25 result(s) for Funny Golden Retriever Swimming Quotes.
"I work hard so my dog can have a better life."
"My dog is not spoiled, I'm just well trained."
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single splash."
"Life is ruff when you're this cute."
"Happiness is a warm puppy."
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
"The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs."
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"Everything I know I learned from dogs."
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses."
"Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day."
"My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am."
"Live. Laugh. Bark."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can rescue it."
"Beware of a man who doesn’t like dogs."
"Raining cats and dogs. Hope you don't step in a poodle."
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's."
"Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really."
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
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"No matter how little money and few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich."
"Don't accept a dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
"A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it."
"If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog."
