126 result(s) for Funny Quotes For Water Bottles.
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"I drink water like it's my job."
"Water you doing? Just hydrating."
"I’ve got a water bottle and a dream."
"H2O, yeah, that’s what I’m talking about!"
"Stay hydrated, my friends!"
"Water you looking at?"
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"I can’t adult today, I just need water."
"Drink water and be awesome!"
"I like big cups and I cannot lie."
"Sippin' on sunshine and water."
"Keep calm and carry a water bottle."
"If you're not drinking water, are you even living?"
"Water: The secret ingredient to my fabulous selfies."
"Running on caffeine and water."
"Water - it’s the only thing better than coffee!"
"I’m just a bottle of water trying to find my way home."
"Water makes everything better."
"Drink more water; it's cheaper than therapy."
"Life's a beach, drink some water!"
"I don’t need a therapist, I need my water!"
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"Hydration is key, like a good meme!"
"If you see me talking to my water bottle, mind your business!"
"Drink water, stay cool, repeat."
"I wish my wallet was as full as my water bottle."
"I’m not a regular water bottle; I’m a cool water bottle!"
"Water you doing? Just chilling!"
"A bottle a day keeps the doctor away!"
"Hydrate and dominate!"
"Save water, drink vodka. Just kidding, hydrate!"
"No water, no problem. Just kidding, always water!"
"Water: because adulting is hard enough."
"H2O: The original energy drink!"
"Stay salty, stay hydrated!"
"Drink more water. The plants told me."
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"Sipping on sunshine and hydration."
"I like big bottles and I cannot lie!"
"Pure water is the world’s first and foremost medicine."
"Water is the driving force of all nature."
"When there’s water, there’s life."
"If you don’t like water, water you doing with your life?"
"Drink like nobody's watching… because they probably aren't!"
"Be the reason someone smiles today… and hydrate!"
"Water is the best beverage for a healthy body and a pearly-white smile."
"Refill and repeat!"
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a water bottle!"
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I drink water!"
"Water is life, and clean water means health."
"Stay hydrated or stay home!"
"I drink water like it's my job. And I take my job seriously."
"Water: the original energy drink!"
"Don't be shocked by the water bottle. Be shocked by how little I drink."
"I'm not a water snob, I just prefer my H2O glorious!"
"I like my water like I like my jokes: refreshing and a little bit awkward."
"Hydration in progress. Please wait."
"Water does not ask for attention, but here I am - giving it some."
"Stay thirsty, my friends. Literally."
"If life gives you lemons, make sure you also have water to wash them down!"
"Water: because wine isn’t appropriate at work."
"I fish for compliments, but I drink for hydration!"
"Water you doing today? Just sipping and thinking."
"Some days you just gotta drink the water, be the water, and forget the drama."
"Gulp, guzzle, repeat. It's a water bottle kind of day!"
"I put the ‘pro’ in hydration."
"Don’t worry, be happy – and drink plenty of water!"
"Drink water and mind your business."
"Water: making me feel fabulous one sip at a time."
"Water you waiting for? Hydrate already!"
"In a world full of chaos, be a water bottle!"
"Just keep sipping, just keep sipping."
"Drinking water is like a hug for your insides."
"Water you looking at? Just me, enjoying life."
"I’m like a water bottle – I get better with every refill."
"The only thing fizzy in my life should be my water bottle."
"Hydrate in style or die of thirst."
"I'm like a bottle of water; I just keep getting reused."
"Drink more water and you might just save some plants!"
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy water, and that's kind of the same thing."
"If you think I'm cute now, wait until you see me hydrated."
"Sippin' pretty."
"Stay hydrated, or stay grouchy."
"This is my happy place. Filled with water."
"Drink water, it's like a hug for your insides."
"Water is the best therapy. Just ask my bottle."
"Glug, glug, cheers to hydration!"
"Warning: Contents may make you awesome!"
"Liquid sanity in a bottle."
"Not all heroes wear capes; some just carry water bottles."
"Stay hydrated like the superstar you are!"
"Eat, sleep, hydrate, repeat."
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for water."
"Water: it’s the original energy drink."
"Drinking water is my cardio."
"Success is 1% inspiration, 99% hydration."
"Whale, it's time to hydrate!"
"Water you waiting for? Drink up!"
"Life's a beach; let's hydrate!"
"Cheers to my hydration partner in crime!"
"I can't adult today; I just want to drink water."
"Water you doing? Stay hydrated!"
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"When in doubt, add more water!"
"A bottle of water a day keeps the doctor away… unless they’re cute."
"Drink more water, it’s like a bath for your insides."
"Hydrate or diedrate!"
"Water: because adulting is hard."
"If you can’t find a water bottle, you’re just not looking hard enough!"
"I water my plants every day. Well, I mean, they are all dead now."
"I don't always drink water, but when I do, I prefer it to be in a stylish bottle."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a water bottle."
"Stay hydrated, my friends."
"Water is life, and I’m feeling a bit thirsty!"
"My favorite workout is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch. But water helps!"
"H2O is my love language."
"I like big bottles and I cannot lie."
"Water is to the body as laughter is to the soul."
"Sip happens."
"Drink water, it’s cheaper than therapy!"
"Water: the best thing you can wear!"
"I can’t adult today; I’m just here for the water."
"Don’t forget to drink water and take your meds."
"Hydration is key. Let’s drink to that!"
"Water—because punching people is frowned upon."
"Just add water… to your sense of humor!"
"Water: the original energy drink."
"Keep calm and drink water."
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