102 result(s) for Ricky Bobby Quotes.
"Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for my family."
"That's impossible Ricky, because you can't live in your car for four months."
"Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!"
"Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! Help me Tom Cruise!"
"I'm a driver, I'm a winner; things are gonna change, I can feel it."
"Hey, Cal, you know what I like? Chicken and waffles."
"That just happened."
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"It's the fastest who get paid, and it's the fastest who get laid."
"I've always been real, right from the heart."
"I'm probably the best damn driver that ever lived."
"I don't know what to do when my hands aren't on a steering wheel."
"You gotta learn to drive with the fear, and there ain't nothing more God-awful than that."
"I hope their first child be a masculine child!"
"I'm sweet little 8 pound, 6 ounce baby Jesus."
"I work hard, I sweat hard, I shortcut and I've never done things the easy way."
"Hakuna Matata, b****es!"
"80% of life is showing up!"
"That just goes to show you, anything's possible... I've got two blind brothers driving for me."
"My wife's name is Carley and if you don't chew Big Red then f*** you."
"Can I get an amen?!"
"I'm just a big, hairy, American winning machine."
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"I don't know what to do with my hands."
"That's a good looking car right there!"
"Help me Jesus, help me Jewish God, help me Allah, help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!"
"I'm the man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."
"You gotta learn to drive with the fear. And there ain't nothing more goddamn frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car."
"I love crepes. I love creamed beef. I love the farmer’s breakfast at Cracker Barrel."
"Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the south call you, Jesús, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell."
"We go together like cocaine and waffles."
"I'd love to sign your baby!"
"I don't know a lot about anything, but I know a lot about the feeling of a rope around my neck."
"Danger is my middle name."
"I don't wanna be a pirate!"
"With all due respect, Sir, I am not a psychopath. I am a high-functioning sociopath."
"I'm paralyzed with fear."
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"I am 100 percent red, white, and blue, America!"
"I'm just a big, hairy, American winning machine. If you ain't first, you're last!"
"I'm the best there is, plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."
"You gotta learn to drive with the fear. And there ain't nothing more God-damn frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car."
"America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed."
"If you're not first, you're last. You know? You know what I’m talking about?"
"I am coming for you, meow."
"Dear Lord Baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors..."
"I'm the biggest, meanest, racin' machine in the county. And I'm making more money than a person has a right to."
"You strike me as a haunted man."
"You gotta drive with the fear. There ain't nothing more frightening than drivin' with a live cougar in the car."
"I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger."
"Help me Oprah Winfrey! Save me Tom Cruise!"
"That's Mountain Dew and my friends call me Big Red."
"With all due respect, I didn’t know you had experimental surgery to have your balls removed."
"Here, just let me do it. I'm paralyzed. It's the perfect time to do something dangerous!"
"Seeing you best me in front of my friends is more than I can bear!"
"Dear eight-pound, six-ounce, newborn infant Jesus..."
"I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!"
"I'm not sure what to do with my hands when I'm being interviewed."
"I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt because it says, like, 'I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party too.'"
"If you ain't first, you're last."
"I'm the best there is, plain and simple. I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."
"I like to think of Jesus as an ice dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life."
"Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino's, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell."
"I'm on fire! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!"
"Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!"
"With all due respect, I didn't know you had experimental surgery to have your b***s removed."
"I feel like a mongoose on a burrito!"
"Help me, Oprah Winfrey! Ooh, she's a beautiful woman!"
"Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!"
"My God, I've had brushes with death before. I come out the other side a whole lot stronger."
"I wanna go fast!"
"You can't have two number ones."
"You gotta learn to drive with the fear, and there ain't nothing more goddamn frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car."
"I'm not familiar with that one but I'm willing to learn."
"Is that a rock or is it a turtle head poking out?"
"I'm just a big, hairy American winning machine."
"Hey, Cal, I love those sweet jeans. Are those official race-car driver pants?"
"If we wanted two wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman."
"Let's get the hell out of here. I'm Ricky Bobby."
"I am running away from you because I have no respect for you."
"I'm not sure what to do with my hands."
"If you're not first, you're last."
"I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."
"Shake and bake!"
"Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the South call you: 'Jee-suz'"
"I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!"
"It's the fastest who gets paid, and it's the fastest who gets laid."
"I'm a driver, I'm a winner. Things are gonna change, I can feel it."
"That's what I always say: If you ain't first, you're last."
"I appreciate the fact that you're bringing this up, and you're not wrong."
"There is nothing more frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car."
"I'm the best there is at what I do...and what I do best is race car driving."
"I'm on fire!"
"The way of the road, my friend."
"I'm the magic man... now you see me, now you don't."
"I've sent in my application to the Real World. I'm hoping to hear back from them."
"I can't have a conversation with you when you're always talking."
"Everybody panicking... We're all gonna die."
"Being a man is about driving your friends around without killing them."
"I am a semi-pro driver – and I am semi-good."
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
"Hakuna Matata, bitches!"
"In America, you're free to be drunk and stupid."
"If we wanted wussy (expletive), we’d do Wussy (expletive) International."
"This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."
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