130 result(s) for Jed Clampett Quotes.
"I’m a' gonna be a millionaire!"
"We’re gonna have ourselves a big ol’ time!"
"That there’s a money tree!"
"The only thing I’m a-gonna do is take my shotgun and my family and get some grub."
"You know, I got a feeling we're gonna like it here."
"I reckon I’ll be hangin’ around here for a spell."
"This is a place where a man can live free and easy."
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"Don’t worry, I’ll take care of everything."
"Life’s too short to be anything but happy."
"Gonna go get me some of that good old-fashioned home cookin'."
"You gotta strike while the iron is hot."
"That’s what I’m talkin’ about!"
"If you can’t trust your family, who can you trust?"
"In a world of trouble, family’s what you need."
"I figure if it’s good enough for the Clampetts, it’s good enough for me."
"I’m just a simple man, but I know what I like."
"I may not have much education, but I know how to take care of my own."
"There’s gold in them there hills!"
"Everything is better with a little bit of humor."
"I’d rather be poor with my family than rich and alone."
"You don’t know what you got till it’s gone."
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"Sometimes, a little bit of luck goes a long way."
"Keep your friends close and your family closer."
"I always say, don’t get mad, get even."
"A home is where the heart is."
"We’re a couple of millionaires, and I want to know what that means."
"Well, doggy!"
"I ain't goin' back to the hills, I like it here."
"You know what they say: 'Money ain't everything.'"
"This is a nice place, but it sure is a long way from the holler."
"Ain't no use worryin' 'bout what you can't change."
"I reckon we ought to be thankful for what we got."
"Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!"
"You can take the boy out of the hills, but you can’t take the hills out of the boy."
"You know, I never really thought about being rich 'til I found that oil."
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"In my day, we didn't have all these fancy gadgets."
"There’s just somethin' about the mountains that calls to you."
"A little hard work never hurt nobody."
"I guess money can buy a lot of things, but it can't buy character."
"Well, it’s a funny thing, but I reckon a man can be rich and still be poor at heart."
"Family is what really matters, not the money."
"Reckon I’ll have to buy myself a pair of shoes that don’t make my feet sore."
"Well, they didn’t teach me that in the hills!"
"Sure can tell a lot about a man by the way he treats his critters."
"What’s the use of havin' money if you can’t have a little fun with it?"
"Settlin’ down in Beverly Hills was never in my plans."
"Sometimes I miss the peace and quiet of the hills."
"A man’s word is his bond, that’s how I see it."
"I always say, ‘If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.’"
"You gotta roll with the punches in life."
"I’m still that same simple man from the mountains."
"It’s like I always say, if you get what you want, you don’t get what you need."
"You know, I ain't no high-falutin’ big city man, I can’t even remember my own birthday sometimes."
"Some folks are happier than others, that’s just the way it is."
"Money don't make a man, it's what’s inside that counts."
"When you're sittin' on a gold mine, you sure don’t want to start diggin’ for silver!"
"Holding onto what you got is just as important as makin’ it grow."
"I reckon sometimes you just gotta go with the flow."
"The best things in life can’t be bought."
"You can never have too many friends!"
"I ain't much for fancy talk, I just say it like it is."
"There's a simple truth behind everything, and it usually doesn’t need a big explanation."
"If you want to catch a fish, you’ve gotta dangle the right bait."
"Family is everything, without them you can’t really be happy."
"I figure if you can’t have fun, then you ain't doin’ it right."
"Every day is an adventure, just gotta embrace it."
"Sometimes, the best way to solve a problem is to just find a way to laugh at it."
"It ain’t what you think that counts, it’s what you do about it."
"Life’s too short to take it too serious-like!"
"You can lead a man to knowledge, but you can’t make him think."
"When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade."
"Good fortune ain’t just about luck, it's about keeping your eyes open."
"If you work hard and keep your nose clean, you’ll usually be alright."
"A man's worth ain't measured by his wealth, but by his heart."
"Always listen to your gut, it usually knows what’s best."
"You gotta be true to yourself first, before anyone else."
"Life’s an open road, you just gotta have the courage to travel it."
"I’m a man of means, by no means. King of the road."
"You can’t take it with ya, but you can leave it for someone else to enjoy."
"I’m gonna make me a fortune and build me a mansion on top of it."
"I reckon a man’s gotta live, and live he does, with his dreams."
"It’s not what you’ve got, it’s what you make of it that counts."
"The world is full of good folks if you just look for 'em."
"When you got a lot of money, a man can get the big head."
"People are just people, no matter how much they got."
"Sometimes you just gotta let nature take its course."
"Money can’t buy happiness, but it can sure make things easier."
"I ain’t gonna let my money change who I am."
"Family is the most important treasure of all."
"A rich man’s got his problems too, you know."
"I used to be just a poor man, and I reckon I’d rather be that than rich and lonely."
"Find the good in every person, and you won’t go wrong."
"It’s not the money that makes you rich, it’s the people around you."
"Every day is a new opportunity for adventure."
"Sometimes you just gotta have a little faith."
"Adventure’s just a step away if you keep your eyes open."
"Ya gotta keep movin’ forward, no matter what."
"Education is important, but common sense is invaluable."
"Sometimes, you have to leave the past behind to find your future."
"A little kindness goes a long way, even in a big city."
"I may be a millionaire, but I’ll always be a simple man at heart."
"The best things in life ain’t things at all."
"Always take time to enjoy the little things in life."
"Well, doggie!"
"I'm a rich man now, and I'm still the same ol' Jed."
"I reckon it’s time for me to get out there and shake hands with my new friends."
"You know what I always expect? Something unexpected!"
"A little ole' lady came by today, said she wanted to sell me a house. I told her I ain't moved in a long time."
"When you’re sittin’ on a mountain of money, it don’t make a hole lot of sense to worry ’bout bein’ poor."
"Just because I'm rich don’t mean I have to be fancy."
"Family is what matters most, no matter how much money you got."
"Shootin' for the stars, but keepin' my feet on the ground."
"It's all about the simple things in life."
"I ain't ever seen a mountain of money, but I reckon it's just like any other mountain: You gotta climb it to see the view."
"You can’t take it with you, but you can sure enjoy it while you got it!"
"They say money can't buy happiness, but I sure like what it can do!"
"If you don’t go lookin’ for trouble, it won’t come knockin’ on your door."
"The best things in life ain't things."
"The world is a big place, but family makes it feel like home."
"Every day’s a little bit richer when you’re makin’ friends."
"Success is just a matter of luck and hard work."
"Laughter is the best medicine, and I’m here to hand it out!"
"I ain’t no highfalutin city slicker, I’m just a man who loves his kin."
"Fishing and huntin’ are more than just hobbies; they’re a way of life."
"You don't have to be fancy to be happy."
"Life is simple as long as you keep it that way."
"Money can't buy you love, but it can sure help you have a good time!"
"Friendship is worth more than gold."
"You gotta hustle a little, but keep your heart in the right place."
"I’ll be a hoot and a half!"
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