107 result(s) for Funny Chinese Quotes.
"A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem so great after telling."
"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving."
"Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"Only the guy who isn't rowing has time to rock the boat."
"If you think you're too small to be effective, you've never been in bed with a mosquito."
"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."
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"To see what is right and not do it is the want of courage."
"When the winds of change blow, some people build walls and others build windmills."
"You can’t change the wind, but you can adjust the sails."
"If you want to avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing."
"To have a friend is one of life's greatest gifts."
"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool."
"A single conversation across the table with a wise man is worth a month's study of books."
"A wise man makes his own decisions; an ignorant man follows the public opinion."
"You learn how to ride a bicycle only when you fall down."
"A clever person turns great troubles into little ones and little ones into none at all."
"He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at."
"Man who wishes to be obeyed must know how to command."
"A dog is a god in a dog’s body."
"The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it."
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"Those who cannot laugh at themselves leave the job to others."
"Dig the well before you are thirsty."
"If you want to be rich, don’t think about how to make money, think about how to share it."
"What does not kill you makes you stronger, but it sure is a pain in the neck!"
"Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."
"A single conversation across the table with a wise man is worth a month’s study of books."
"You can't fall off the floor."
"There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out."
"At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go back in the same box."
"If you don't try, you won't know. And if you don't know, you'll probably do something stupid!"
"He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat."
"You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great."
"To know the road ahead, ask those coming back."
"He who talks more is not more clever."
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"It's better to be roughly right than precisely wrong."
"Sometimes in life, you just have to stop and take a breath, just to remind yourself who you are."
"When you see a good man, think of becoming like him; when you see a bad man, look inside yourself."
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
"If you want to be happy for a lifetime, plant a garden."
"He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever."
"If you want to get rich, build a road of gold."
"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."
"The penny saved is a penny earned."
"Three men gather wood, and a fourth man burns it."
"Don’t worry if plan A doesn’t work. The alphabet has 25 more letters."
"An inch of time is an inch of gold, but you can’t buy that inch of time with an inch of gold."
"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude."
"It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change."
"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions."
"One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful."
"The mind is everything. What you think you become."
"Count your blessings, not your problems."
"Humor is the shortest distance between two people."
"A man who uses force is afraid of reasoning."
"The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks."
"A wise man does not lay up his own treasures. The more he gives to others, the more he has for himself."
"A laugh is a smile that bursts."
"The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones."
"Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you are gently shouldered off the stage, but then you are given such a comfortable front stall that you are quite glad to retire."
"He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask remains a fool forever."
"It’s better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war."
"If a man does not have tears in his heart, how can he find them in his eyes?"
"Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated."
"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."
"To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it."
"In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity."
"To know what you know and what you do not know, that is true knowledge."
"The tongue can paint what the eye can’t see."
"Wherever you go, go with all your heart."
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step."
"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."
"Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything."
"Fortune favors the bold."
"If you want to be happy, be."
"Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."
"Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact."
"Man is not what he thinks he is, he is what he hides."
"Patience is a virtue."
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"A man who cannot tolerate small misfortunes can never accomplish great things."
"The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The second best time is now."
"If you want to be happy for a year, plant a garden; if you want to be happy for life, plant a tree."
"Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there."
"To be wronged is nothing, unless you continue to remember it."
"When the wind of change blows, some build shelters, while others build windmills."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever."
"The bamboo that bends is stronger than the oak that resists."
"Do not fear going forward slowly; fear only to stand still."
"He who is afraid of asking is ashamed of learning."
"The one who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."
"It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop."
"A smile will gain you ten more years of life."
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
"Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are."
"The one who laughs last has not yet heard the news."
"Too many candles can be a fire hazard, but it also gives a warm, happy glow."
"Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere."
"A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song."
"He who has a grain of patience has a grain of happiness."
"In times of stress, the best thing to do is to laugh."
"If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow."
"The highest form of wisdom is to have fun."
"A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones."
"When you see a good opportunity, don't let it pass you by - go grab it."
"He who chases two rabbits catches none."
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