107 result(s) for Clever Valentine’s Day Quotes.
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m terrible at poetry, but I love you."
"I’m yours, no alterations, adjustments, or substitutes needed."
"I love you more than there are stars in the sky."
"We go together like cupcakes and frosting."
"You’re the cheese to my macaroni."
"I'd share my last piece of chocolate with you."
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"We’re like a really small gang."
"My love for you is like pi, it's never-ending."
"I'd be lost without you; you complete my GPS."
"If love is a dream, then I never want to wake up."
"Are we at an airport? Because my heart is taking off."
"I love you to the moon and back, and then around the earth and back again."
"You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
"They say love is blind, but you can see right through my heart."
"I love you like a squirrel loves a nut."
"You're my favorite distraction."
"Without you, I’m just a cupcake without frosting."
"You fill my heart with joy and my days with laughter."
"You’re my cup of tea… and I like it hot!"
"My love for you is like pi – it’s never-ending."
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"I love you more than chocolate. And that’s saying a lot."
"I’m yours, no refunds."
"I love you a latte."
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly."
"When I said I love you, I meant it. Just like I meant the whole thing about sharing my fries."
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
"You’re my favorite distraction."
"I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying a lot."
"You are the cheese to my macaroni."
"I would share my last pizza with you."
"You are the sprinkles on my cupcake."
"I love you so much, I’d even share my fries with you."
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly."
"You make my heart pop like popcorn."
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"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"You’re my cup of tea!"
"You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile."
"I didn't believe in love at first sight until I saw you."
"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te."
"You're the icing on my cake."
"If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard."
"You're the yin to my yang."
"A Valentine’s Day without chocolate is like a day without sunshine."
"My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never."
"We’re all a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
"I knew I loved you before I met you."
"You make me happy in a way no one else can."
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
"If I know what love is, it is because of you."
"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions."
"I am yours, don’t give myself back to me."
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
"You want to know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again."
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage."
"In dreams and in love, there are no impossibilities."
"Love is the flower you’ve got to let grow."
"When you’re in love, every day is Valentine’s Day."
"Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for years that it becomes a miracle."
"I can't help falling in love with you."
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
"Love is sharing your popcorn."
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap."
"I love you more than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow."
"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!"
"We go together like cookies and milk."
"You are the peanut butter to my jelly."
"Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite."
"I must have been born under a lucky star, because I'm in love with you."
"You had me at 'hello'."
"I’ve fallen in love many times… always with you."
"You're my favorite notification."
"Love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together. Love is about how much you love each other every single day."
"Together is a wonderful place to be."
"I love you to the moon and back."
"I can't imagine my life without you."
"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
"You're the cheese to my macaroni."
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
"I could make you happy, you know. If you weren't already."
"Love is not about possession. Love is about appreciation."
"I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you."
"You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."
"My heart is and always will be yours."
"A soulmate is someone who has locks that fit our keys, and keys to fit our locks."
"To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides."
"Love is a game that two can play and both win."
"Each day I love you more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow."
"Love is like the wind, you can’t see it but you can feel it."
"I may not be perfect, but I’m always perfect for you."
"We are most alive when we’re in love."
"Love is a friendship set to music."
"You are my today and all of my tomorrows."
"In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours."
"Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
"Where there is love there is life."
"Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning."
"I could start a fire with what I feel for you."
"You always gain by giving love."
"Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination."
"You make my heart smile."
"Love is not only something you feel, it is something you do."
"Love is a mutual commitment to the other’s happiness."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at poetry, but how about you?"
"To me, you are perfect."
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