131 result(s) for Jeremy Clarkson Quotes.
"I don't speed. I just fly low."
"The best car in the world is always the one you can’t afford."
"You can’t be a proper petrolhead if you don’t know something about car maintenance."
"I have a very strong opinion of what I think is brilliant, and I think that's very good."
"Some say that the best driver is the one you’ll never see... I say it's someone with a good car."
"If we’re going to have a world, we may as well make it a nice one."
"Cars are like dating. It’s better to be seen with a good one."
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"Life is too short to drive boring cars."
"I think people like to know that I’m a bit mad. A bit crazy. A bit a-little-less-than-the-most-caring-person-in-the-world."
"I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I believe in love at first drive."
"The trouble with Nigel is that he has a very sensible haircut, and a very sensible suit."
"When I’m in the car, I feel at home."
"There’s no such thing as an undercover car enthusiast."
"People who don’t care about cars don’t matter."
"What I like about Aston Martin is that they steam ahead and then put in a bit of everything."
"Sometimes in life you can be so simple, you’re complex."
"I do my best work in the opinion piece arena, where I can give my impressions of the world, and nobody has to listen!"
"You get what you pay for. You pay for what you get. I’m greedy!"
"It's a magnificent car, but you wouldn’t want to be seen dead in it."
"Each time you hit the gas, it feels like the world is your oyster."
"I want to be as great as I can be, the best possible version of Jeremy Clarkson."
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"The thing with gasoline is that it has a smell."
"No one likes listening to a person who feigns interest in something, but I’m genuinely interested in cars."
"I was born to be behind the wheel."
"Occasionally, it’s good to be mad, you know. Keeps us all grounded and makes life interesting!"
"It's like a rollercoaster. It doesn't matter how old you are – it makes you feel alive."
"I don't speed, I fly."
"The world is divided into two types of people: those who like cars and those who don't."
"I think that you’re not living properly unless you’ve got a car."
"I always say that you should never trust a man who doesn’t drive."
"Cars are like music – they should be enjoyed."
"You can't take a picture of a car and expect it to fill your heart with joy."
"I have never driven a car that made me feel so alive."
"The faster you go, the more you realize how fast you can go."
"There are two types of people: those that can drive, and those that can't."
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"A car is the ultimate symbol of freedom and independence."
"I just want to be the stupidest person in the room."
"I don't care if you don't like it. I love it."
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you’re missing the joke."
"You can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs."
"Life is not a cakewalk; it’s a mad mad exhilarating ride."
"It’s better to overestimate your ability than to underestimate it."
"If I had to choose between love and a car, I'd pick the car."
"I have a love/hate relationship with speed."
"Driving is a privilege, not a right."
"I’m not a man who likes to be restrained."
"It’s not the car that’s important, it’s what you feel when you’re driving it."
"People often say that life is short. It’s not — it’s actually quite long."
"Always get out of your comfort zone; that’s how you learn."
"Never trust a man who doesn’t love wheels."
"Sometimes, you just have to go for it."
"Every car has a story to tell."
"When they invented the first car, they didn’t know what they were doing."
"I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’m doing it really well."
"The problem with winter is that it’s always too long."
"I’ve never been great at maths, but I can tell you one thing: the faster you go, the less time you have to think about it."
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you."
"I've always been about fast cars, better cars, efficient cars, cars that make a difference, but there's an emotional side to it too."
"Electric cars are just too quiet. You don’t hear them coming and you don’t know that they’re there until you hit them."
"I don’t know why Dull is Dull. The fact that everyone thinks it’s Dull makes it even more Dull."
"The trouble with being a journalist is that you tend to think you should be able to do everything. But, of course, you can’t."
"I can’t help but think that Twitter is just people shouting into the void."
"Cars are like love affairs. You run them for a while, and then you get bored and move on."
"Some say the glass is half full. Some say the glass is half empty. I say, ‘Are you going to drink that?’"
"There’s a fine line between a good idea and a bad idea."
"I always tell people that the best car in the world is the car that’s right for you."
"I don't believe in the concept of death – I see it as simply the next great adventure."
"When the car comes alive, the world disappears."
"Telling people how to run their lives never works."
"I'm not afraid of anything. I embrace the absurdity of life."
"Who cares if anyone believes me? It’s all in the fun of it."
"The best kind of trips are the ones where you don’t know where you’re going."
"If you're not terrified, you're not doing it right."
"TV is overrated. It's like the people who think they're in a relationship with a celebrity."
"What could possibly go wrong? Well, everything."
"Laughter is the only thing that can get you through the tough times."
"You can’t take yourself too seriously in a world where everyone is mad."
"You must never let your car take you somewhere you don't want to go."
"In terms of idiots, I’m the managing director."
"I couldn’t give a monkey’s about the Secretary of State for Transport, as I don’t want to be on a bike ever again."
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that’s what gets you."
"I just think they’re missing out on a lot of fun, you know? I mean, what’s wrong with a bit of petrol and a bit of fire?"
"The only reason I am fat is because a tiny line of my brain is broken, and I can’t stop eating."
"You can’t drive a car like you’re a contestant on a video game."
"If you think you can do a thing or think you can’t do a thing, you’re right."
"It’s not where you drive, it’s how you drive."
"There’s nothing worse than a half-hearted journey."
"I like a car that’s bright red or yellow or a color that’s unusual. I like cars that are unapologetic."
"It’s a great time for a man to be a man."
"For me, the best thing in life is to be unhappy with a good meal ahead of me."
"Driving a car is like a marriage. It’s a commitment."
"I am not so much interested in the car as I am in the man who drives it."
"Cars are like people. They all have different personalities."
"I drive a car to represent my personality—not to arrive at a destination."
"Getting old is just like you are a vintage car: you become classic, but you also get a little rusty."
"Too many people look at their cars and see them only as a means of transportation. I see cars as the ultimate expression of my identity."
"The older you get, the worse your taste becomes."
"I enjoy the sound of an engine that’s loud enough to make your ears bleed."
"What cars should be doing is giving us moments that are more than just transportation."
"A good car is a car that doesn’t break down, a great car is one you can’t live without."
"You can’t put a price on excitement."
"Driving should not be a chore; it should be a thrill."
"I’m a car enthusiast who refuses to let sticker prices dictate how much I enjoy driving."
"The most dangerous thing you can do in life is play it safe."
"I believe in living life to the fullest, every second with no regrets, except perhaps for some of my fashion choices."
"The only reason I have a Twitter account is so I can complain to the bosses about the bad wifi in hotels."
"I can’t be the only one who thinks modern cars are too complicated. It’s like they’re designed by people who’ve never driven a car."
"I’ve never been a fan of electric cars. I mean, yes, they’re great for the environment, but they just don’t have the same character as a petrol engine."
"The best way to make a car’s engine sound good is to simply cut off the exhaust."
"I would never advocate for anything other than driving. It is the one thing in life that gives you total freedom."
"You know what? I’m not a big fan of people who pontificate about cars and pretend to know what they’re talking about."
"I’m quite a fan of the idea of going back to a simpler, more visceral way of driving."
"If you think crime is a problem, just imagine if everybody had a good car."
"Driving is like a marriage. If you want a good one, you’ve got to work at it."
"These days, cars are all about styling and not so much about performance. I miss the era of raw power."
"A car is like a marriage; you need to take care of it, or it will break down on you at the worst possible moment."
"Speed is a lovely thing. I also like to be able to say I've been to some of the world's fastest places."
"I don't do crazy, but I do fun. And fun is the only thing worth doing."
"Petrolheads don’t drive for practicality, they drive for the thrill."
"The truth is, we are all a little bit horrible to our cars. They’re not just machines; they’re our partners in crime."
"I’m fascinated by the fact that you can, with just an accelerator and a brake, move from one point to another at speed."
"There’s nothing quite like the sound of a V8 engine roaring to life."
"People often ask what my favorite car is. I usually reply, ‘the one I’m driving right now.’"
"You can’t just drive a car. You have to *experience* it."
"A good driver knows his limitations and works within them."
"The simple act of driving can make you feel alive in ways you didn’t think possible."
"You need to forgive a car for being a car – it has its quirks."
"Car manufacturers need to remember that real people drive these cars, not robots."
"There's nothing worse than a car with no personality."
"Driving has become a chore; I want it to be a joy again."
"Whether it’s a Rolls Royce or a Nissan Micra, I believe every car has its own character."
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