25 result(s) for Sarcastic Candle Quotes.
"I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm sleeping."
"Sarcasm: because beating people is illegal."
"I'm not sure what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship."
"I've reached that age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn't say that' to 'What the heck, let's see what happens'."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode."
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"I try to see the best in people, but sometimes I find myself disappointed."
"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
"I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome."
"My imaginary friend thinks you have issues."
"Sure, I'll help you... after coffee."
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
"I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."
"The problem with having an open mind, of course, is that people will try to put things in it."
"If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
"I've learned that home is not a place, it's a feeling."
"I am an acquired taste. If you don't like me, acquire some taste."
"I'm thinking...it's a new hobby."
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"Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice."
"I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today."
"I'm not responsible for what my face does when you talk."
"Warning: May spontaneously talk about candles."
