128 result(s) for Funny Cycling Quotes.
"I love riding my bike. I could pedal forever. Unless there’s a taco truck nearby."
"Bicycles are the most amazing machines. They are like a little magic carpet you can ride to your own dreamland."
"I ride because it’s easier than walking."
"Cycling is the only sport where you can lose 15 pounds and still get 10 extra pounds of gear."
"Why do I ride? Because punching people is illegal."
"You know you’re a cyclist when you consider a flat tire a ‘good excuse’ to delay your ride."
"There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing – and a bike that needs fixin’!"
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"If you can’t fix it with duct tape, you haven’t used enough duct tape."
"I’m a bikeaholic on the road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m on the bike."
"Cycling: because golf only requires one ball."
"Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race."
"There are only two types of cyclists: those who crash, and those who will crash."
"I don’t ride my bike to add days to my life; I ride my bike to add life to my days."
"Life may not be about your bike, but it sure can help you get through it."
"A bike ride is like an adventure, only with more wind and less risk of dragon attacks."
"I’m just here for the donuts at the end of the ride."
"All bike mechanics have the rare ability to handle the impossible with ease. Especially when it involves a few extra stolen moments."
"Why do I ride my bike? To avoid doing things I don’t want to do."
"Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of riding a bike."
"Bike to live; live to ride."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch."
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"If there’s a will, there’s a way – unless it’s uphill, then you need to bike!"
"Keep calm and pedal on."
"I ride because it’s fun. And I ride fast because I like to eat!"
"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving."
"Bicycles are freedom on wheels."
"There are only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can’t."
"I don’t ride a bike to add days to my life, I ride a bike to add life to my days."
"A bike ride a day keeps the bad vibes away."
"If you brake, you don’t deserve to ride."
"The only thing better than riding a bike is riding a bike with friends."
"I was a cyclist before I was a bike rider."
"Riding a bike is like an art; something you do because you feel something inside."
"Why don’t bikes ever get lost? Because they always follow their wheels!"
"Happiness is a long bike ride."
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"Cycling is a great way to get your exercise and clear your mind at the same time."
"A bike will get you there faster than a car and save you from flat tires!"
"Behind every successful cyclist is a substantial amount of coffee."
"There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing."
"Cycling is a simple solution to some of the world's most complicated problems."
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"
"You know you’re a cyclist when you’re more excited about your bike than your car."
"Ride it like you stole it!"
"When nothing goes right, go cycling."
"My favorite exercise? A cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it Lunch."
"A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two-tired."
"If you don’t like cycling in the rain, you’ll hate your life."
"Why do bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired!"
"Cyclists do it in the saddle."
"Two wheels move the soul."
"I ride because it’s the only time I get to escape from my own thoughts."
"Bicycles are the most civilized form of transportation known to mankind."
"Why do I ride? Because punching people is frowned upon."
"I often think the life of a bodybuilder is a joke. It’s a crazy life, but a funny one."
"Cycling is a game of inches, and the only thing that’s coming between me and my food is time."
"A bike is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off."
"I thought about cycling to work, but my car has a better back seat."
"There’s nothing more beautiful than a bicycle with a flat tire."
"You know you’re a cyclist if you are mad about riding, even in the rain, snow, or hail."
"I don’t care how fast you are, just keep pedaling and pretending to be in a race."
"If I’d known the bicycle was going to be invented, I’d have bought stock in tires!"
"The bicycle is a simple solution to some of life’s most complicated problems."
"I love riding my bike. It’s like working out but cooler."
"I’m just a few gears away from being a professional cyclist."
"Cycling: because punching people is illegal."
"I like to ride my bicycle. I can’t drive, my motorcycle’s broken."
"On a bike, you can’t help but smile. It’s like wearing joy around your neck."
"I like to think of cycling as therapy, but my therapist won’t take my insurance!"
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a bike and that’s kind of the same thing."
"The only thing I don’t like about cycling is that I might have to put on pants."
"Eat, sleep, bike, repeat. What more do you need?"
"My bike is my best friend. It helps me lose weight and supports me during my midlife crisis."
"I only ride on days that end with 'y'."
"I don’t always cycle, but when I do, I prefer to make it look easy."
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
"I don't ride a bike to add days to my life. I ride a bike to add life to my days."
"I can't help but think that the bicycle is the most beautiful piece of equipment I have ever been associated with."
"Bicycles are a big part of the future. They're a great way to save energy, and they keep you fit. All you really need to know is how to ride them."
"If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be."
"I ride my bike because it feels good and because my legs were made for it. And also because it's the only way I can get to work!"
"Cycling is not a sport but a way of life."
"Life is like riding a bicycle. In order to keep your balance, you must keep moving."
"Why do I ride a bike? Because it's cheaper than therapy."
"You know you're a cyclist when you go through two dozen eggs and you can't remember if you ate them or if they went into your bike tires."
"A bicycle is an excellent form of transportation, provided you are not in a hurry."
"I've had some great times riding my bike. I've had some pretty good falls, too."
"The bicycle is a simple solution to some of the world's most complicated problems."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a bike and that’s pretty close."
"When in doubt, pedal it out."
"It's not about the bike. It's about the ride."
"When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race."
"I love my bike. If I could marry it, I would."
"Life is short. Ride hard."
"Keep calm and ride on."
"Cyclists are the happy group of sociopaths."
"The only time I feel alive is when I’m on my bike."
"To ride a bike is to have a perpetual identity crisis."
"Pain is temporary, but biking is forever."
"There’s no such thing as too many bikes."
"For every mile of riding, I get one more mile of happiness."
"Cycling is like wine; it gets better as you age."
"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."
"When in doubt, pedal it out!"
"I don't ride a bike to add days to my life; I ride a bike to add life to my days."
"Cycling is like rolling therapy."
"The bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its passenger is its engine."
"I love my bike. It's my therapist on wheels."
"You never forget how to ride a bike. You forget why you ride."
"There is no such thing as too much bike. Just too little bike."
"I can't get enough of cycling. It's my drug of choice."
"Bicycling is the nearest approximation I know to flying."
"I ride because punching people is frowned upon."
"Some of my best therapy has come from cycling."
"If I can't take my bike, I'm not going."
"A bicycle is the perfect vehicle for a half-hearted person."
"Cyclists live with pain. If you can live with pain, you can live anywhere."
"I got 99 problems, but my bike ain't one."
"The only thing better than a bike is more bikes."
"Cycling: Because running is for the non-creative."
"Sometimes, it's the bike that gives me the thumbs up, not me."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"Riding a bike is not a matter of life and death—it’s much more important than that."
"If you can’t fix it with duct tape, you’re not using enough duct tape."
"I'd rather be on my bike thinking about God than in church thinking about my bike."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"Have you ever noticed how it’s easier to ride a bike downhill?"
"Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride."
"A bad day on the bike always beats a good day in the office."
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