Memorable Clueless Quotes

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"I mean, it's like, you're a dude, you do dude things. You're not like, a... a girl."
Cher Horowitz, Clueless
"This is a walk in the park. Just think of it as a... little trip."
Josh Lucas, Clueless
"She’s a full-on Monet. It’s like a painting, see? From far away, it’s OK, but up close, it’s a big old mess."
Cher Horowitz, Clueless
"It's not like I’m going to forget this in the morning."
Cher Horowitz, Clueless
"I need to go to the bathroom, I’ll be right back."
Dionne Davenport, Clueless
"You are a less than perfect person."
Cher Horowitz, Clueless
"Those are like, so last season."
Dionne Davenport, Clueless
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"I have to go. I need to take a shower. And I can't be late for my date!"
Cher Horowitz, Clueless
"I don't know what you're talking about. I just want to help you."
Cher Horowitz, Clueless
"There is no 'we' in the 'I' of team."
Josh Lucas, Clueless
"I can't believe I still need to work on my project after this."
Cher Horowitz, Clueless
"It’s like, pick a lane!"
Dionne Davenport, Clueless
"You’re such a loser, you know that?"
Travis, Clueless
"It's like, perhaps, I should start a new wardrobe."
Cher Horowitz, Clueless
"I just want to make sure everyone is okay, you know?"
Dionne Davenport, Clueless
"You have to think about other people’s feelings."
Cher Horowitz, Clueless
"I’m just trying to figure out how to drive my new life."
Cher Horowitz, Clueless
"What’s wrong with this thing? It’s like, totally ugly!"
Dionne Davenport, Clueless
"I think I am drowning in a world of ignorance."
Cher Horowitz, Clueless
"If I’m going to live in this world, I might as well be fashionable."
Cher Horowitz, Clueless
"Just because you’re a dude doesn’t mean you can’t talk about emotions."
Dionne Davenport, Clueless
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"Isn’t my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972."
Cher Horowitz (Clueless)
"You see how picky I am about my shoes and those are just shoes."
Cher Horowitz (Clueless)
"It's like I have ESPN or something."
Cher Horowitz (Clueless)
"You’re a bad influence on me."
Cher Horowitz (Clueless)
"I’m not a prude, I’m just highly selective."
Cher Horowitz (Clueless)
"The more you know, the more you realize you don't know."
Cher Horowitz (Clueless)
"I think we should just become girlfriends instead."
Tai Frasier (Clueless)
"I’m a ditz, but I’m not a bad person."
Cher Horowitz (Clueless)
"I could be more than just a friend."
Josh (Clueless)
"You know, I’m a little more than just a high school girl."
Cher Horowitz (Clueless)
"I don’t want to be in your way, I’m just saying."
Cher Horowitz (Clueless)
"I’m not about to go to some random place with some random guy."
Cher Horowitz (Clueless)
"There’s a difference between knowing how to have fun and knowing you can have it without being superficial."
Cher Horowitz (Clueless)
"I’m not just a pretty face."
Cher Horowitz (Clueless)
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"I have a way of making things happen."
Cher Horowitz (Clueless)
"You’re not just a project to me."
Josh (Clueless)
"Why can’t we just be friends?"
Tai Frasier (Clueless)
"I do not want to ruin our friendship."
Josh (Clueless)
"You're a total bad boy."
Cher Horowitz (Clueless)
"I can’t get over how cute he is."
Cher Horowitz (Clueless)
"I love shopping! It’s my cardio."
Cher Horowitz (Clueless)
"If I were going to die right now, I would want to be dressed for it."
Cher Horowitz (Clueless)
"I’m a little bit of a work in progress."
Cher Horowitz (Clueless)
"Don’t you like to hang out with someone you can relate to?"
Josh (Clueless)
"Ugh, as if!"
Cher Horowitz
"You see how picky I am about my shoes and those are just shoes. They're not even a decision!"
Cher Horowitz
"Whatever!"
Dionne Davenport
"It's like, I totally paused."
Cher Horowitz
"Isn’t my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972!"
Cher Horowitz
"I’m not a prude, I’m just highly principled."
Dionne Davenport
"I can’t believe I’m saying this, but you are, like, totally wrong."
Dionne Davenport
"I mean, it’s like a really big deal!"
Cher Horowitz
"At least I’m not as clumsy as you! You can’t even walk!"
Tai Frasier
"Don't you think that's like a little bit too much? Like, way too much?"
Dionne Davenport
"No, I don’t want to rule the world. If I could just keep my friends out of jail."
Cher Horowitz
"I’m not a fashion addict. I’m just home shopping!"
Cher Horowitz
"You know what I think? I think you should go, like, back to the ‘90s where you came from."
Dionne Davenport
"I’ll give you a call when I want to get, like, a life."
Cher Horowitz
"I just realized that you’re like, totally clueless."
Tai Frasier
"You’re just a bunch of posers!"
Dionne Davenport
"You don't even know my name!"
Tai Frasier
"I am going to give you a makeover that is totally going to blow your mind."
Cher Horowitz
"I know you’re talking to me… I just don’t know what you’re saying."
Dionne Davenport
"There’s always room for improvement."
Cher Horowitz
"You’re like, totally turning me into a shopper."
Tai Frasier
"You’re not perfect, but you’re all I need."
Cher Horowitz
"I can’t expect everyone to be as fab as me."
Cher Horowitz
"This is the most important occasion of your life. You must dress appropriately."
Dionne Davenport
"I’m just so over it!"
Cher Horowitz
"Isn’t my house classic? The columns, the marble, the whole thing. I’m going for a re-do soon. It’s like, ‘What am I gonna wear?’, but more, like, ‘What am I gonna decorate with?’."
Cher Horowitz
"I totally paused!"
Tai Frasier
"Ugh, as if! You’re a full-on Monet. It’s like a painting, see? From far away, it’s OK, but up close, it’s a big old mess."
Cher Horowitz
"You’re a virgin who can’t drive."
Tai Frasier
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but I wanna be a DJ!"
Dionne Davenport
"You're a bad person. Clueless people should be beaten."
Dee
"I know how to flirt. I just choose not to!"
Cher Horowitz
"I go through life with blinders on."
Cher Horowitz
"Cher, you're a rich girl, and you've gone too far. 'Cause you know it don't matter anyway."
Tai Frasier
"Sometimes you have to wear a dress to see what you need to learn about yourself."
Cher Horowitz
"You are such a bad boy!"
Dionne Davenport
"It’s like, ‘Totally,’ and I don’t care what it costs!"
Cher Horowitz
"I was just trying to see if you were cooler than me."
Tai Frasier
"I’m not a doormat. I’m a rug."
Dionne Davenport
"You can’t let someone else control your life."
Cher Horowitz
"This is a haiku. It's like a poem, but shorter."
Josh Lucas
"Life is short. If you can’t laugh at yourself, go cry somewhere."
Dionne Davenport
"I’m going to take this seriously. Like, I know I should be doing something important."
Cher Horowitz
"You’re not going to like everything you hear, but if it’s true, you should be able to laugh about it."
Tai Frasier
"I couldn't take any more of your 'cool line' nonsense."
Josh Lucas
"Oh, you’re going to wear that? You look like a foursome and a half."
Dionne Davenport
"It’s a no-brainer: I need to help you help yourself."
Cher Horowitz
"I feel like I’m trapped in a clothing rack."
Tai Frasier
"I'm a senior. I'm like, nearly an adult."
Cher Horowitz
"You're a virgin who can't drive."
Dionne Davenport
"As if!"
Cher Horowitz
"I totally paused."
Cher Horowitz
"You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet."
Cher Horowitz
"Ugh, as if."
Cher Horowitz
"I mean, it’s like I’m a little bit intrigued."
Cher Horowitz
"You know what? I’m going to go out and make some friends."
Cher Horowitz
"I’m not a control freak, I’m a control enthusiast."
Cher Horowitz
"The more expensive the shoe, the better the person."
Dionne Davenport
"You’re a bad guy. Like, you know, like, a really bad guy."
Tai Frasier
"I’d totally hook up with Josh."
Cher Horowitz
"I really am a classic example of a girl who needs to be told what to do."
Cher Horowitz
"This is a disaster! It’s a total disaster!"
Cher Horowitz
"It’s like, I’m not spoiled, I’m just well taken care of."
Cher Horowitz
"When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are gonna be right about that."
Josh
"He’s my brother: he’s a good guy, but he’s not a great guy."
Cher Horowitz
"You know, I’m just really happy to see you, even if I thought you were a jerk at the time."
Cher Horowitz
"What’s the point of being an adult if you can’t have any fun?"
Cher Horowitz
"I’m not sure, but I’m pretty sure I can’t even figure out what I want for lunch."
Cher Horowitz
"It’s like, you know what? It’s my way or the highway."
Cher Horowitz
"What kind of 90s girl doesn’t wear a plaid skort?"
Dionne Davenport
"I feel like I have to read these books to get an A."
Cher Horowitz
"I don’t know what to do with my hair today."
Tai Frasier
"I happen to believe the best kind of love is the one that you give and not what you get."
Cher Horowitz
"Whatever! I’m just going to say it: you’re my best friend."
Dionne Davenport
"You know, sometimes I’m really not sure what I’m doing."
Cher Horowitz
"I want to be a ‘girl,’ but I’m just really confused right now."
Cher Horowitz
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