Memorable Funny Chinese Quotes

107 result(s) for Funny Chinese Quotes.
"A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem so great after telling."
Arthur Brisbane
"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving."
Albert Einstein
"Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great."
John D. Rockefeller
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
Will Rogers
"Only the guy who isn't rowing has time to rock the boat."
Jean Paul
"If you think you're too small to be effective, you've never been in bed with a mosquito."
Betty Reese
"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."
Confucius
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"To see what is right and not do it is the want of courage."
Confucius
"When the winds of change blow, some people build walls and others build windmills."
Chinese Proverb
"You can’t change the wind, but you can adjust the sails."
Chinese Proverb
"If you want to avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing."
Elbert Hubbard
"To have a friend is one of life's greatest gifts."
Chinese Proverb
"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool."
William Shakespeare
"A single conversation across the table with a wise man is worth a month's study of books."
Chinese Proverb
"A wise man makes his own decisions; an ignorant man follows the public opinion."
Chinese Proverb
"You learn how to ride a bicycle only when you fall down."
Chinese Proverb
"A clever person turns great troubles into little ones and little ones into none at all."
Chinese Proverb
"He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at."
Chinese Proverb
"Man who wishes to be obeyed must know how to command."
Chinese Proverb
"A dog is a god in a dog’s body."
Chinese Proverb
"The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it."
Chinese Proverb
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"Those who cannot laugh at themselves leave the job to others."
Chinese Proverb
"Dig the well before you are thirsty."
Chinese Proverb
"If you want to be rich, don’t think about how to make money, think about how to share it."
Chinese Proverb
"What does not kill you makes you stronger, but it sure is a pain in the neck!"
Chinese Proverb
"Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."
Chinese Proverb
"A single conversation across the table with a wise man is worth a month’s study of books."
Chinese Proverb
"You can't fall off the floor."
Chinese Proverb
"There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out."
Chinese Proverb
"At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go back in the same box."
Italian Proverb (also popular in Chinese humor)
"If you don't try, you won't know. And if you don't know, you'll probably do something stupid!"
Chinese Proverb
"He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat."
Chinese Proverb
"You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great."
Zig Ziglar (widely cited in motivational contexts in China)
"To know the road ahead, ask those coming back."
Chinese Proverb
"He who talks more is not more clever."
Chinese Proverb
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"It's better to be roughly right than precisely wrong."
Chinese Proverb
"Sometimes in life, you just have to stop and take a breath, just to remind yourself who you are."
Unknown
"When you see a good man, think of becoming like him; when you see a bad man, look inside yourself."
Confucius
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
Laozi
"If you want to be happy for a lifetime, plant a garden."
Chinese Proverb
"He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever."
Chinese Proverb
"If you want to get rich, build a road of gold."
Chinese Proverb
"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."
Chinese Proverb
"The penny saved is a penny earned."
Chinese Proverb
"Three men gather wood, and a fourth man burns it."
Chinese Proverb
"Don’t worry if plan A doesn’t work. The alphabet has 25 more letters."
Unknown
"An inch of time is an inch of gold, but you can’t buy that inch of time with an inch of gold."
Chinese Proverb
"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude."
Maya Angelou
"It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change."
Charles Darwin
"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions."
Dalai Lama
"One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful."
Sigmund Freud
"The mind is everything. What you think you become."
Buddha
"Count your blessings, not your problems."
Unknown
"Humor is the shortest distance between two people."
Victor Borge
"A man who uses force is afraid of reasoning."
Chinese Proverb
"The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks."
Mark Zuckerberg
"A wise man does not lay up his own treasures. The more he gives to others, the more he has for himself."
Lao Tzu
"A laugh is a smile that bursts."
Mary H. Waldrip
"The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones."
Confucius
"Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you are gently shouldered off the stage, but then you are given such a comfortable front stall that you are quite glad to retire."
Confucius
"He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask remains a fool forever."
Chinese Proverb
"It’s better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war."
Chinese Proverb
"If a man does not have tears in his heart, how can he find them in his eyes?"
Chinese Proverb
"Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated."
Confucius
"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."
Nelson Mandela
"To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it."
Confucius
"In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity."
Albert Einstein
"To know what you know and what you do not know, that is true knowledge."
Confucius
"The tongue can paint what the eye can’t see."
Chinese Proverb
"Wherever you go, go with all your heart."
Confucius
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step."
Lao Tzu
"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."
Sun Tzu
"Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything."
George Bernard Shaw
"Fortune favors the bold."
Virgil
"If you want to be happy, be."
Leo Tolstoy
"Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."
Chinese Proverb
"Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact."
William James
"Man is not what he thinks he is, he is what he hides."
André Malraux
"Patience is a virtue."
Geoffrey Chaucer
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
Harry S. Truman
"A man who cannot tolerate small misfortunes can never accomplish great things."
Chinese Proverb
"The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The second best time is now."
Chinese Proverb
"If you want to be happy for a year, plant a garden; if you want to be happy for life, plant a tree."
Chinese Proverb
"Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there."
Will Rogers
"To be wronged is nothing, unless you continue to remember it."
Confucius
"When the wind of change blows, some build shelters, while others build windmills."
Chinese Proverb
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
Laozi
"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever."
Chinese Proverb
"The bamboo that bends is stronger than the oak that resists."
Japanese Proverb
"Do not fear going forward slowly; fear only to stand still."
Chinese Proverb
"He who is afraid of asking is ashamed of learning."
Chinese Proverb
"The one who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."
Mark Twain
"It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop."
Confucius
"A smile will gain you ten more years of life."
Chinese Proverb
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
William Shakespeare
"Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are."
Chinese Proverb
"The one who laughs last has not yet heard the news."
Chinese Proverb
"Too many candles can be a fire hazard, but it also gives a warm, happy glow."
Chinese Proverb
"Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere."
Chinese Proverb
"A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song."
Chinese Proverb
"He who has a grain of patience has a grain of happiness."
Chinese Proverb
"In times of stress, the best thing to do is to laugh."
Chinese Proverb
"If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow."
Chinese Proverb
"The highest form of wisdom is to have fun."
Chinese Proverb
"A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones."
Proverbs 17:22
"When you see a good opportunity, don't let it pass you by - go grab it."
Chinese Proverb
"He who chases two rabbits catches none."
Chinese Proverb
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