118 result(s) for Funny Chicken Quotes.
"I love eggs, but I don't care for chickens since they don't taste like much."
"When the chicken is on the grill, there are only two options: A good conversation or a good joke."
"Chickens are so ugly that they make other chickens look pretty."
"Have you heard about the chicken who crossed the road? She had some eggs to lay on the other side!"
"I told my chicken to cross the road, but it just sat there. I guess it was too chicken!"
"Why don’t chickens like people? They beat them to the punchline!"
"To get to the other side—a chicken’s ultimate goal in life."
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"What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly? Chicken!"
"Never count your chickens before they hatch unless they’re dancing chicken eggs!"
"Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? To stretch its legs!"
"The chicken is so wise, it has eggs-ceptional insight."
"Did you hear about the chicken who kept losing all its friends? It was a real cluck-up!"
"As far as I’m concerned, chickens are the comedians of the farm."
"Two chickens are sitting on a fence. One says to the other, 'Can you believe we’re eggs-isting here?'"
"Why was the chicken so funny? Because it always had a punch-line!"
"What do chickens grow on? Eggplants!"
"Chickens make eggs-ellent comedians, they just have to wing it!"
"Why don’t chickens like school? They get egg-sactly zero recess!"
"What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow? An egg that can moo!"
"I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone— unless you’re a chicken!"
"Why did the chicken sit on the egg? It wanted to hatch a plan!"
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"Every time I see the chicken cross the road, I wonder what it is trying to avoid!"
"Chickens are not born to become soup."
"You're all just jealous of my hot, sexy chicken costume."
"Man: 'What kind of music do chickens like?' Woman: 'Hen rock!'"
"I don’t need a therapist. I just need a chicken!"
"Egg-cellent! Use that one in your next speech!"
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!"
"If you think chickens are just a food source, you’ve never seen them dance!"
"I have a dream that one day, chickens will be able to cross the road without having their motives questioned."
"Eggs-pect the unexpected!"
"Chickens can’t fly, but they can definitely soar in humor!"
"Chickens are like humans; they all have their quirks!"
"If you want to make an omelet, you have to break a few eggs!"
"Why don’t chickens like people? They beat eggs!"
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"I asked the chicken where it was going. It said, 'Pecking my way to freedom!'"
"What kind of poultry likes to dance? Chickens, they can’t help but boogie!"
"A chicken a day keeps the boredom away!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!"
"Fee-hee-hee! You should be laughing, I’m just poultry in motion!"
"You can’t make everyone happy; you’re not a chicken wing!"
"Chickens are like that friend that always keeps it real and funny."
"Cluck it up, friends! It’s time for some egg-citing humor!"
"Two chickens enter a roast-off…"
"When life gets tough, just wing it, like a chicken!"
"I'm not chicken. I'm just a very brave coward."
"Chickens are the most humorous and gentle creatures on the farm."
"What do you call a chicken that crossed the road? Poultry in motion!"
"If we had those wings, would we fly like the chickens?"
"The chicken is the egg's way of producing more eggs."
"I don’t need a therapist, I just talk to my chickens."
"To be or not to be? That is the question, but in the end, it’s always about the chicken!"
"Why don’t chickens like basketball? They’re afraid of the foul shots!"
"There’s no greater joy than watching chickens chase after a butterfly."
"It’s hard to make a chicken laugh because they take everything so fowl!"
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!"
"You know you’re special when even the chicken is clucking for you."
"What do chickens do on their day off? They go to the egg-spresso shop!"
"What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An eggroll!"
"I told my friend I could make a chicken laugh; he said I was clucking crazy!"
"What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow? Roost beef!"
"A day without laughter is a day without eggs!"
"To err is human; to egg is chicken!"
"Feeling down? Just remember: chickens are just happy little feathered friends!"
"What do you call a chicken who can play the piano? A hen-sational talent!"
"Where do chickens go when they die? Egg heaven!"
"What was the chicken's job at the circus? Egg-spert juggler!"
"What do you call a chicken that tells jokes? A comedi-hen!"
"A chicken crossing the road is a problem for the chicken, not for the road."
"I told the chicken to stop playing with its food, but it didn't listen."
"Chickens are just the egg's way of producing more eggs."
"Chickens may be dumb, but they are smarter than some politicians."
"When the chicken said ‘cluck,’ they didn’t mean it literally."
"Don't be so chicken! Sometimes you have to wing it!"
"My chicken is a real peck-tacular performer."
"Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? It wanted to lay it on the line!"
"Life is just a pecking order, and the chickens are at the top!"
"The chicken is the only animal that is getting the egg back."
"If chickens can’t fly, why do they bother with wings?"
"My friend runs a poultry farm. It’s nothing to cluck about!"
"I’m just trying to figure out why the chicken really crossed the road!"
"You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, but if you’re a chicken, you might want to rethink that!"
"I would rather be a chicken than a rooster. The latter gets you into trouble!"
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken was just taking a shortcut!"
"I was going to tell a chicken joke, but I thought it might be too corny."
"How do chickens leave the highway? They take the eggs-it!"
"Why don't chickens like to play cards? Because they’re afraid of cheaters!"
"Don’t count your chickens before they hatch, because they might run away!"
"Chickens are the original multitaskers: they can lay eggs and cross roads at the same time!"
"A chicken's favorite composer is Bach... because he wrote lots of 'clucking' music!"
"Every time I count my chickens, I end up with eggs all over my fingers!"
"Just like chickens, every conversation comes down to a simple pecking order."
"Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!"
"I was going to tell a joke about chickens, but it’s egg-sactly what you’d expect."
"Chickens are a lot like humans; they are always clucking about something."
"If you think I’m a bad driver, you should see me trying not to hit a chicken."
"What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce? Chicken Caesar Salad!"
"Why don’t chickens like people? They beat eggs."
"A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion."
"You know you're old when your chickens are starting to look like your friends."
"I once had a pet chicken. It was a real peck of trouble!"
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!"
"What do you call a chicken who tells jokes? A comedi-hen!"
"Chickens may be small, but when they’re angry, they’re feathered fury."
"A rooster is just a chicken with a toupee!"
"What’s a chicken’s favorite classical composer? Bach!"
"Why did the chicken sit on the egg? Because it wanted to hatch a plan!"
"Eggs are like kids: you never know which one will crack first."
"You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, or maybe a few chicken hearts."
"When I was a kid, I always thought chickens were little pieces of fried chicken walking around."
"If someone hands you a surprise chicken, just wing it!"
"Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!"
"What do you call a chicken that can’t stop telling jokes? An egg-spert!"
"Cluck if you love peace and quiet!"
"What did the hen say to the rooster? You crack me up!"
"To be or not to be... that is a stupid question, just ask a chicken!"
"Chicken is the only animal you eat before it’s born and after it’s dead."
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