25 result(s) for Bad Lawyers Quotes.
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."
"A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a brief."
"The minute you read something that you can’t understand, you can almost be sure it was drawn up by a lawyer."
"How is it that there are so many lawyers and so few good ones?"
"A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes advantage of the loophole."
"I don't want a lawyer telling me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell me how to do what I want to do."
"He who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client."
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"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer."
"Lawyers are like rhinoceroses. They are thick-skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge."
"In a country well governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be ashamed of."
"A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client, and a lawyer who is his own doctor has a fool for a patient."
"The good lawyer is the great salesman."
"Bad laws are the worst sort of tyranny."
"The best defense against a bad law is vigorous enforcement."
"Our wretched species is so made that those who walk on the well-paved road always throw stones at those who are stumbling along a muddy path."
"When there are too many policemen, there's no liberty. When there are too many soldiers, there's no peace. When there are too many lawyers, there's no justice."
"The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law."
"A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns."
"The life of the law has not been logic; it has been experience."
"It is not injustice that is to be feared, but injustice committed by law."
"If you are going to lie, you want a lawyer."
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"A society that has more lawyers than plumbers is about to have its pipes burst."
"The skillful lawyer is not only expected to know the law, but also to manufacture favorable public opinion."
"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a doctor is pleased with a healthy patient."
"The object of justice is to prevent injustice."
