128 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Laundry.
"I love to clean. I'm a clean freak. But I hate doing laundry. It’s like doing dishes-- I hate doing dishes."
"The secret of happiness is based on the things that are clean. If you don't have clean clothes, you don't have anything."
"I put my laundry in my room so I don't have to look at it. I don't have to do the laundry. It’s just there, like a house pet."
"There should be a new law that laundry folding is illegal."
"I finally got around to doing my laundry... next week."
"Drying your clothes outside... like a laundry version of performance art."
"I have a lot of clothes that I don’t wear and a big pile of laundry I don’t wash."
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"Laundry: the never-ending cycle of dirty then clean, the fight against wrinkles and static cling."
"I don’t always do laundry, but when I do, I prefer my clothes to magically clean themselves."
"Housework can't kill you, but why take the chance?"
"I would like to be able to sew, then I wouldn't have to fold laundry."
"The laundry isn’t just clean, it’s domestic therapy!"
"In my world, the laundry would do itself."
"I just want to be free of this ‘to do’ list which contains laundry."
"Washing clothes should come with a guarantee of happiness."
"The best time to do laundry is when you realize everyone else is doing theirs."
"I’m a laundry addict, always putting in and taking out clothes from the dryer."
"Just because you can’t see the dirt doesn’t mean the laundry isn’t waiting to be done."
"My laundry is like my life; sometimes I get a little tangled."
"Laundry day is the only day when I don’t feel guilty about watching TV for hours."
"We all need a little laundry humor in our lives."
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"I have too much laundry…and the socks are winning."
"Laundry: my least favorite cardio workout."
"If only washing clothes made our problems disappear as well."
"Happiness is clean laundry."
"I’d clean my house, but I’m too busy doing laundry."
"I love to do laundry. It’s so satisfying to watch everything come out clean and fresh—so much more rewarding than hanging out with people."
"The only thing more tedious than doing laundry is folding the laundry."
"A problem well-stated is a problem half-solved. So, when it comes to laundry, just declare it a 'load of fun.'"
"You know you're an adult when you get excited about doing laundry, just so you can start a new show while you wait."
"Doing laundry is like a never-ending quest; once you think you’ve conquered it, there’s another pile waiting."
"There should be a new law: if you fold my socks, I’ll fold yours!"
"I love washing my clothes…when I don’t have to actually do it."
"If you think washing dishes is hard, try washing clothes without a washing machine!"
"I have a unique talent: mixing colors in the washing machine."
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"My laundry room is the place where the magic happens…and by magic, I mean me trying to find a matching sock."
"Love is sharing your laundry with someone."
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. And then she did the laundry."
"Behind every great man is a woman doing his laundry."
"I’d rather have a laundry pile than a pile of bills any day!"
"Fold it, don’t hold it. That’s my laundry philosophy."
"My biggest problem is that I never want to do laundry until I run out of clean underwear."
"Laundry – that’s just adulting’s least favorite activity."
"I think my laundry machine is haunted. Every time it’s done, I hear a ghost say, 'Fold me!'"
"The hardest part of my job is figuring out how to sort laundry while being asked a million questions by my kids."
"Laundry may be a never-ending task, but at least my clothes aren’t talking back."
"I decided that the laundry cycle is just life’s way of reminding us to take a break."
"I enjoy laundry day. It’s the one day I can be sure that I’m going to achieve something!"
"Don’t worry, life is a journey. And every adventure may include laundry!"
"If life gives you dirty laundry, just wash it clean and hang it out to dry!"
"I love laundry. It’s kind of like cooking, but you don’t get to eat anything!"
"I hate laundry. It’s the only thing between me and my dream of living in a closet and never having to leave."
"My laundry is so dirty, it has its own personal vendetta against me."
"The only reason I wash my clothes is because I can never remember where I left them."
"I decided to take a break from laundry. I figured I could always just ‘air’ it out."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"I don't mind wrinkles; I embrace them. The guests just have to deal with my laundry choices."
"I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination, especially when it comes to doing laundry."
"Doing laundry is like a game of hide-and-seek, only my clothes always seek and I can never find them."
"Washing clothes is the closest I get to an Olympic sport."
"My clothes and I have a mutual understanding: I will give them a ride in the washer, and they will come out clean and fresh."
"I would do laundry, but I’m busy doing absolutely nothing."
"If my clothes could talk, they would tell you that I am a champion of laundry avoidance."
"A load of laundry really is just a baby's way of getting some extra cuddle time."
"Laundry: the never-ending battle between clothes. It's like 'Game of Thrones' without the dragons."
"My washing machine is a magician; it makes my good clothes disappear."
"When it comes to laundry, I’m not saying I’m lazy, I’m just prefer to keep it ‘freshly unwashed.’"
"Laundry is the only thing that is 'day by day' and should never be 'week by week'."
"I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing... just like my socks after laundry."
"If my socks could speak, they would probably ask for a vacation from all this laundry."
"I do my laundry just so I can have clean sheets; I’d rather live in my pajamas!"
"I can’t believe it’s a ‘laundry day’ when I really just want to wear my sweatpants and not do any work."
"Laundry is the only thing that gets dirty just sitting in the basket."
"Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of laundry."
"In my house, laundry is not a chore, it's an adventure!"
"I have a love-hate relationship with laundry. I love to hate doing it."
"Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color."
"I can't believe I forgot to put the laundry in the dryer. Now I'm going to have to choose between wearing wet clothes or cleaning the house."
"The only time I really love doing laundry is when I get to wear pajamas all day."
"Doing laundry is like a game of hide-and-seek. You always find more later."
"I love laundry. It’s the one thing I can ignore for a week and still be able to breathe."
"Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee and a pile of laundry."
"If you think that you can do laundry and have it all fold itself, you are delusional."
"I’m not lazy, I’m just on laundry break."
"They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a washing machine, and that’s pretty close!"
"I have a laundry basket, or as I like to call it, my 'clothes-donation station.'"
"Washing clothes is like dealing with life – you have to get rid of the stains first."
"If I fold one more piece of clothing, I might just go on a folding strike."
"My laundry room is like a graveyard for mismatched socks."
"I do laundry because I’m a responsible adult... who wears the same shirt three days in a row."
"Laundry day is a day to appreciate the clean things in life."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it 'lunch.' Oh wait, that’s not laundry related."
"If washing clothes paid off, I could retire!"
"The hardest part about doing laundry is finding motivation. It’s like the search for a matching pair of socks."
"I love the smell of freshly cleaned laundry. Too bad that smell doesn’t come in a spray bottle."
"Some days you’re the laundry; other days you’re the lint."
"If you can’t handle me at my messiest, you don’t deserve me at my cleanest."
"Life is too short to fold fitted sheets."
"I wash my clothes so much, they have more wash cycles than I do friends."
"Washing clothes is like a relationship: You have to keep up with it and hope nothing shrinks."
"Sometimes I think the dryer eats my clothes; other times, I think it’s just a really bad sock party."
"Laundry is the only thing that makes pizza seem healthy."
"Laundry today or naked tomorrow."
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a washer, asking it to spin her laundry."
"I enjoy cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food. Or the laundry."
"The only reason I wash clothes is to make them smell better before I throw them in the dryer."
"Washed and dried...my work here is done!"
"Doing laundry is like flying a plane. It’s all about knowing when to take the risk of it possibly crashing."
"I don't always wash my clothes, but when I do, I don't. I prefer to just buy new ones."
"I hate folding laundry more than I hate folding my life."
"Washing days are my personal hell. It's like at least two hours in my life I won't get back."
"A clean house is a sign of a broken computer."
"Laundry: the never-ending story."
"There’s no place like home...for laundry."
"Washing clothes is like a game of Tetris; I keep trying to make it fit."
"If your laundry is not an adventure, you're not doing it right."
"I love the smell of freshly laundered clothes, especially when it’s someone else who did the laundry."
"How do you make your laundry smell good? Just throw in a little bit of the good times from the past!"
"I’ve tried washing my clothes with soda. It didn’t work, but they did taste great."
"Laundry day is the only day I look forward to having no plans."
"People who say they hate doing laundry have never done it on a pile of dirty clothes."
"Why is it that when I do laundry, it feels like I’m preparing for multiple small-scale natural disasters?"
"In the future, we'll just scan our clothes and they’ll do their own laundry."
"Laundry, like life, always has its ups and downs."
"Taking the laundry out of the dryer is like diving into a cloud of warm happiness."
"The secret to life is to pack up your dirty laundry in a cute basket."
"Folding laundry can be a social occasion, or just a big pile of regret."
"I never met a pair of jeans I didn't want to wear more than once before washing."
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