129 result(s) for Funny Fart Quotes.
"I’m not sure how to put this, but I think you just farted in front of everything that I’ve ever accomplished."
"The only thing better than a big laugh is a big fart."
"You know you’re getting old when you stop to fart and a little bit comes out!"
"If you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at? Especially when you've just farted."
"Farts may be funny, but they're also a sign of a healthy digestive system!"
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised! (And then she farted.)"
"Occasionally, I’ll fart while I’m skinning a fish. This is not a good habit."
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"Laughter is the best medicine, except for fart jokes. Those are eternal."
"Farting is like the voice of the dead; it gives you a sense of the past."
"A fart is just a little friend whispering in your butt."
"Silence is golden; but when you have a fart, it’s a gold mine."
"I love farting because it makes everyone feel better about themselves."
"Every time I fart, I feel like I’m giving my body a present!"
"A good friend will tell you when you have lipstick on your teeth. A best friend will fart and blame it on you."
"If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans. Except if you fart; that’ll get a real chuckle."
"Farts are like children; you have to love them, but that doesn’t mean you have to take them out in public."
"Farting is like air conditioning for the inside of your pants."
"There’s no such thing as a bad fart. Only bad timing."
"I'm not a superstitious person, but I have been known to say 'excuse me' after a fart just in case!"
"Farting in public: when laughter is the best medicine."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch, or a fart, depending on how it turns out."
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"Why did the fart cross the road? Because it wanted to go to the other side!"
"A fart a day keeps the doctor away, unless you're the doctor."
"Farts: because humor doesn’t always have to be refined."
"In a world full of chaos, sometimes you just need to fart and let it all out."
"We might not be able to hear a fart, but we can definitely feel its presence."
"If you can't laugh at yourself, then how can you laugh at anyone else?"
"Fart. The sound that lets you know there's a party in the back."
"I just let one slip—it's my body's way of saying, 'You can't hide the truth.'"
"A fart is a gift you give to the world."
"Don't worry, it's just gas. It happens to everyone. That's life!"
"The only thing better than a good laugh is a good laugh with a fart!"
"Your fart is like a whisper of sweet nothings only you can hear!"
"I have a special talent: I can toot at will."
"A friend who farts together, stays together."
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"Farting: the great equalizer. We all do it."
"Laughter is the best medicine, unless you fart, then it's just embarrassing."
"To fart, or not to fart: that is the question."
"Farts—nature's alarm clock."
"I love farting at work; it makes me feel like I'm still alive!"
"Farting is a way to remind you that you are indeed human."
"In the grand scheme of things, a little gas never hurt anyone!"
"Farts are just odorless smiles."
"The only thing that can stop me from laughing is a fart! And even then... it might just make me laugh harder."
"Life is too short to not let a fart out every once in a while."
"A good fart is like a good joke; it takes you by surprise!"
"Who knew that the sound of a fart could break the ice?"
"Silent but deadly—like a ninja in a gas attack."
"When I fart, it’s like a symphony playing alone."
"Every fart is a little reminder that you need to lighten up."
"Farts: the best way to clear a room—and at the same time, make your friends laugh!"
"Everyone has a butt, and everyone farts. It’s just a natural part of life."
"The only time to be positive you have pink eye is when you have a fart in your hand."
"Farts are like children: you should never lead them back to their room."
"If we could see farting, we’d all be dead."
"I have a fart machine. It works really well. I can't remember how to silence it."
"Where there's a will, there's a way. Where there's a fart, there's a way to blame it on someone else."
"Farting is not a crime, it’s a way of life."
"I love the sound of a fart. It's like music to my ears – a symphony of silliness."
"The best thing about farting is that you can’t hear it in space."
"Farts are just a way of celebrating being human."
"Why is it when you fart, it’s like a dog barking? You're shocked every time you hear it."
"I farted in the elevator and all I could think was, 'please get to my floor before it stops.'"
"Farting is like blowing a trumpet in a parade—everyone will notice!"
"A neighbor’s fart is better than your own."
"If you can’t laugh at yourself when you fart, you need to lighten up!"
"It’s not the fart that gets you in trouble; it’s the one you don’t own up to."
"After long hours at work, sometimes you’ve got to just let it rip!"
"The louder the fart, the funnier it is."
"Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day—but when they fart, the sun goes away."
"Every time I let one rip, I feel like I’m setting a tiny piece of myself free."
"Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too!"
"Farts are the punctuation marks of life. Sometimes they’re awkward but they’re necessary!"
"He who smelt it dealt it; he who denied it supplied it."
"A man may break a woman's heart, but a fart will always break the silence."
"Remember, it’s only awkward if you laugh."
"The only thing worse than a fart is a silent fart."
"Farting is like a good party: If you have to do it, just let it rip."
"I don’t trust people who don’t fart. They’re probably full of shit."
"Farts are just the ghosts of your food."
"The best part of being an adult is that you can fart in public and blame it on someone else."
"It’s not a fart, it’s a toot – a musical expression of my digestive system."
"Life is too short to hold back a fart."
"Farting is only embarrassing if you hold it in. Just let it out!"
"I’d rather be a fart than a snooze."
"A fart in a crowded elevator is worth all the laughs in the world."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch. The second best is farting."
"Farts are funny; it's just that they're too often taken too seriously."
"Every time I fart, an angel gets its wings."
"Farts are like children: You can only hide them for so long."
"A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the bagpipes but doesn’t."
"If your fart is loud enough, it might just be a call to action."
"If you can't laugh at yourself, let me know and I will."
"Farts have no boundaries – they transcend age, race, and social status."
"Never trust a fart after a long night of drinking."
"Farts may be silent, but they're always deadly."
"When you fart, it's just your body trying to make room for a laugh."
"To fart is to remind oneself of the joys of being human."
"Letting out a fart can be liberating—if only for a moment."
"There’s a fine line between a secret and a fart – both should be let out before they spoil."
"When you gotta go, you gotta go. Especially with farts."
"Farts: The universal language of humor."
"It's not just a fart; it's a message to the world that you exist."
"A fart a day keeps the doctor away."
"When it comes to farting, it's best to let it go."
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the biggest joke of all… your farts."
"Some things just never get old. Like my farts."
"Farting is like the weather: some people enjoy it, some are offended by it, and most ignore it."
"The only thing that smells worse than an untrained puppy is an untrained human."
"Sometimes I wonder if I'm an adult or a child just playing with gas."
"To me, the funniest thing in the world is farting. It's the little things that make life so funny."
"Flatulence is the one thing that can still make me giggle like a child."
"Farts are just the sound of a tiny unicorn escaping."
"Silent but deadly: obvious, but still the best way to describe a fart."
"I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh at a fart."
"Everyone loves a good fart joke; even those who say they don't are just trying to be polite."
"Farts are the little joy bombs we release into the atmosphere."
"I can't help it — when I have to go, I have to go!"
"In terms of creativity, farting is one of the highest forms of art."
"You know you've hit a new low when your biggest achievement in life is mastering the art of farting."
"Laughter is the best medicine, and a good fart is the best laughter."
"The best way to keep your friends close is to let a fart slip at least once in a while."
"Why do they call it 'gas'? Because it always leaves a mark on your pride."
"A fart is a memory that travels through time and space."
"Farts: the only common ground left in a divided society."
"My stomach may not be perfect, but my fart game is strong."
"Nothing breaks the ice quite like an unexpected fart."
"Every now and then, a fart can launch a thousand laughs."
"If laughter is the best medicine, then a good fart might just be the prescription."
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