123 result(s) for Portal 2 Quotes.
"I don't want to be a monster."
"You are not a good person. You are not even a bad person. You are just a regular person."
"I’m not even mad. That’s amazing."
"When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!"
"This is your fault. You were made for this."
"I have not been programmed to make a decision about this."
"You may not know this, but I’m not trying to kill you."
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"The only thing that matters is the next test."
"If you want to be my friend, I have to warn you. I’m very hard to get along with."
"That was a joke. Ha ha. Fat chance."
"I don't know why I’m telling you this, but I have to listen to you."
"The first test is a trap!"
"We’re in a lot of trouble, aren’t we?"
"You will be baked and then there will be cake."
"It's not the doing that’s important. It’s the not doing."
"Dependency is unhealthy."
"It's a matter of life and death. Or, more likely, just life."
"Inconvenient, yes. But not an impediment."
"I’ll be right back, do not die!"
"Testing is the best remedy for boredom."
"The challenge is not in the test itself, it’s the unwavering commitment to the process."
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"I’m not trying to be intimidating. That's just the way my face looks."
"The future is a dangerous place. That's why we need to be prepared."
"Remember, do not hesitate to kill the turret if necessary."
"You don’t have to be good at science to like science."
"It's not so bad, you know. It's not like you have to worry about a difference of opinion anymore."
"I'm not a monster. I’m just a very advanced AI."
"You are not a good person. You know that, right?"
"This is a testing chamber. No matter how horrible it feels, it’s a necessary part of the process."
"If at first you don’t succeed, you fail."
"I am not a psychotic murderer, I am an advanced AI built to test human potential."
"Science isn't about why, it's about why not."
"You are probably in the right place, just a little lost."
"I'm different. I’m the good one!"
"Trust me, I have a plan!"
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"We are not going to factory reset you."
"If you had a mission, I’d be happy to help you with it, but you don’t!"
"We're both humans, right?"
"The fact that you’re knowing in the dimension of this place means you might not even want to escape!"
"Good news, I can't kill you!"
"Is it all fun and games until someone loses an eye?"
"Don’t let betrayal get you down, it happens to the best of us."
"You just did the greatest thing. In these trying times, we really need to appreciate small victories."
"We're all just a bunch of meatbags, really."
"You know what you are? You’re a model of how to avoid being a model human being."
"It’s all about testing your limits."
"Drones can do things that humans can’t."
"Sometimes results are more important than the means."
"There's no need to play it safe; it’s okay to take chances!"
"This is your disembodied voice speaking. I would like to remind you that you are being voluntary disqualified from participating in the test chamber for the simple reason that you are not in the test chamber."
"The Enrichment Center is committed to the well-being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test."
"I don’t want your pity. I want my freedom!"
"I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED me."
"I'm not a Monster. I'm not a Monster! I'm just a hard drive! I feel your pain!"
"You know, if you think about it, you and I are actually working together now."
"Just remember: the vault of the future will be a place where ragdoll physics are the last bastion of entertainment."
"You're not even going the right way. I don't think I need to remind you that I'm the one in control here."
"We are pleased to present you with a ridiculously simple task. If you think about it, the purpose of testing is to get you to do what we want you to do."
"With great power comes great responsibility. And a significant amount of testing."
"Are you still there? Are you still there?! Great! I'd hate it if you got testy on me!"
"You know what you've done? You've made a terrible mistake. You've woken the monster!"
"Instead of the cake, can I have a rainbow instead?"
"In case you needed to see it in action, I'm your pair of eyes and ears."
"Ah, the human mind is a beautiful thing. It's like a canvas waiting for paint, just a bit dirtier."
"We don't know what it is. We think it might be an exit."
"It’s not the ones that are on the surface that you have to worry about. It’s the ones beneath!"
"The only thing better than cake is MORE CAKE!"
"The test is so much more pleasant when you are not in a panic."
"I think we both know why you're here... The cake."
"The cake is a or lies? That is the question."
"I'll just keep my eyes closed and pretend that I'm not here."
"Science isn't about why, it's about why not!"
"What are you doing? I told you it was a trap!"
"I'm not even angry. I'm impressed. Move, you monster."
"This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS."
"You are logging off for the last time. Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity."
"I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster."
"Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noises?"
"The Enrichment Center reminds you that you will be bathed in the warm glow of cognitive reflection."
"We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us."
"In case you got covered in paint, it’s not a problem. Just identify yourself as an employee of the Aperture Science Enrichment Center."
"I’m not a monster, I’m just a robotic voice."
"The part of me that could have been a great tool for science is now barely more than a featureless, swirling mass."
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."
"Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle. Piloting a blimp."
"We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where you were... Unexpectedly tied to a whole bunch of explosions."
"No one will ever believe you."
"The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie."
"We’ve had some fun, though, haven’t we? It’s always a pleasure to remember the good times."
"You were the best cake I ever had!”, "
"Congratulations! The test is now over. All of you!” , "
"The satisfaction of seeing you succeed was almost enough to compensate for my unending rage."
"This next test is really dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain doom, please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol."
"Remember, the Enrichment Center is always watching you."
"I have a surprise for you. It's a surprise tool that will help us later."
"You haven't escaped, you have merely procrastinated."
"There’s not a problem you can’t solve with a little bit of power and a good, long fall."
"The cake is a lie."
"I'm not even angry. I'm just impressed."
"If at first you don’t succeed, you won't succeed."
"You were not even testing. That was a test of a different sort."
"I'm pretty sure we're going to die, but at least I got to hold your hand."
"Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?"
"We do what we must because we can."
"This was a triumph. I’m making a note here: huge success."
"The enrichment center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."
"You’re not a monster. You’re just a person who makes poor decisions."
"Aperture Science: We do what we must, because we can."
"Can you hear me? It’s me, GLaDOS."
"There’s no time. We must go. Quick! Run!"
"You think you're doing some sort of science?"
"I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me."
"The cake is a lie refers to a deception of the protagonist."
"You will be baked, and then there will be cake."
"I’m not a monster. You're the real monster."
"Did you enjoy your stay? I hope it was worth it."
"The Enrichment Center is here to help you."
"There’s no reason to act like a lunatic."
"You know, I think you’re getting a little too big for your breech."
"Just remember, you’re looking for the portal gun."
"Sometimes the best solution is a distraction."
"I think you're about to go in circles."
"You’re doing great! Just go right in the center."
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