25 result(s) for Dead Parrot Quotes.
"This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This is an ex-parrot!"
"It's not pining for the fjords. It's passed on! This parrot is no more!"
"All right, then, I'll say he was tired."
"My hovercraft is full of eels."
"He's not dead, he's resting!"
"Look, I took the liberty of running a couple of tests on him..."
"He's stone dead!"
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"I've had enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased."
"The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead."
"It's not resting. It's bought the farm!"
"This veritable paragon of plumage has shuffled off its mortal coil!"
"He's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Lovely plumage!"
"It's bleeding demised!"
"He's probably pining for the fjords."
"I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now."
"It's lying on its back, stone dead!"
"He's just stunned!"
"You sold me a dead parrot!"
"It must be a very old parrot."
"This parrot wouldn't 'voom' if you put four million volts through it!"
"He's not dead. He's just resting."
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"Is he dead?"
"It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!"
" bereft of life, he rests in peace!"
"It's an ex-parrot!"
