!"
"I think I’m going to be a lawyer. Or maybe a plumber."
"What are you gonna do? We don’t get our new uniforms until next month."
"I’m not a kid. I’m a killer!"
"The principal is a weirdo!"
"I didn’t do it! Again!"
"You can't prove it!"
"I’m feeling lucky! And not just because I went bowling."
"Why do they always get to call it 'art'? It’s just a big mess!"
"If I’m not back in five minutes...wait longer!"
"Can’t wait to not do my homework!"
"The only thing I’m committed to is comic books!"
"I’m not a problem child. I’m a solution to your boredom!"
"Each day I’ll do my best to ensure my teacher’s life is miserable."
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"I’m just a little boy, but I pack a big punch!"
"You know, I used to be a real brat, but now I'm just a little brat."
"This is my simpson's shindig!"
"I'm Bart Simpson, and I approve this message."
"I may be a loser, but I'm not a cheater!"
"I can't even get a car, and I'm twelve!"
"I don't know what 'real life' is, but I want no part of it."
"The only thing better than being a kid is being a Bart."
"I can't wait to grow up and do what I want."
"Nothing is cooler than being a kid who's cool."
"I can't be expected to remember that; I'm only a kid."
"Who needs a hero when you've got me?"
"I am the king of the school!"
"I don’t need to study. I’ll just cheat."
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"I’m not dumb. I’m just not too bright."
"I didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose me."
"I’ve been known to take a few shortcuts."
"You know, every time I say 'don’t have a cow,' I feel just a little bit like a cow."
"The best things in life are free. Like me!"
"Everyone is stupid except me!"
"You can't take life too seriously."
"I, Bart Simpson, am the coolest kid in the world!"
"I'm too cool for you!"
"I am Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"
"I'm Bart Simpson, and I know everything!"
"It's only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!"
"You can't spell 'Bart' without 'art'!"
"I don’t want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me."
"I’m going to the bathroom. Be back before you know it!"
"I can't wait to be a teenager. It's like being a kid but with a little more freedom!"
"I’ve got to go. I’ve made my decision, and it’s time to move on!"
"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing."
"I’m not a bad kid. I’m just a kid that makes bad decisions!"
"The Internet is just a place where you can be yourself."
"You know, sometimes I think it’s just too easy to be bad."
"I'm not a monster! You’re a monster!"
"Let's just say I'm a bit of an 'underachiever.'"
"Stop looking at me, swan!"
"My principal is a great man. Too bad he’s the one trying to expel me!"
"It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
"Ha-ha!"
"You can't just sit back and let life wonder on by."
"They're all out of gum."
"I’m not a bad influence. I’m just a very good excuse."
"I can’t help it if people are too sensitive to handle my awesomeness!"
"We didn’t start the fire. It was always burning since the world’s been turning!"
"I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"
"Get bent!"
"Ay caramba!"
"I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I actually miss my family."
"I’m not a bad kid. I’m just misunderstood."
"You don't make friends with salad!"
"Don't have a cow, man! Just chill!"
"I may be a kid, but I can think for myself."
"What’s the point of school if you can’t have fun?"
"I’m outta here!"
"Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand."
"If you’re going to be a wise guy, you better be ready for a wise guy’s consequences."
"It’s not my fault that society is so messed up."
"You’re not going to get my grades up by making me work!"
"I’m just a kid, I can’t change the world."
"Chill out, man. It’ll be all right."
"I may be a delinquent, but I have my principles."
"I know that I’m smarter than most of the adults around me."
"Every day I wake up and say, 'What trouble can I get into today?'"
"I’ve got a bad feeling about this."
"Nobody likes a whiner."
"I just want to be free to do what I want."
"You can’t hold me back forever!"
"Is this school or a prison?"
"Eat my shorts!"
"I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"
"Don't have a cow, man!"
"I didn't do it!"
"If you don't want a bad score, don't get caught!"
"You can’t make me do anything!"
"I’m going to take my time on this one!"
"That’s it! I’m never surfing again!"
"Whoa, mama!"
"Lisa: Bart, why did you do that? Bart: Because I can!"
"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
"I’m not a bad kid, I’m just a misunderstood genius!"
"You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever!"
"I’m not a monster. I’m a man!"
"I can't believe I got in trouble for using my creativity!"
"The truth hurts! That’s why I prefer to lie!"
"I’ve got a pizza in the oven, and it’s not going to eat itself."
"No, I’m not going to do it! Who are you, my mother?"
"I’m not saying I’m Batman... But have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?"
"I can’t help it if I’m popular!"
"It’s not a phase, it’s a lifestyle!"
"Why are you always so angry? It’s not like I’m the reason your life is miserable!"
"I’m not just a kid, I’m an activist!"
"When I grow up, I want to be a professional skateboarder!"
"I’ll show you; I’m just warming up!"
"You know what they say: every little helps!"
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