106 result(s) for Funny Chocolate Quotes.
"I love chocolate. I would marry it if I could find a piece that didn’t talk."
"The only thing better than chocolate is more chocolate."
"Chocolate. It’s the only food that has the power to make me go weak at the knees."
"There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate."
"Chocolate makes everyone happy!"
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy chocolate, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"Chocolate is like a hug from the inside."
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"I’m just saying, if I had to choose between a husband and chocolate, I’d choose chocolate."
"Chocolate: the work of the angels."
"Chocolate is the key to my heart."
"Chocolate is a gift from God; it restores the soul."
"Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of chocolate."
"Chocolate is the only drug I need."
"Chocolate: the one thing we can all agree on."
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for chocolate."
"Chocolate is a way of life."
"I’ve never met a chocolate I didn’t like."
"There’s nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate."
"Chocolate is a gift from the gods, and I intend to enjoy it to the fullest."
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries and chocolate!"
"Chocolate may not be the answer, but it’s a great start!"
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"Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy chocolate, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get."
"Chocolate increases the brain’s production of serotonin, which makes you feel good. So eat more chocolate!"
"Love is like chocolate: It’s best when shared."
"Dark chocolate is my favorite. It’s like a party in my mouth, and everyone is invited."
"I'm in a serious relationship with chocolate."
"Chocolate is a food of the gods. I’ll be a loyal follower."
"Chocolate: the guilty pleasure that nobody should ever feel guilty about."
"I like to think of chocolate as a food group."
"There’s no such thing as too much chocolate. Just too little time."
"Chocolate is the perfect solution for every problem."
"Chocolate is like a hug in a mug."
"Chocolate is the best therapy; it doesn’t require an appointment."
"Save the planet, it’s the only one with chocolate!"
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"Chocolate: a delicious journey that starts with ‘Oh!’ and ends with ‘Yum!’"
"I could give up chocolate, but I'm not a quitter."
"Chocolate: the only addiction that I don't want to quit."
"There's nothing better than a friend, unless it's a friend with chocolate."
"If there's no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going."
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
"Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy chocolate, and that's kind of the same thing."
"There is no problem so serious that it cannot be solved by the simple act of eating chocolate."
"Chocolate: a substance that transforms the ordinary into the extraordinary."
"Chocolate is made of cocoa nuts and melted heaven."
"There’s nothing like a chocolate chip cookie to soothe the soul."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
"Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me."
"I want to be like a cupcake in a world of muffins."
"Chocolate is the only food that makes you feel like a kid again."
"Chocolate is a gift for mankind and a must for human happiness."
"Never underestimate the power of chocolate."
"In life, it’s important to keep your friends close and your chocolate closer."
"Chocolate is the delightful result of a cocoa bean’s struggle to become something great."
"If you don’t believe in chocolate, you won’t believe in yourself!"
"Chocolate is the perfect flavor, giving you a taste of love, laughter, and delight."
"Keep calm and eat chocolate."
"Chocolate is the tastiest thing on the planet. It’s like a hug in a mug."
"There’s no we in chocolate."
"I could give up chocolate, but it would take too long."
"Chocolate: the most important food group."
"Money talks, but chocolate sings."
"Chocolate is a gift from the gods."
"I love chocolate! I love everything about it. I love the way it melts in my mouth!"
"Some days, I think I'm going to lose my mind, but then I remember chocolate exists."
"Eat chocolate and feel better instantly. It’s science, I swear!"
"Chocolate is cheaper than therapy."
"I’d rather be a chocoholic than a chocobo."
"Chocolate is happiness that you can eat."
"Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands."
"If you’re not supposed to eat midnight snacks, why is there even a light in the fridge?"
"Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re gonna get, but I hope it’s all chocolate."
"Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate."
"Chocolate: the only kind of 'cake' you can't have too much of."
"Chocolate is the only enemy I don't mind having."
"Chocolate, the only language I need to know."
"When life hands you lemons, trade them for chocolate."
"Chocolate: my favorite food group!"
"I eat chocolate to cheer myself up. It's like a happiness pill."
"Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is?"
"I could give up chocolate, but I'm not a quitter!"
"There’s nothing chocolate can’t fix."
"Chocolate: Here today, gone tomorrow."
"If there’s no chocolate in heaven, I’m not going."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get, but you know it’ll be delicious."
"Exercise? I thought you said ‘extra fries’ with chocolate!"
"Chocolate is a gift from heaven with a wrapper."
"Chocolate makes everything better!"
"Chocolate: The ultimate mental health food."
"Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate!"
"Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy chocolate and that’s kind of the same thing."
"Chocolate: because adulting is hard."
"Chocolate is the only thing that makes sense in life sometimes."
"All you need is love… and chocolate!"
"A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands."
"Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays."
"Chocolate: my favorite food group."
"I’m on a chocolate-only diet. It’s a tough one, but I’m dedicated!"
"Chocolate is my spirit animal."
"Chocolate is the best stress reliever!"
"Today’s agenda: Eat chocolate, be awesome."
"Chocolate is like duct tape; it fixes everything."
"If cocoa can melt, so can I!"
"I only need chocolate on the days that end with a 'Y'."
"Chocolate is the key to my happiness!"
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